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Today has been a horrible day. First, I fall down the stairs and almost break my legs. Then, I heard my grandmother passed away and we'll be holding her funeral soon. And finally, my wife and I got into a huge argument and she yelled like never before, and scared the hell outta me. I've got guts, but I'd never seen my wife like that. I just needed to get away from all of the stress, some of it permanently. I remembered seeing a massage parlor a little past our town, and thought maybe I could de-stress there. I hopped into my car, and drove off. There wasn't even anything good on the radio as I drove. This place better wow me more than anything else. Upon arrival, I noticed a cream-colored neon sign reading, "Spa of a Lifetime!" Hope so. I thought. I walked in, and noticed all of the girls were strangely very short, at least to me. I was about 5'10", didn't weigh that much, had blue eyes, short black hair, a medium-sized nose, small lips, and stubble that could probably be considered a beard. But I did want to shave the latter when I had time. "Hi sir, welcome to 'Spa of a Lifetime!' How may we assist you today?" "Could I just get a massage or something? I need to get away from my problems right now." "I know just the trick! That'll be $40!" I sighed. "That is quite pricey." "Trust me sir, once this is over you won't be worried about money." "Ok?" I handed her the money and followed her to a table. "Now just get undressed and into this towel, then lay here and close your eyes, and I'll take care of everything." I did everything she asked and tried to let go. She started the massage. It felt great. Everything was shifting around like I was clay. It felt like she was changing me. My shoulders felt closer. Then my back and stomach seemed to flatten and curve. My hips and butt felt kind of heavy, but they were comfortable. Then, she moved onto my legs and they felt so slim. All of these movements felt so smooth too, like she'd bypassed my body hair somehow. Of course, this stuff was all part of the massage. None of this stuff was actually happening, it just felt incredibly smooth. Then, she asked me to turn over, and she began to work on my face. My cheeks felt small and smooth, my nose seemed smaller somehow, and my lips felt bigger. This felt like odd stuff to massage, but I'd never been massaged before, so I wouldn't know. Then she moved up towards my head, and started massaging that. My hair felt so clean and new, like more hair was growing right there. Then she moved down to my thighs and those felt large and stiff, but in a good way. It was like they were pillows. But then they started crushing my genitals, and suddenly mine had disappeared. I snapped up on the table and looked down. It was missing! "Sir, please let me finish, I'm almost done." "Alright." The rest of my body felt weird sitting up, but it didn't feel wrong, so I just laid back and let the massager continue. She started to massage my chest, and it felt like a sand castle was being built on them, getting brushed up and up. "Ok, we are finished. How do you feel?" "I feel amazing, like a new person! That was a great massage. Thank you!" "Of course ma'am. You're always welcome here if you ever feel stressed again." "Ma'am?" I looked down and saw a body that was most certainly not mine. An hourglass figure, probably C cup breasts, quite the butt, long, slim legs, female genitals, and to top it all off, everything was smooth, completely devoid of hair. I looked in the mirror they had off to the side. I did have a lot of hair, but it was all on my head, falling down to my new breasts. And it was blonde! "I-I-I look like that actress. What was her name?" "Chloe Moretz. Of course you look like her. You are her." "No I'm not! I was a man before!" "Just check your id in your clothes." I went over to where my clothes were, and they seemed to be replaced by women's clothes. I decided to put them on since I had nothing else to wear at the time. Polka dots? Whatever. I checked my id and saw that I was in fact Chloe Moretz now. "This can't be happening. How did you make me Chloe?" "I didn't do that. You were Chloe when you came in here." The massager stated confusedly. "Whatever. I'm outta here." I swiped my hair away like it was something I always did. In fact, I seemed to walk in the heels of my outfit like I always knew how. On my way to the door. A couple of girls passed by me. "Oh my gosh, are you Chloe Moretz?" One of them asked. "Apparently, yes." "Can we get a picture with you? Please?" The other asked. "Fine." I tried my best to smile with the girls and then I realized something. If everyone thinks I'm Chloe, then I won't have to deal with all my stress at home. In fact, my leg feels back to normal again. I'm sorry grandma, but you aren't really my grandma now. I was able to put on a real smile for the girls. "Thank you so much!" They both said in exuberance. "Anything for my fans!" I called back to them. I swiped my hair back. I could get used to this.

I have wondered what it'd be like to be famous...

Hey guys! I've got a new caption for you today! Not just any caption though, my first request! I'm not sure if I like requests right now, but if you've got one I'll give it a shot now. This was a request by cosmiccortex3d.

I would also like to take this as an opportunity to let you all know my release "schedule." While I won't be releasing captions EVERY week, I'll release each caption I make at least one week after the last one. This means I only release them when I have a caption made. I don't want to tie myself to a release schedule as I don't want to get really stressed and send out a caption that isn't the best I can do. I want you all to have my greatest work.

Edit: Hey guys! I decided I wanted to change up the photo for this one a bit, so now it's a bit different! I hope you guys like the new one!

I do not own this image.

Description
Today has been a horrible day. First, I fall down the stairs and almost break my legs. Then, I heard my grandmother passed away and we'll be holding her funeral soon. And finally, my wife and I got into a huge argument and she yelled like never before, and scared the hell outta me. I've got guts, but I'd never seen my wife like that. I just needed to get away from all of the stress, some of it permanently. I remembered seeing a massage parlor a little past our town, and thought maybe I could de-stress there. I hopped into my car, and drove off. There wasn't even anything good on the radio as I drove. This place better wow me more than anything else. Upon arrival, I noticed a cream-colored neon sign reading, "Spa of a Lifetime!" Hope so. I thought. I walked in, and noticed all of the girls were strangely very short, at least to me. I was about 5'10", didn't weigh that much, had blue eyes, short black hair, a medium-sized nose, small lips, and stubble that could probably be considered a beard. But I did want to shave the latter when I had time. "Hi sir, welcome to 'Spa of a Lifetime!' How may we assist you today?" "Could I just get a massage or something? I need to get away from my problems right now." "I know just the trick! That'll be $40!" I sighed. "That is quite pricey." "Trust me sir, once this is over you won't be worried about money." "Ok?" I handed her the money and followed her to a table. "Now just get undressed and into this towel, then lay here and close your eyes, and I'll take care of everything." I did everything she asked and tried to let go. She started the massage. It felt great. Everything was shifting around like I was clay. It felt like she was changing me. My shoulders felt closer. Then my back and stomach seemed to flatten and curve. My hips and butt felt kind of heavy, but they were comfortable. Then, she moved onto my legs and they felt so slim. All of these movements felt so smooth too, like she'd bypassed my body hair somehow. Of course, this stuff was all part of the massage. None of this stuff was actually happening, it just felt incredibly smooth. Then, she asked me to turn over, and she began to work on my face. My cheeks felt small and smooth, my nose seemed smaller somehow, and my lips felt bigger. This felt like odd stuff to massage, but I'd never been massaged before, so I wouldn't know. Then she moved up towards my head, and started massaging that. My hair felt so clean and new, like more hair was growing right there. Then she moved down to my thighs and those felt large and stiff, but in a good way. It was like they were pillows. But then they started crushing my genitals, and suddenly mine had disappeared. I snapped up on the table and looked down. It was missing! "Sir, please let me finish, I'm almost done." "Alright." The rest of my body felt weird sitting up, but it didn't feel wrong, so I just laid back and let the massager continue. She started to massage my chest, and it felt like a sand castle was being built on them, getting brushed up and up. "Ok, we are finished. How do you feel?" "I feel amazing, like a new person! That was a great massage. Thank you!" "Of course ma'am. You're always welcome here if you ever feel stressed again." "Ma'am?" I looked down and saw a body that was most certainly not mine. An hourglass figure, probably C cup breasts, quite the butt, long, slim legs, female genitals, and to top it all off, everything was smooth, completely devoid of hair. I looked in the mirror they had off to the side. I did have a lot of hair, but it was all on my head, falling down to my new breasts. And it was blonde! "I-I-I look like that actress. What was her name?" "Chloe Moretz. Of course you look like her. You are her." "No I'm not! I was a man before!" "Just check your id in your clothes." I went over to where my clothes were, and they seemed to be replaced by women's clothes. I decided to put them on since I had nothing else to wear at the time. Polka dots? Whatever. I checked my id and saw that I was in fact Chloe Moretz now. "This can't be happening. How did you make me Chloe?" "I didn't do that. You were Chloe when you came in here." The massager stated confusedly. "Whatever. I'm outta here." I swiped my hair away like it was something I always did. In fact, I seemed to walk in the heels of my outfit like I always knew how. On my way to the door. A couple of girls passed by me. "Oh my gosh, are you Chloe Moretz?" One of them asked. "Apparently, yes." "Can we get a picture with you? Please?" The other asked. "Fine." I tried my best to smile with the girls and then I realized something. If everyone thinks I'm Chloe, then I won't have to deal with all my stress at home. In fact, my leg feels back to normal again. I'm sorry grandma, but you aren't really my grandma now. I was able to put on a real smile for the girls. "Thank you so much!" They both said in exuberance. "Anything for my fans!" I called back to them. I swiped my hair back. I could get used to this.

I have wondered what it'd be like to be famous...

Hey guys! I've got a new caption for you today! Not just any caption though, my first request! I'm not sure if I like requests right now, but if you've got one I'll give it a shot now. This was a request by cosmiccortex3d.

I would also like to take this as an opportunity to let you all know my release "schedule." While I won't be releasing captions EVERY week, I'll release each caption I make at least one week after the last one. This means I only release them when I have a caption made. I don't want to tie myself to a release schedule as I don't want to get really stressed and send out a caption that isn't the best I can do. I want you all to have my greatest work.

Edit: Hey guys! I decided I wanted to change up the photo for this one a bit, so now it's a bit different! I hope you guys like the new one!

I do not own this image.