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Description
A group of seventeen people came to the bank of the chocolate river. Wonka turned his head in search of something.
Wonka: Ah, here it is!
He pointed to the tunnel of the ground. At first I didn't see anyone, but gradually I began to see some kind of boat, which was operated by oompa-loompas. The boat swam up to the group, and the oompa-loompas giggled, looking at the group.
Violet: what are they loughthing at?
Wonka: Never mind, it's all because of the cocoa beans. By the way, chocolate affects the production of endorphins, causing a feeling of joy!
Everyone got into the boat.
Veruca: ladies first!
Sebastian: If you're a lady, then I'm a vermicious-s-s knid...
Mrs. Prune: you sure this thing will float, are you, Wonka?
Wonka: with you'r buoyancy, madame, rest assured!
Mrs. Teavee: but is it seaworthy?
Wonka: nothing to worry about, my dear lady! I take good care of my guests!
Mr. Piker: yeah, you took realy good care of Augustus...
Wonka: Well, everyone on board!
Everyone got into the boat, Wonka gave the signal and the boat sailed along the chocolate river.
Mr. Forlorn: I'm warning you, Wonka, that I'm seasick.
Wonka: I can offer you a rainbow marshmallow! Then instead of nausea, you will have multicolored steam from your ears!
Marvin: Not the best idea...
Wonka: But not the worst either!
Veruca: daddy, I want the same boat!
Violet: shut up, you sheep!
Wonka: Now, now, children, don't quarrel! Here, take this.
He gave each child a bar of porous chocolate and some tasted.
Charlie: It's so delicious!
Wonka: Of course it's delicious! Look!
He pointed to a huge chocolate waterfall.
Wonka: This waterfall is the most important thing in the room! It mixes and foams chocolate, which makes it truly delicious! By the way, no factory in the world uses a waterfall, I'm sure of that!
Soon a tunnel formed in the waterfall, in which nothing could be seen.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, I don't like this tunnel...let's swim back...
Mrs. Teavee: They can't see where they're going!
But Wonka did not answer anything, but only smiled, looking only at the way. But suddenly he came to his senses.
Wonka: Oh, yes! Turn on the lights!
Suddenly colored light bulbs lit up, although they were not light bulbs at all, but lollipops growing out of the ground. Suddenly the current accelerated and the boat began to sail very fast through the chocolate cave, swinging from side to side and tossing passengers. The boat sailed and sailed, soon there was a glow in the distance and the boat began to spiral down in a huge space. This space was filled with a hyper stem, on the leaves of which oompa-loompas walked and collected jelly beans.
Wonka: jelly beans room!
The boat sailed in circles down and down
Violet: Is this stalk really that tall?
Mike: Surely we can ride on this stalk very quickly!
Barbara: I wonder how deep this room is...
Wonka: By a lot, so it's better to change the direction
Wonka signaled to the oompa-loompas driving the boat and they changed direction, swimming into another tunnel and again floating through caves, which were quietly replaced by stone walls. After a while, the boat floated out into some kind of room, in the middle of which the centrifuges were spinning. Cows came out of one of them, swaying a little.
Charlie: Whipped cream!
Wonka: Exactly!
Miranda: What nonsense!
Wonka: For your information, whipped cream is the only way it turns out! And everyone knows about it...
After sailing along the room, the boat again sailed into the tunnel, which began to expand more and more and soon the boat slowed down, starting to float among the columns.
Wonka: Stop! There is something very interesting here!
Soon the boat stopped at a door, from which various sounds were coming. The group went into the invention room, where various experiments and manufacturing took place.
Wonka: So kids, the only rule here is not to touch anything without my permission! Come on!
Wonka led the group around the room among various mechanisms and inventions. He brought them to a mashine that looked like a huge ball of wool and with a cat's head and paws sticking out of it. He took an orange toffee out of it.
Wonka: This, kids, is kitty-kat! This candy is made so that you have soft hair like a kitten!
Mike: Who would even need such useless stuff?
Wonka: Believe me, I received letters with wishes about such candies, so someone needs them.
Veruca: I want such a candy, now!
Wonka: Ah-ah-ah, unfortunately I can not give such a candy, because it is not finalized and there is a side effect...
Wonka pointed to huge tufts of multicolored hair, under which there were oompa-loompas, and their relatives were cutting their hair with scissors. Then Wonka led the group to mashine with three bear heads of different sizes, from which gummi bears with muzzles appeared, expressing different emotions
Marvin: And what kind of trinket is this?
Wonka: Oh, this is not a trinket, but moody bears! They are designed for those who are afraid to express emotions!
Barbara: Can I take the blue bear?
Wonka: No, otherwise there will be a flood of tears, which is not desirable...
Then Wonka led them to mashine that looked like an angler with a big lamp in which something was. Wonka pressed the lever and something was rolling inside.
Wonka: And recently I thought to mix banana and uranium. And that's what happened...
Wonka took out a glowing candy.
Willy Wonka: I haven't figured out what it will be called yet...and I have not yet figured out what it will be intended for...but I hope someday I will come up with!
Charlie: Mr. Wonka, these candies can be used when it's dark or when the lights are off!
Mike: what's the problem with using electricity, dumb?
Charlie: Well...we don't have electricity...
All the children: what???
Charlie: You can call it...liquid sunshine!
Wonka: Okay-okay, time is running out!
Next, Wonka led the group to a spider-like machine, on trays of which were lollipops with an infinity sign.
Wonka: And these, children, are eternal gobstopper! This candy does not decrease even if you keep it in your mouth all your life! At least that's what it seems to me...
Miranda: What a heresy! This is the craziest nonsense I've ever heard in my life!
Wonka: Nonsense? Nonsense!? Take this candy one by one and let's see who's talking nonsense!!
Everyone except Violet, Miranda and Charlie took candy, and Veruca also saved herself three.
Violet: Can we chew them?
Wonka: No, you'll break all your teeth!
At first, Charlie did not hear permission that he could take an eternal lollipop. But when he saw the candy, he took one, he began to examine it.
Grandpa Joe: Charlie, keep up!
He heard Grandpa Joe's voice and put the candy in his pocket. Wonka led everyone to a huge machine that looked like a gum machine and a casino machine at the same time. There was a lot of gum inside. Wonka pressed the lever and the car buzzed and beeped. Pictures spun on the table. First there was a picture of tomato soup, then roast beef, and then blueberry pie. The car crackled a little more and a winged gum popped out of a small crack.
Wonka: Voila!
Sebastian: That's-s-s all!?
Wonka: Of course that's all! Do you even know what it is?
Violet: It's gum!
Wonka: Wrong! This is geniune universal meal! Abbreviated G. U. M. It has a lunch of three different dishes to choose from, at the moment it's tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie! Isn't that great?
Miranda: This is ridiculous...
Violet: If it's gum, then I have to try it!
Violet quickly snatched the gum, despite Wonka's prohibitions, and brazenly shoved it into her mouth, starting to chew.
Wonka: Violet, no! What are you doing!? You can't chew it, it hasn't been finalized yet!
Mr. Beauregarde: Come on, Wonka! What can happen because of some gum?
Wonka: Not because of the gum, but because of the dishes! More precisely, it can be chewed, but not completely. Tomato soup and roast beef can be eaten, but there's problem is only one thing.
Mr. Beauregarde: what kind of thing, Wonka?
Willy Wonka: dessert...
Violet: tomato soup!
Wonka: that's the starter! it’s quite traditional.
Violet: I can already feel it pouring down my throat! So hot and delicious!
Mr. Beauregarde: Do you feel sour cream, babe?
Violet: yeah! The next dish... roast beaf! And fried potatoes!
Wonka: Violet, whatever you do, don't get to dessert! So spit it out before it's too late!
Violet: Spit it out? Do you even know who I am!?
Mr. Beauregarde: Don't care about him, Violet! Chew, baby!
Violet: oh my...pie! Blueberry pie!
Soon everyone could notice how Violet's skin and hair began to turn blue.
Barbara: What's going on with her?
Mrs. Prune: Look, what's wrong with her skin?
Mrs. Teavee: She's turning blue!
Violet: Shut up, all of you! I'm trying to talk!
Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!
Violet looked at her blue hand and was horrified, accidentally swallowing gum.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, what's going on with my daughter!?
Wonka: um...excess fructose in the fluid sacs, I’m afraid...
Mr. Beauregarde: what does it means!?
Wonka: it means...uh-oh...it's started...
Violet's stomach began to expand, getting rounder and rounder.
Marvin: What's happening to her?
Mrs. Teavee: she's blowing up!
Veruca: she's getting fat!
Mrs. Rattle: like a baloon!
Violet: I don't feel so good...
Charlie: she's turning into a blueberry!
Violet grew bigger and rounder until she turned into a huge ball with arms, legs and a head sticking out of it.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, look what you've done!
Wonka: me? Nothing. It's blueberry pie!
Mr. Beauregarde: Are you laughing!? You need to let all the air out of her!
Wonka: There is no air in her, there is juice.
Everyone heard how the inventions began to play funky music, the oompa-loompas were raised, starting to sing.
Oompa-loompas: ooooooooh-ooooooooh-ooooooooh-ooooooooh!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), she's the most disgusting
After all, chewing gum (yo!) turned her into noisy cow!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), she was punished by justing
But look, isn't it a joke? (yo!) Do you see what she's still doing now? (What's she doing? What's she doing???)
She keeps chewing! Yo!
She keeps chewing!
She keeps chewing! Yo!
She keeps chewing!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), if you'll non-stop chewing
Then you'll swallow the gum (yo!) it will inflate inside, explode and WOW!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
(Rap)
Hey!
This stupid Violet Beauregard becomes a good ingredient
For being so embarassing, brainless and none obidient
Her parts, insides and pleasantness will fit into the boilers
Without any surprises, here are all delicious spoilers!
Hands are suitable for berry lollipops
And brains can also be turned into juicy sweety gobs
legs can be cut into glazed buns, eyes suits for marmalade
Then arrange all this yummy stuff, how much would it be paid?
Her chewing gum is dark black mesh
Turned her into a big blue and fresh
Round juicy delicious and healthy blueberry
And what will happen to her next, no one is about carry, yo!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), became a victim of chewing
Violet Beauregarde (yo!) goes to the kitchen for cooking right now!
The oompa-loompas began to leave, continuing to hum the chorus until they could not be seen or heard.
Mr. Beauregarde: Where do they say she's going?
Wonka: They clearly said, to the juicing room.
Mr. Beauregarde: Juicing room!? For what???
Wonka: To squeeze all the juice out of her! Otherwise, if you don't hurry, she will explode!
Mr. Beauregarde: EXPLODE!?!?
Wonka ordered the oompa-loompas to roll Violet to the specified place and they rolled her, and the worried father was led after.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, you're going to pay a lot for this!!! I've got a blueberry for a daughter...
Wonka: In general, blueberry juice is very suitable for painting jeans...What do you think, Mrs. Prune?
Mrs. Prune: that is true!
Veruca: I hope Violet will always remain a blueberry!
Sebastian: For what?
Veruca: Well, given her love of competition, she would have won all the contests at the fairs...
Wonka: okay, let's move on!
Charlie and Grandpa Joe, as always, walked behind everyone.
Charlie: I hope she doesn't explode when they start squeezing her...
Grandpa Joe: Never mind, Charlie, I'm sure it will be easier for her after this!

Description
A group of seventeen people came to the bank of the chocolate river. Wonka turned his head in search of something.
Wonka: Ah, here it is!
He pointed to the tunnel of the ground. At first I didn't see anyone, but gradually I began to see some kind of boat, which was operated by oompa-loompas. The boat swam up to the group, and the oompa-loompas giggled, looking at the group.
Violet: what are they loughthing at?
Wonka: Never mind, it's all because of the cocoa beans. By the way, chocolate affects the production of endorphins, causing a feeling of joy!
Everyone got into the boat.
Veruca: ladies first!
Sebastian: If you're a lady, then I'm a vermicious-s-s knid...
Mrs. Prune: you sure this thing will float, are you, Wonka?
Wonka: with you'r buoyancy, madame, rest assured!
Mrs. Teavee: but is it seaworthy?
Wonka: nothing to worry about, my dear lady! I take good care of my guests!
Mr. Piker: yeah, you took realy good care of Augustus...
Wonka: Well, everyone on board!
Everyone got into the boat, Wonka gave the signal and the boat sailed along the chocolate river.
Mr. Forlorn: I'm warning you, Wonka, that I'm seasick.
Wonka: I can offer you a rainbow marshmallow! Then instead of nausea, you will have multicolored steam from your ears!
Marvin: Not the best idea...
Wonka: But not the worst either!
Veruca: daddy, I want the same boat!
Violet: shut up, you sheep!
Wonka: Now, now, children, don't quarrel! Here, take this.
He gave each child a bar of porous chocolate and some tasted.
Charlie: It's so delicious!
Wonka: Of course it's delicious! Look!
He pointed to a huge chocolate waterfall.
Wonka: This waterfall is the most important thing in the room! It mixes and foams chocolate, which makes it truly delicious! By the way, no factory in the world uses a waterfall, I'm sure of that!
Soon a tunnel formed in the waterfall, in which nothing could be seen.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, I don't like this tunnel...let's swim back...
Mrs. Teavee: They can't see where they're going!
But Wonka did not answer anything, but only smiled, looking only at the way. But suddenly he came to his senses.
Wonka: Oh, yes! Turn on the lights!
Suddenly colored light bulbs lit up, although they were not light bulbs at all, but lollipops growing out of the ground. Suddenly the current accelerated and the boat began to sail very fast through the chocolate cave, swinging from side to side and tossing passengers. The boat sailed and sailed, soon there was a glow in the distance and the boat began to spiral down in a huge space. This space was filled with a hyper stem, on the leaves of which oompa-loompas walked and collected jelly beans.
Wonka: jelly beans room!
The boat sailed in circles down and down
Violet: Is this stalk really that tall?
Mike: Surely we can ride on this stalk very quickly!
Barbara: I wonder how deep this room is...
Wonka: By a lot, so it's better to change the direction
Wonka signaled to the oompa-loompas driving the boat and they changed direction, swimming into another tunnel and again floating through caves, which were quietly replaced by stone walls. After a while, the boat floated out into some kind of room, in the middle of which the centrifuges were spinning. Cows came out of one of them, swaying a little.
Charlie: Whipped cream!
Wonka: Exactly!
Miranda: What nonsense!
Wonka: For your information, whipped cream is the only way it turns out! And everyone knows about it...
After sailing along the room, the boat again sailed into the tunnel, which began to expand more and more and soon the boat slowed down, starting to float among the columns.
Wonka: Stop! There is something very interesting here!
Soon the boat stopped at a door, from which various sounds were coming. The group went into the invention room, where various experiments and manufacturing took place.
Wonka: So kids, the only rule here is not to touch anything without my permission! Come on!
Wonka led the group around the room among various mechanisms and inventions. He brought them to a mashine that looked like a huge ball of wool and with a cat's head and paws sticking out of it. He took an orange toffee out of it.
Wonka: This, kids, is kitty-kat! This candy is made so that you have soft hair like a kitten!
Mike: Who would even need such useless stuff?
Wonka: Believe me, I received letters with wishes about such candies, so someone needs them.
Veruca: I want such a candy, now!
Wonka: Ah-ah-ah, unfortunately I can not give such a candy, because it is not finalized and there is a side effect...
Wonka pointed to huge tufts of multicolored hair, under which there were oompa-loompas, and their relatives were cutting their hair with scissors. Then Wonka led the group to mashine with three bear heads of different sizes, from which gummi bears with muzzles appeared, expressing different emotions
Marvin: And what kind of trinket is this?
Wonka: Oh, this is not a trinket, but moody bears! They are designed for those who are afraid to express emotions!
Barbara: Can I take the blue bear?
Wonka: No, otherwise there will be a flood of tears, which is not desirable...
Then Wonka led them to mashine that looked like an angler with a big lamp in which something was. Wonka pressed the lever and something was rolling inside.
Wonka: And recently I thought to mix banana and uranium. And that's what happened...
Wonka took out a glowing candy.
Willy Wonka: I haven't figured out what it will be called yet...and I have not yet figured out what it will be intended for...but I hope someday I will come up with!
Charlie: Mr. Wonka, these candies can be used when it's dark or when the lights are off!
Mike: what's the problem with using electricity, dumb?
Charlie: Well...we don't have electricity...
All the children: what???
Charlie: You can call it...liquid sunshine!
Wonka: Okay-okay, time is running out!
Next, Wonka led the group to a spider-like machine, on trays of which were lollipops with an infinity sign.
Wonka: And these, children, are eternal gobstopper! This candy does not decrease even if you keep it in your mouth all your life! At least that's what it seems to me...
Miranda: What a heresy! This is the craziest nonsense I've ever heard in my life!
Wonka: Nonsense? Nonsense!? Take this candy one by one and let's see who's talking nonsense!!
Everyone except Violet, Miranda and Charlie took candy, and Veruca also saved herself three.
Violet: Can we chew them?
Wonka: No, you'll break all your teeth!
At first, Charlie did not hear permission that he could take an eternal lollipop. But when he saw the candy, he took one, he began to examine it.
Grandpa Joe: Charlie, keep up!
He heard Grandpa Joe's voice and put the candy in his pocket. Wonka led everyone to a huge machine that looked like a gum machine and a casino machine at the same time. There was a lot of gum inside. Wonka pressed the lever and the car buzzed and beeped. Pictures spun on the table. First there was a picture of tomato soup, then roast beef, and then blueberry pie. The car crackled a little more and a winged gum popped out of a small crack.
Wonka: Voila!
Sebastian: That's-s-s all!?
Wonka: Of course that's all! Do you even know what it is?
Violet: It's gum!
Wonka: Wrong! This is geniune universal meal! Abbreviated G. U. M. It has a lunch of three different dishes to choose from, at the moment it's tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie! Isn't that great?
Miranda: This is ridiculous...
Violet: If it's gum, then I have to try it!
Violet quickly snatched the gum, despite Wonka's prohibitions, and brazenly shoved it into her mouth, starting to chew.
Wonka: Violet, no! What are you doing!? You can't chew it, it hasn't been finalized yet!
Mr. Beauregarde: Come on, Wonka! What can happen because of some gum?
Wonka: Not because of the gum, but because of the dishes! More precisely, it can be chewed, but not completely. Tomato soup and roast beef can be eaten, but there's problem is only one thing.
Mr. Beauregarde: what kind of thing, Wonka?
Willy Wonka: dessert...
Violet: tomato soup!
Wonka: that's the starter! it’s quite traditional.
Violet: I can already feel it pouring down my throat! So hot and delicious!
Mr. Beauregarde: Do you feel sour cream, babe?
Violet: yeah! The next dish... roast beaf! And fried potatoes!
Wonka: Violet, whatever you do, don't get to dessert! So spit it out before it's too late!
Violet: Spit it out? Do you even know who I am!?
Mr. Beauregarde: Don't care about him, Violet! Chew, baby!
Violet: oh my...pie! Blueberry pie!
Soon everyone could notice how Violet's skin and hair began to turn blue.
Barbara: What's going on with her?
Mrs. Prune: Look, what's wrong with her skin?
Mrs. Teavee: She's turning blue!
Violet: Shut up, all of you! I'm trying to talk!
Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!
Violet looked at her blue hand and was horrified, accidentally swallowing gum.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, what's going on with my daughter!?
Wonka: um...excess fructose in the fluid sacs, I’m afraid...
Mr. Beauregarde: what does it means!?
Wonka: it means...uh-oh...it's started...
Violet's stomach began to expand, getting rounder and rounder.
Marvin: What's happening to her?
Mrs. Teavee: she's blowing up!
Veruca: she's getting fat!
Mrs. Rattle: like a baloon!
Violet: I don't feel so good...
Charlie: she's turning into a blueberry!
Violet grew bigger and rounder until she turned into a huge ball with arms, legs and a head sticking out of it.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, look what you've done!
Wonka: me? Nothing. It's blueberry pie!
Mr. Beauregarde: Are you laughing!? You need to let all the air out of her!
Wonka: There is no air in her, there is juice.
Everyone heard how the inventions began to play funky music, the oompa-loompas were raised, starting to sing.
Oompa-loompas: ooooooooh-ooooooooh-ooooooooh-ooooooooh!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), she's the most disgusting
After all, chewing gum (yo!) turned her into noisy cow!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), she was punished by justing
But look, isn't it a joke? (yo!) Do you see what she's still doing now? (What's she doing? What's she doing???)
She keeps chewing! Yo!
She keeps chewing!
She keeps chewing! Yo!
She keeps chewing!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), if you'll non-stop chewing
Then you'll swallow the gum (yo!) it will inflate inside, explode and WOW!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
Chewing-chewing, yo!
(Rap)
Hey!
This stupid Violet Beauregard becomes a good ingredient
For being so embarassing, brainless and none obidient
Her parts, insides and pleasantness will fit into the boilers
Without any surprises, here are all delicious spoilers!
Hands are suitable for berry lollipops
And brains can also be turned into juicy sweety gobs
legs can be cut into glazed buns, eyes suits for marmalade
Then arrange all this yummy stuff, how much would it be paid?
Her chewing gum is dark black mesh
Turned her into a big blue and fresh
Round juicy delicious and healthy blueberry
And what will happen to her next, no one is about carry, yo!
Violet Beauregarde (yo!), became a victim of chewing
Violet Beauregarde (yo!) goes to the kitchen for cooking right now!
The oompa-loompas began to leave, continuing to hum the chorus until they could not be seen or heard.
Mr. Beauregarde: Where do they say she's going?
Wonka: They clearly said, to the juicing room.
Mr. Beauregarde: Juicing room!? For what???
Wonka: To squeeze all the juice out of her! Otherwise, if you don't hurry, she will explode!
Mr. Beauregarde: EXPLODE!?!?
Wonka ordered the oompa-loompas to roll Violet to the specified place and they rolled her, and the worried father was led after.
Mr. Beauregarde: Wonka, you're going to pay a lot for this!!! I've got a blueberry for a daughter...
Wonka: In general, blueberry juice is very suitable for painting jeans...What do you think, Mrs. Prune?
Mrs. Prune: that is true!
Veruca: I hope Violet will always remain a blueberry!
Sebastian: For what?
Veruca: Well, given her love of competition, she would have won all the contests at the fairs...
Wonka: okay, let's move on!
Charlie and Grandpa Joe, as always, walked behind everyone.
Charlie: I hope she doesn't explode when they start squeezing her...
Grandpa Joe: Never mind, Charlie, I'm sure it will be easier for her after this!