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Published: 2012-02-11 20:46:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1044; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 18
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Description This is why my stuff might seem choppy at times.
It's because I have the attention span of a six-year-old on cocaine.

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ex1lepr01 [2012-09-26 19:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Somehow, I think this is 90% of all writers. Especially me. If you can even call me a writer. XD

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SinfulFox [2012-03-22 14:51:45 +0000 UTC]

OMG. I do this so much... ;_; I think of something really clever or funny, or think of a really heart-tugging monologue or something, so I write all these random, specific scenes first so I don't forget them... Then I have to actually connect them with the legit story... xD it can definitely be a pain.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to SinfulFox [2012-03-22 15:40:51 +0000 UTC]

Ha, I feel your pain, dude.

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Thebubblegumgirl14 [2012-02-24 10:41:21 +0000 UTC]

I always do that from now on. Better than just writing the story from my head and think I'll get to the certain bit I think of or think I'll remember the rest for later (because of that I have a lot of unfinished stories I've forgotten where they were going).

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Lefty916 [2012-02-13 09:06:54 +0000 UTC]

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ThreadbareSP In reply to Lefty916 [2012-02-13 09:11:48 +0000 UTC]

Damn right.

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Lefty916 In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-13 11:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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squeaken1 [2012-02-13 06:05:22 +0000 UTC]

That sounds just like me. xD

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ThreadbareSP In reply to squeaken1 [2012-02-13 06:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Good to know I'm not the only one who's scatterbrained!

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squeaken1 In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-13 06:11:06 +0000 UTC]

I have this one South Park fan fiction that I only wrote half of the first chapter to....and I have scenes from everywhere but the beginning in my head....and written down xDDD

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ThreadbareSP In reply to squeaken1 [2012-02-13 06:13:16 +0000 UTC]


I hate it when that happens!

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squeaken1 In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-14 02:23:27 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?! It's supposed to be this super-awesome adventure with Cartman Hitler as ruler of the world (with that damn Jew on the run....and the most wanted man)....But I am having a hard time starting it! (Even though it takes place seven years after Cartman took over the world!)

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ThreadbareSP In reply to squeaken1 [2012-02-14 02:40:57 +0000 UTC]


WRITE IT.

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squeaken1 In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-14 02:54:01 +0000 UTC]

I have a poster for it almost fully colored....Oh yeah, and there's one more thing.....Professor Chaos is helping Cartman Hitler rule the world...xP

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ThreadbareSP In reply to squeaken1 [2012-02-14 02:57:11 +0000 UTC]

ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE THE BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND EVIL!

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squeaken1 In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-14 02:59:58 +0000 UTC]

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gtggreen [2012-02-11 21:33:58 +0000 UTC]

I like that you have the guts to actually poke fun at yourself. Unlike those "kawaii" fangirls.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to gtggreen [2012-02-11 21:38:40 +0000 UTC]

Desu!!!!!!
(BTW, do you know what "desu" means? I've finally got "kawaii" figured out, but I still don't know that one... I sort of use it like "thank you", because it rhymes! But That also makes me feel retarded... Because I'm not only using the word "desu", but I'm also using it in complete ignorance of its actual definition.

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gtggreen In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 21:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Okay, according to Yahoo!Answers and it aparently means "is" or "am" or "are" in Japanese.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to gtggreen [2012-02-11 21:46:31 +0000 UTC]

You you said "You're way cooler than those cute people."
And I said,
"I am!"

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gtggreen In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 21:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, you are.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to gtggreen [2012-02-11 21:52:21 +0000 UTC]

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gtggreen In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 21:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I have absolutely no idea what that one means. I'm-a-gonna look it up.

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Millinescence [2012-02-11 21:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh my Goddess, this is hilarious! xD

We have such similar ways of writing, but different ways of going about it.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to Millinescence [2012-02-11 21:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Do you write mostly in order?

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Millinescence In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 23:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Yep, I write chronologically, from start to finish. ^^

But if I have an idea for a completely different part in the story, I add them to my separate brainstorming cliff-notes that has the basic plot and stuff already mapped out, and then try to tie my story into that idea as I'm writing it.

From what I see here, you seem to use the story in progress as your brainstorming page. Then you try to do a bunch of editing to everything so it all ties together.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to Millinescence [2012-02-11 23:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. And I'm often best at what I like to call "incidental comedy"; funny dialogue more than funny situations. So a lot of my "ideas" are born already in dialogue form, so I write it down as such.

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Millinescence In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 23:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh I get it, that makes sense.

Most of the dialogue in my stories are improvised while I'm channeling the characters. So yeah, I think I specialize more in situational comedy, though I do have a fair share of incidental comedy thrown in for good measure. ^_~

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AuxiliatrixDisciples [2012-02-11 20:47:03 +0000 UTC]

I wanna write like you! :'D

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ThreadbareSP In reply to AuxiliatrixDisciples [2012-02-11 20:49:12 +0000 UTC]

No... No you don't...

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AuxiliatrixDisciples In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 20:50:17 +0000 UTC]

I do. :'D

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ThreadbareSP In reply to AuxiliatrixDisciples [2012-02-11 20:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Stylistically or methodically?

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AuxiliatrixDisciples In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 20:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Both.

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ThreadbareSP In reply to AuxiliatrixDisciples [2012-02-11 20:56:28 +0000 UTC]

This is apparently supposed to be "tears of joy":

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AuxiliatrixDisciples In reply to ThreadbareSP [2012-02-11 20:57:18 +0000 UTC]

..Really?

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