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in stark contrast to Colt, here is my other D&D character, Simon

he's a dumbass himbo alpacataur in the desert. he has a -1 to INT and his life goal is to be a marine biologist
+ he can run REAL fast

also his most shining moment was when a massive flying house chasing the party and simon lassoed it without realizing he's not strong enough to pull an entire house out of the sky so he ended up hanging off it as it flew until the rest of the party enraged it enough into crashing down to attack them
and the rope swung up with the whatever... velocity...stuff
so he landed on the roof and ripped off the weathervane with his BARE HANDS

but the house landed on a party member, Alek, and was crushing him under the front stoop and he lost all his hp so he was having to do death saving throws to try and stabilize
and simon, who is an aspiring marine biologist, had a PRIZED POSSESSION that was a goldfish in a solution of agelessness
and i had the idea, which might have been a very Simon idea, that if alek drank the solution then his internal organs couldn't age/time wouldnt effect them so they couldnt fail and he'd be stable

so simon jumped off the roof and overturned his precious fish into Alek's mouth and indeed saved his life

dont worry alek ended up spitting up the goldfish while the priest was setting his ribs back in place so now simon has a mortal goldfish in an orb of water

Description
in stark contrast to Colt, here is my other D&D character, Simon

he's a dumbass himbo alpacataur in the desert. he has a -1 to INT and his life goal is to be a marine biologist
+ he can run REAL fast

also his most shining moment was when a massive flying house chasing the party and simon lassoed it without realizing he's not strong enough to pull an entire house out of the sky so he ended up hanging off it as it flew until the rest of the party enraged it enough into crashing down to attack them
and the rope swung up with the whatever... velocity...stuff
so he landed on the roof and ripped off the weathervane with his BARE HANDS

but the house landed on a party member, Alek, and was crushing him under the front stoop and he lost all his hp so he was having to do death saving throws to try and stabilize
and simon, who is an aspiring marine biologist, had a PRIZED POSSESSION that was a goldfish in a solution of agelessness
and i had the idea, which might have been a very Simon idea, that if alek drank the solution then his internal organs couldn't age/time wouldnt effect them so they couldnt fail and he'd be stable

so simon jumped off the roof and overturned his precious fish into Alek's mouth and indeed saved his life

dont worry alek ended up spitting up the goldfish while the priest was setting his ribs back in place so now simon has a mortal goldfish in an orb of water