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shepard_commander?

One windy Saturday the Engineer was experimenting with a new type of a teleporter and he needed to check, how much live weight can his machine handle. As we all know cows in TF2 are made out of thin wood, he called for the Heavy. The Heavy came to the Engie as fast as he could, with a Sandvich in his mouth.
- Vat iz it Engineer? - asked the Heavy.
- I have some new teleporters, that need to be tested. Will you be my partner and help me check them properly? - replied the Engineer.
- Da - answered the Heavy after a while.
The Engineer told the Heavy to stand on one of the teleporter entrances. Heavy stood on one right away.
- You see that exit in the corner? - asked the Engineer - I'ma teleport you right there.
The Heavy, seeing as nothing can go wrong, nodded to the Engineer with a grin on his face.
- Alright then, I'ma push the teleport button - said the Engineer.
- Da, I am ready - replied the Heavy.
The Engineer pushed the button and the teleporters started spinning slowly. Just when the Heavy was supposed to be teleported to the exit in the corner, an overload occured, causing the teleporters to screw up. The Heavy was appearing once in the exit, crying for help, and in the other second at the entrance.
- Get out of there! - yelled the Engineer.
That was of no use as the Heavy couldn't move, when he was standing in the teleporter. Suddenly everything went black.
After a couple of minutes the Heavy woke up in the middle of a desert. He was lying on his back, holding an M8 Avenger assault rifle in his right hand.
- Vat iz diz tiny baby toy? - he asked himself.
When he was trying to figure out how his rifle works, two LOKI mechs appeared out of nowhere behind him.
- Vat are doze metal babies?! - he yelled.
Just when the mechs were going to shoot at the poor guy, one's head exploded and the other was ripped to shreds but bullets. The Heavy stood up, turned around and saw a strange vehicle and three odd looking persons coming his way. The Heavy was surprised and didn't know, what to do. Suddenly an enormous space ship flew over his head. In the same moment the three persons came to the Heavy.
- shepard_commander? - asked one of them.

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Description
shepard_commander?

One windy Saturday the Engineer was experimenting with a new type of a teleporter and he needed to check, how much live weight can his machine handle. As we all know cows in TF2 are made out of thin wood, he called for the Heavy. The Heavy came to the Engie as fast as he could, with a Sandvich in his mouth.
- Vat iz it Engineer? - asked the Heavy.
- I have some new teleporters, that need to be tested. Will you be my partner and help me check them properly? - replied the Engineer.
- Da - answered the Heavy after a while.
The Engineer told the Heavy to stand on one of the teleporter entrances. Heavy stood on one right away.
- You see that exit in the corner? - asked the Engineer - I'ma teleport you right there.
The Heavy, seeing as nothing can go wrong, nodded to the Engineer with a grin on his face.
- Alright then, I'ma push the teleport button - said the Engineer.
- Da, I am ready - replied the Heavy.
The Engineer pushed the button and the teleporters started spinning slowly. Just when the Heavy was supposed to be teleported to the exit in the corner, an overload occured, causing the teleporters to screw up. The Heavy was appearing once in the exit, crying for help, and in the other second at the entrance.
- Get out of there! - yelled the Engineer.
That was of no use as the Heavy couldn't move, when he was standing in the teleporter. Suddenly everything went black.
After a couple of minutes the Heavy woke up in the middle of a desert. He was lying on his back, holding an M8 Avenger assault rifle in his right hand.
- Vat iz diz tiny baby toy? - he asked himself.
When he was trying to figure out how his rifle works, two LOKI mechs appeared out of nowhere behind him.
- Vat are doze metal babies?! - he yelled.
Just when the mechs were going to shoot at the poor guy, one's head exploded and the other was ripped to shreds but bullets. The Heavy stood up, turned around and saw a strange vehicle and three odd looking persons coming his way. The Heavy was surprised and didn't know, what to do. Suddenly an enormous space ship flew over his head. In the same moment the three persons came to the Heavy.
- shepard_commander? - asked one of them.

Mass Effect © BioWare
TF2 © Valve
Garry's Mod © Team Garry