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D'awww. This is another little ditty from the not-yet-an-episode of Threadbare South Park called "First Dates". Kyle is trying to say something, but he can't quite do it. I called it "Just look at her, dammit!" because Kyle's avoiding eye contact, but it seems like it he just looked at her expression he'd be a little less nervous.

Oh, and just because there seems to be a bit of confusion... Charlie is not "me". She's an original character, but she is neither a self-insert nor based on myself. Our personalities, interests, appearances, etc. are quite different. I think Kyle and Charlie are cute; I don't think Kyle and "me" are cute.

Here's the text, since the writing is pretty illegible:

Charlie: What's the matter?
Kyle: (Sighs.) Look... uh, listen, Charlie... You, uh, remember that time when we, uh... you know?

Charlie: When we WHAT, Kyle?
Kyle: Ah... I mean, you know, when we, uh...

Charlie: Yes?
Kyle: ...kissed?

Charlie: Uh-huh...
Kyle: And, uh, did you... did you like it?

Charlie: Kinda... Did you?
Kyle: H-huh? ...Oh, yeah, I guess.

Charlie: (Sighs.)

The aforementioned "kiss" happens in a fanfiction called "One of the Girls", which is not yet published to dA. You can find it on FanFiction.Net though: [link] The episode is pretty cute (and quite funny). YOU SHOULD ALL TOTALLY READ IT! PLEASE! Here's a totally-cool excerpt:

Charlie walks into the room wearing the dress the girls picked out for her. She also wears a light blue bow in her hair, knee-socks, and shiny shoes with buckles. Stan turns around and stares at her, his mouth slightly open.

Charlie twirls around once and grins nervously. "Don't I look different?"

Stan hesitates, then, slowly, he says, "You do look… different."

The doorbell rings in the background.

"Oh, shit," mutters Stan. "Is Wendy here already? Go tell her I'll be ready really soon."

Charlie skips down the stairs and opens the door. She's surprised to see that it isn't Wendy at all—it's Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all dressed up for the dance.

"Oh, hi, guys," Charlie says with a quick wave. "What are you doing here?"

Kenny elbows Kyle, who rolls his eyes and sighs. "Kenny wanted me to tell you that he'll kick those whores' asses if they're just messing with you."

Charlie looks somewhat puzzled, but she says, "Thanks, I guess."

Kenny nods. "(You might be a dumb bitch sometimes, but, dammit, you're our dumb bitch!)"

"Uh, no she isn't, Kenny," Cartman says. He reaches over and puts a hand on Kyle's shoulder, and, fluttering his eyelashes, he says, "She's Kyle's bitch."

Kyle, furiously gritting his teeth, growls, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! She isn't my bitch!"

"I don't it when you guys call me a bitch," Charlie interjects, frowning.

"Nobody asked you, Charlie!" Kyle snaps. "Now come on, we've got to go."

"Go where?"

"(To the dance,)" says Kenny, pointing over his shoulder with his thumb. "(We're walkin'.)"

"Yeah! It's time for Token's MLK Day Black Pride Spectacular!" says Cartman. "There's gonna be saxaphone music, and rappers, and cajun food, and lots and lots of professional basketball players! It's gonna be awesome! "

Charlie shakes her head. "Mrs. Marsh is driving me and Stan and Wendy."

"Yeah, which is why Stan asked us to come here and get rid of you," explains Kyle.

"Faggot. Taking a girl to a dance," says Cartman, shaking his head.

Charlie sighs. "One second. I've gotta get my coat."

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D'awww. This is another little ditty from the not-yet-an-episode of Threadbare South Park called "First Dates". Kyle is trying to say something, but he can't quite do it. I called it "Just look at her, dammit!" because Kyle's avoiding eye contact, but it seems like it he just looked at her expression he'd be a little less nervous.

Oh, and just because there seems to be a bit of confusion... Charlie is not "me". She's an original character, but she is neither a self-insert nor based on myself. Our personalities, interests, appearances, etc. are quite different. I think Kyle and Charlie are cute; I don't think Kyle and "me" are cute.

Here's the text, since the writing is pretty illegible:

Charlie: What's the matter?
Kyle: (Sighs.) Look... uh, listen, Charlie... You, uh, remember that time when we, uh... you know?

Charlie: When we WHAT, Kyle?
Kyle: Ah... I mean, you know, when we, uh...

Charlie: Yes?
Kyle: ...kissed?

Charlie: Uh-huh...
Kyle: And, uh, did you... did you like it?

Charlie: Kinda... Did you?
Kyle: H-huh? ...Oh, yeah, I guess.

Charlie: (Sighs.)

The aforementioned "kiss" happens in a fanfiction called "One of the Girls", which is not yet published to dA. You can find it on FanFiction.Net though: [link] The episode is pretty cute (and quite funny). YOU SHOULD ALL TOTALLY READ IT! PLEASE! Here's a totally-cool excerpt:

Charlie walks into the room wearing the dress the girls picked out for her. She also wears a light blue bow in her hair, knee-socks, and shiny shoes with buckles. Stan turns around and stares at her, his mouth slightly open.

Charlie twirls around once and grins nervously. "Don't I look different?"

Stan hesitates, then, slowly, he says, "You do look… different."

The doorbell rings in the background.

"Oh, shit," mutters Stan. "Is Wendy here already? Go tell her I'll be ready really soon."

Charlie skips down the stairs and opens the door. She's surprised to see that it isn't Wendy at all—it's Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all dressed up for the dance.

"Oh, hi, guys," Charlie says with a quick wave. "What are you doing here?"

Kenny elbows Kyle, who rolls his eyes and sighs. "Kenny wanted me to tell you that he'll kick those whores' asses if they're just messing with you."

Charlie looks somewhat puzzled, but she says, "Thanks, I guess."

Kenny nods. "(You might be a dumb bitch sometimes, but, dammit, you're our dumb bitch!)"

"Uh, no she isn't, Kenny," Cartman says. He reaches over and puts a hand on Kyle's shoulder, and, fluttering his eyelashes, he says, "She's Kyle's bitch."

Kyle, furiously gritting his teeth, growls, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! She isn't my bitch!"

"I don't it when you guys call me a bitch," Charlie interjects, frowning.

"Nobody asked you, Charlie!" Kyle snaps. "Now come on, we've got to go."

"Go where?"

"(To the dance,)" says Kenny, pointing over his shoulder with his thumb. "(We're walkin'.)"

"Yeah! It's time for Token's MLK Day Black Pride Spectacular!" says Cartman. "There's gonna be saxaphone music, and rappers, and cajun food, and lots and lots of professional basketball players! It's gonna be awesome! "

Charlie shakes her head. "Mrs. Marsh is driving me and Stan and Wendy."

"Yeah, which is why Stan asked us to come here and get rid of you," explains Kyle.

"Faggot. Taking a girl to a dance," says Cartman, shaking his head.

Charlie sighs. "One second. I've gotta get my coat."