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Therangerman [2013-09-29 23:52:16 +0000 UTC]

Ah, this picture REMINDS ME OF A TORMENTINGLY LONG STORY ABOUT HOW I RIPPED MY SHOES! IT WAS 1000 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS WALKING ON A BIKE TRAIL HUNTING FOR DIAMOND NINJAS, WHEN A LITTLE GECKO ASKED ME FOR SOME HONEY! I TOLD HIM, NO I DON'T HAVE ANY HONEY AND I CAN'T GET ANY BECAUSE I AM HUNTING DIAMOND NINJAS, BUT THE GECKO INSISTED AND TOLD ME HE WOULD PAY ME 1000 PEANUT BUTTERS IF I WERE TO GET HIM SOME HONEY! I WENT INTO A CAVE SEARCHING FOR THE MYSTERIOUS-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-HONEY-BEAR-THAT-EVERYONE-KNOWS-ABOUT, AND THEN THE MYSTERIOUS-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-HONEY-BEAR-THAT-EVERYONE-KNOWS-ABOUT JUMPED OUT AND TRIED TO ATTACK ME, BUT I WAS ABLE TO DODGE HIM! THE FIGHT DRAGGED ON FOR ROUGHLY HALF AN HOUR WHEN I FINALLY DEFEATED THE MYSTERIOUS-NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE-HONEY-BEAR-THAT-EVERYONE-KNOWS-ABOUT BY POKING IT IN THE EYE! THEN, I TOOK ALL THE HONEY FROM HIM AND GAVE IT TO THE GECKO AND RECEIVED MY PAYMENT OF 1000 PEANUT BUTTERS, then my shoe ripped.

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