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Published: 2011-03-16 19:59:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 2792; Favourites: 112; Downloads: 22
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Snape's way of taking points from everyone is a timeless classic, isn't it? I also have a teacher who's pretty much like him...P.S. This might not be obvious, but Snape's my all time favourite HP character. It's just that some of his trademarks are awfully funny.
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rababco [2015-02-01 23:40:08 +0000 UTC]
I don't careΒ because I'm a Ravenclaw! Plus, I probably deserved it anyway. Wait how can I use the internet at Hogwarts, I don't think there's an internet or even any computers at Hogwarts, what am I even using?!
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noway243 [2013-12-26 21:23:21 +0000 UTC]
you can give me detention to professor! if you know what i mean...
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through-the-dark In reply to MusicIsMyLife7 [2012-10-19 16:40:45 +0000 UTC]
Yup, he's made of sheer epicness.
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MusicIsMyLife7 In reply to through-the-dark [2012-10-19 20:29:49 +0000 UTC]
Yup, he is. (Actually, he may take those 50 points off Griffindor, CUZ I'M SLYTHERIN!! Mainly because of him)
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through-the-dark In reply to MusicIsMyLife7 [2012-10-20 22:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Then welcome to the club. Slytherin FTW!
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therealsnape [2012-09-20 06:04:00 +0000 UTC]
This is hilarious! Albalark at LJ pointed you out, and I love it.
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through-the-dark In reply to therealsnape [2012-09-21 14:40:30 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! Oh, could you give me the link, please? I'd love reading the part where I was mentioned
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askMLPrainbowdash [2012-03-21 23:01:15 +0000 UTC]
wat__wat? a math problem for him.answer: >
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Mimi-35 [2012-01-07 16:03:09 +0000 UTC]
It's so true! Even if I'm to old for school's homework
Brillant idea!
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through-the-dark In reply to Mimi-35 [2012-02-18 14:23:49 +0000 UTC]
Thanks a lot for the appreciation! *takes a bow*
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through-the-dark In reply to KoiNomz [2011-12-10 19:28:46 +0000 UTC]
Slytherin power FTW! I see myself there too, 'coz I hate Gryffindors and I'm also a bit cunning...
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KoiNomz In reply to through-the-dark [2011-12-10 19:30:23 +0000 UTC]
Though I achully like about two Slytherins... Draco and Narcissa >__<
Me be very sly >:3
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through-the-dark In reply to KoiNomz [2011-12-11 07:45:35 +0000 UTC]
Me, I like Draco, Snape and Bellatrix! *I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!*
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KoiNomz In reply to through-the-dark [2011-12-11 07:54:45 +0000 UTC]
I kinda like Bellatrix, but I liked Sirius ;n;
He was mahh second favourite, achully xD
First was Draco, then Sirius.
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wuzza-fwuz [2011-10-18 21:33:59 +0000 UTC]
SNAPE'S HACKED MY COMPUTER!! O.O
(Actually, I kinda wish this would happen for real. Surfing the Muggle internet instead of doing my homework is EXACTLY what I've been doing for the past hour or so. Β¬_Β¬)
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through-the-dark In reply to wuzza-fwuz [2011-10-19 12:33:42 +0000 UTC]
Me too, lol! Thanks for the comment & !!
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Ichi-no77 [2011-10-16 17:53:38 +0000 UTC]
I'd love how this would pop up during class when you're doing something else
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through-the-dark In reply to Ichi-no77 [2011-10-16 18:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Me too! It'd be hilarious! By the way, thanks for the comment and fave!
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Ichi-no77 In reply to through-the-dark [2011-10-17 12:23:42 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome. We should try it, so when someone is busy on Facebook or something this pops up xD
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RightonShootingStar [2011-09-05 06:32:18 +0000 UTC]
How did he know?!!!!
Story of my life except I'm not in Gryffindor...at least i don't think I am...
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through-the-dark In reply to RightonShootingStar [2011-09-05 08:22:16 +0000 UTC]
Snape...knows...everything (imagine dramatic pauses). Meh, I'm not in Gryffindor either. Most quizzes tell me I'm a Ravenclaw, closely followed by Slytherin. I hate Gryffindor! *evil laugh*
Oh, and of course, thanks for the fave and comment!
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RightonShootingStar In reply to through-the-dark [2011-09-06 07:03:09 +0000 UTC]
If I were in Gryffindor I'd be the only one he'd learn to like, Thats right bitch!
Why did it get cold all of a sudden....? *slowlyturnsaround*
"That doesn't look like homework, lets make it an even 100 shall we?"
"But Iam in your house!!!"
"Detention."
"Oh Iam gonna enjoy this!" *drool*
"-With McGonagall!" *smirk*
"DAMMIT!"
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through-the-dark In reply to MicroGalaxies [2011-09-03 10:36:09 +0000 UTC]
Homework is not a site, to be opened at will and examined at leisure over the Internet! Oh, and another 57873948935 points from Gryffindor. Because I said so.
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MicroGalaxies In reply to through-the-dark [2011-09-03 11:39:27 +0000 UTC]
Homework is also the first album by Daft Punk.
and take as much from Gryffindor as you want,that's not my house.
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through-the-dark In reply to kikiotaku87 [2011-08-16 18:47:44 +0000 UTC]
XD too, lol!! By the way, just saw Deathly Hallows 2, Snape was simply awesome in there! And thanks for the !
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through-the-dark In reply to AlcinavomSteinsberg [2011-07-15 18:07:00 +0000 UTC]
Thanks a lot *takes a bow*
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through-the-dark In reply to snarkissism [2011-06-23 08:02:35 +0000 UTC]
Thanks a lot!! I totally agree myself!
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cartoon-freak05 [2011-06-21 19:03:01 +0000 UTC]
Me: Acctually Professor, I'm looking up pictures of you
Snape: What? *walks over to my computer*
Me: See?
Snape: ......................
Me:
Snape: *sees that everyone is looking at him* !!!!!!!!
Me: ...............
Snape: What are you all doing? Get back to work! *storms up to his desk*
Me: *continues to look up pictures of him*
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through-the-dark In reply to cartoon-freak05 [2011-06-22 10:24:53 +0000 UTC]
) Snape: *to himself* But I'll still take points from your house! Oh, and I should also remember to delete those pictures later on...Hmph, kids these days...
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cartoon-freak05 In reply to through-the-dark [2011-06-23 23:19:45 +0000 UTC]
Me: !!!!!!! *he probabl doesn't even realixe that I'm in-love with him!, she goes back to work on her potions*
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LiessaSaschura [2011-06-21 09:17:58 +0000 UTC]
awesome!^^
hope that'll never really appear on my desk......though, it wouldn't be that bad, i'm a slytherin!^^
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through-the-dark In reply to LiessaSaschura [2011-06-21 10:35:44 +0000 UTC]
Me too! Thumbs up for Slytherin! And, of course, thanks a lot for faving!
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LiessaSaschura In reply to through-the-dark [2012-01-17 22:28:24 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome
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RandomMumble [2011-06-19 06:06:55 +0000 UTC]
I would be much less annoyed with my computer if it would do this every now and then.
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through-the-dark In reply to RandomMumble [2011-06-19 11:14:22 +0000 UTC]
Me too...I actually knew a program that allowed you to make fake error messages of your own then made them pop up randomly on your screen, but I can't seem to find it now.
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BulletTimeScully [2011-06-19 03:51:25 +0000 UTC]
I laughed so hard my hubby looked at me like I was nuts! This made my night!
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through-the-dark In reply to BulletTimeScully [2011-06-19 11:08:35 +0000 UTC]
Wow, thanks! I'm so glad you loved it!!
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