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Published: 2012-02-13 07:40:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 5622; Favourites: 107; Downloads: 14
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Description It's like ME1 had soldiers and ME2 decided to have super heroes. Despite poking some fun, I actually like the squad's (kinda impractical) individualistic outfits and also the fact that FemShep does not have cleavage going on in her armor.
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Comments: 72

glamress [2013-10-22 20:02:12 +0000 UTC]

OMG Their faces!! I can't. stop. LAUGHING!!!!

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ArtistFeline [2013-04-29 05:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, Samara's face palm! XD

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PistachioInfernal [2012-09-19 03:02:17 +0000 UTC]

Three cheers for the sexy warrior squad!

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Timp-n-quad In reply to PistachioInfernal [2012-11-10 04:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Huzzah!

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Kasafusutan [2012-07-07 20:20:40 +0000 UTC]

I lost it at Kolyat xD

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Kasafusutan [2012-07-11 07:44:57 +0000 UTC]

XD Poor kid

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Quarksbar [2012-05-08 22:25:54 +0000 UTC]

What bugs me, when you unlock Garrus a new outfit, it still has a big hole in it.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Quarksbar [2012-05-09 04:32:12 +0000 UTC]

RIGHT? How much creds did you spend on that new outfit Garrus? You got ripped off!

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Quarksbar In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-05-09 14:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I like to think he put the hole in himself.

"What? It looks more badass."
"You dick."

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Strale91 [2012-05-07 00:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's just so strange that Garrus and legion couldn't find the time to at least
patch or change their Armor.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Strale91 [2012-05-09 04:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, for Legion especially, it would seem kind of dangerous.

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JohanSutherland [2012-04-02 14:19:34 +0000 UTC]

That is why ME 1 rocked so much!!!!
Seriously, this makes me replay ME 1 more often than ME 2. That and the Mako, I can't get enough of that ^^
Miranda's line is great : " I've never heard you complain, Jacob" XD You know it's true Jacob, stop lying !
I haven't bought ME3 yet, but I sure hope there's bringing the armors back. Or at least the helmets.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to JohanSutherland [2012-04-11 06:06:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes! I was actually impressed with ME1 for having everyone covered and protected! And of course Jacob looked

You must play ME3! Or at least wait until Summer because of the... you know...

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JohanSutherland In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-04-11 08:39:23 +0000 UTC]

I know, I wanna play ME 3 right now but ... kinda broke T_T
Anyway, something's happening this summer that I'm not aware of?

And that last panel must be so awkward XD The first time he's seen his son in years adn he's surrounded by sexy ladies ^^. Thane you pimp XD

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Strale91 In reply to JohanSutherland [2012-05-07 00:48:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised you stayed out of the loop with everything that's been going on with ME3, good job.
and yea they kinda have several armors for each squad members in ME3 if you both the
From Ashes DLC, but it's just for cosmetic purposes unfortunately. Only Shepard can change
armor pieces for better power dmg, weapon dmg, and such.

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JohanSutherland In reply to Strale91 [2012-05-07 06:59:49 +0000 UTC]

Well as I couldn't afford to buy more games for a while, I tried to stay out of anything that could spoil ME3 for me. But I couln't wait any longer so I bought it last week. I'm glad we can make the team look like actual soldier, even if, like you said, it is purely cosmetic.
And man the endings suck, all of them XD Can't wait for the next DLC ^^

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Timp-n-quad In reply to JohanSutherland [2012-04-13 22:16:06 +0000 UTC]

He is! Kolyat should be proud!

Summer is when the "extended cut DLC" of the ending will come out and it's also free so you won't have to spend money. Basically, the ending(s) that shipped with the original game were incomplete in both mine and a lot of consumer's eyes. So, if you wait until summer you'll get a more complete experience.

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Fizzybopper [2012-03-21 19:57:25 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic!
Xx

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Fizzybopper [2012-03-23 08:26:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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PaeBac [2012-03-19 20:39:33 +0000 UTC]

So true. So true. I mean, seriously? Garrus and Legion? At least slap some space duct tape on that! And ladies (and Thane)...geeze. Fan-service much?

...on the other hand, I'd love to see Gar-Gar's and Grunty's "uniforms" for the Sexy Warrior Squad XD

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Timp-n-quad In reply to PaeBac [2012-03-23 08:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I agree. They should absolutely get the right uniforms to join

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luv-gaara-luv [2012-02-26 04:28:29 +0000 UTC]

I find it really funny how Kolyat reacts to his father being in that group. If the last panel was different I think it would not be as funny. Great job!

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Timp-n-quad In reply to luv-gaara-luv [2012-02-26 12:06:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!

It gets very hard to determine how many jokes are too many or if it's even funny at all to begin with! I really appreciate your comment <3 Seriously, I had shelved this comic for a whole month just because I couldn't decide if that last panel was unnecessary or not. Thanks again!!!! <3

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luv-gaara-luv In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-26 15:26:33 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAAHA I GET ANOTHER PART! Thane is the only male with biotic abilities right?

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Timp-n-quad In reply to luv-gaara-luv [2012-02-27 05:05:29 +0000 UTC]

I think Jacob does too and he also likes to take off his shirt : D

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luv-gaara-luv In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-28 01:17:03 +0000 UTC]

VFUSYFBSI yea that is right.. he is a biotic as well. ~ headdesk ~

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Timp-n-quad In reply to luv-gaara-luv [2012-03-02 00:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha no worries. It seems for a lot of people, he's quite forgettable XD

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luv-gaara-luv In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-03-02 00:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Jacob: *Forever alone*

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luv-gaara-luv In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-26 15:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Hey, as long as the person has a sense of humor and gets it then it is funny! Between you and me.. and whoever else reads this ((eavesdropper..)) I envy your creativity in jokes ouo I absolutely suck at jokes :I

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Timp-n-quad In reply to luv-gaara-luv [2012-02-27 05:04:30 +0000 UTC]

^^ Woot! Thank you!

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luv-gaara-luv In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-28 01:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Np np

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xXx-theMANESH-xXx [2012-02-25 18:03:58 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS AWSOME!!! lmao!
oh god, this is genius! why hasn't anyone else come up with this before?!
HAHA.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to xXx-theMANESH-xXx [2012-02-26 04:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!!! ^^ Woot!!

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xXx-theMANESH-xXx In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-28 05:58:23 +0000 UTC]

ohmygosh. I really can't wait until the next game comes out. i'm getting a little off topic, but i wonder what the dlc will be like. i mean... what if shepard dies? I don't usually play dlc, but still.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to xXx-theMANESH-xXx [2012-03-02 00:23:17 +0000 UTC]

ONE WEEK! So excited!! T_T Maaan, I sometimes wonder if Shepard dying is how they'll end the story. But I guess we'll find out. Are you ordering the Collector's Edition? The Day 1 DLC character comes with that. Otherwise, it's $10... only time will tell if one character is worth that much dough. Hopefully, someone will post on if it's worth it or not.

Anyways, it's coming!!!! : D

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xXx-theMANESH-xXx In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-03-02 02:34:33 +0000 UTC]

OMFG YESSSSS GGWAH! I try so hard not to read Mass Effect gossip at places like youtube and 4chan. like EVERYBODY thinks they know what's going to happen to shepard. but i'm like so hyped for this game! and yes, the biggest speculation is whether or not shepard is going to die. I think that would be a heroic way to end the game (and a sure-fire way that there wouldn't be a ME4)

lol. it's be funny if ME4 was like, shepard's kid or something. have like, a fucked up drell/human mutant walking around (ect w/ the other races, I'm just a huge Thane fan)

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desperado615 [2012-02-21 05:44:38 +0000 UTC]

O.O

Sexy Warrior Sqaud? Hey if I was Thane I wouldn't be complaning.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to desperado615 [2012-02-22 02:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Kolyat will think twice about being a hitman in order to feel closer to his dad. XD

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Myridd [2012-02-21 02:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh god... >_< Poor Thane. He's probably wondering why he wanted Shepard's help now

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Myridd [2012-02-22 02:52:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, yes, definitely regretting it.

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Myridd In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-22 02:53:46 +0000 UTC]

He's getting so embarrassed infront of his kid. >_<

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Dorkmaster [2012-02-17 19:41:40 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty effin' genius!

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Dorkmaster [2012-02-18 08:13:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!! : D

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falarae [2012-02-14 23:07:59 +0000 UTC]

oh dear, this...this just sums up their outfits so well Poor traumatised Kolyat!

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Timp-n-quad In reply to falarae [2012-02-18 08:13:58 +0000 UTC]

XD Yes, it's not very practical for even the non-combat missions.

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falarae In reply to Timp-n-quad [2012-02-19 02:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I often wonder what part of Thane's outfit constitutes 'stealthy assassin' XD

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keokotheshadowfang [2012-02-14 03:15:52 +0000 UTC]

You win at life

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Timp-n-quad In reply to keokotheshadowfang [2012-02-14 06:35:56 +0000 UTC]

XD Yay!

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Jestah25 [2012-02-14 02:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahha, that was a crack up!

I always wondered the exact same thing.

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Timp-n-quad In reply to Jestah25 [2012-02-14 06:39:45 +0000 UTC]

Shields/barriers = Magic!

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