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timsplosion — Sprakle the Unicorn Says: Clean Up

Published: 2014-06-29 21:00:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1297; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 12
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Description I've no idea if this is funny or not, but it was a funny idea when it was in my head, so let's give it a shot...

So, after fun times playing with incendiaries at the park with some friends of his who have now been napping for an unusual length of time in a growing pool of what I'm sure must be ketchup or cherry juice or something, one of whom had a surprisingly detachable arm, Sprakle has this advice for you active kids who get up, out, and a little mucky when you meet friends and have fun. 
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Comments: 37

Turtledove101 [2015-01-20 01:39:12 +0000 UTC]

It is very important to stay clean so your mommy won't yell at you for being messy!

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timsplosion In reply to Turtledove101 [2015-01-20 18:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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Apollo9000 [2014-07-28 20:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Remember kids!  If a police officer comes up to you and asks you to come with him, just have him join you instead, because anyone can join in!

Anyone.

Everyone...

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timsplosion In reply to Apollo9000 [2014-07-29 15:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Enough fun to go around!

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WeasleyWoman [2014-07-25 23:11:34 +0000 UTC]

All in good fun, eh Sprakle?

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timsplosion In reply to WeasleyWoman [2014-07-29 15:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Yep, anything for a good time!

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meepers21111 [2014-07-09 21:08:43 +0000 UTC]

A pool of red punch

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timsplosion In reply to meepers21111 [2014-07-10 07:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Of course!

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Hyginustus [2014-07-01 13:00:18 +0000 UTC]

this is a important rule

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timsplosion In reply to Hyginustus [2014-07-01 13:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Blood's especially difficult to get out once it dries.

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DiscordArts [2014-07-01 06:44:50 +0000 UTC]

Man, probably one of my favorite characters of yours, next to the ones from Not Quite Dead.

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timsplosion In reply to DiscordArts [2014-07-01 12:46:01 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like him so much - I'm planning on doing more with him this summer. 

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WeasleyWoman In reply to timsplosion [2014-07-25 23:10:43 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW THAT WAS ONLY A SENTENCE BUT I HAVE A WHOLE "SPRAKLE THE UNICORN" MOVIE TRILOGY GOING THROUGH MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.

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timsplosion In reply to WeasleyWoman [2014-07-28 10:45:21 +0000 UTC]

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DiscordArts In reply to timsplosion [2014-07-01 17:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Course man, I love the humor in Sprakle.

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Fire5236 [2014-06-30 15:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I love Sprakle

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timsplosion In reply to Fire5236 [2014-06-30 15:41:39 +0000 UTC]

And I'm sure he loves you too.

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Fire5236 In reply to timsplosion [2014-06-30 19:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Lolz, I hope he won't kill me by accident

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timsplosion In reply to Fire5236 [2014-06-30 22:04:09 +0000 UTC]

I don't rate your odds.

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karkovice1 [2014-06-30 01:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Cleanup in Aisle 4.

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timsplosion In reply to karkovice1 [2014-06-30 13:07:59 +0000 UTC]

And Aisle 5. And 6. Also 7-10. Y'know what, let's just clean the whole damn store...

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karkovice1 In reply to timsplosion [2014-07-03 12:52:48 +0000 UTC]

My goodness! Sprakle has been busy!

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timsplosion In reply to karkovice1 [2014-07-03 13:02:23 +0000 UTC]

He gets carried away when he's having fun.

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karkovice1 In reply to timsplosion [2014-07-03 13:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't we all?

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timsplosion In reply to karkovice1 [2014-07-03 13:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Very true. Though most people's fun tends to have slightly less messy consequences.

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Twylite-Sparkle [2014-06-30 00:34:58 +0000 UTC]

I love Sprakle! He's so dark!

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timsplosion In reply to Twylite-Sparkle [2014-06-30 13:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeh, but he's so unaware of how dark he is.

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Twylite-Sparkle In reply to timsplosion [2014-06-30 21:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Ignorance is blisshh (the sound of spurting blood)

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timsplosion In reply to Twylite-Sparkle [2014-07-01 00:41:20 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it is.

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Krazylec [2014-06-30 00:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Ho ho, Sprakle, what a card you are!

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timsplosion In reply to Krazylec [2014-06-30 13:08:18 +0000 UTC]

He's so silly!

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HighOctav3 [2014-06-30 00:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol funny darkish humor. I thought it was funny, but maybe I'm just weird.

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timsplosion In reply to HighOctav3 [2014-06-30 13:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, by the looks of it, you're not the only one.

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RandomFavorite [2014-06-29 21:30:46 +0000 UTC]

Incendiaries can get a bit messy, but it's all good clean fun.

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timsplosion In reply to RandomFavorite [2014-06-29 23:47:12 +0000 UTC]

As long as it's done with a responsible adult. Not sure Sprakle is either of those things...

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RandomFavorite In reply to timsplosion [2014-06-30 00:53:21 +0000 UTC]

That's okay...I'm not sure I am either.

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timsplosion In reply to RandomFavorite [2014-06-30 09:44:45 +0000 UTC]

True, but I would trust you with fireworks.

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