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TinyVernon — Bet'cha cant do this
Published: 2011-12-25 06:53:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 737; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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BET'CHA CANT DO THIS HGFRSHGDRDFHDHDFHJGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHDGDFGDRelated content
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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU BALD FUCK, I PWN'D U
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Bald guys suck unless they're Rob >:/
MMMFH I WANT A SECKS GOD WITH SOULSCREAMAGE AND A LONG
FLOWING MANE OF DEATH OMG WHY WAS I BORN TOOO LLLAAAAATE.
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AGREEEEEEEEEEED. ROB'S A FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH HIS SOLAR POWER.
OMG I TOTALLY AGREE TO THAT STATEMENT ALSO. WHY DOES ALL THE DUDES NOW-A-DAYS HAVE STUPID ASS SPIKY HAIR OR JUSTIN BEIBER-BOWL HAIRCUT BULLSHIT?!!?!?1?!111111111111111111111one
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HES A FUCKING GOD. THAS WHAT
WHAT IS THAT SHIT. WHEN I KISS A GUY, I MEAN KISS A GUY, I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS EPIC HAIRS. WHY IS IT THAT ALL THE GUYS BACK
THEN THAT WORE MAKE UP AND FUCKING PINK AND PURPLE GLAMMED OUT EPICNESS
AND SPARKLES AND GUYLINER GOT SOO MUCH PUSSY AND THEY WERE REAL MENZ
BUT THEN TODAY'S GUYS ARE JUST DOUCHEBAGS AND THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.
WAAAAAAAAH FOREVER ALONE.
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I KNOW I FUCKING KNOW LIKE THOSE ASSHOLES ON JERSEY SHORE, WHAT THE FUCK? THEY'RE ALL FUCKING TAN WITH THIS LIP GLOSS AND SPIKED HAIR AND GEL AND FUCKING TIGHT ASS PINK NEON SHIRTS WITH POPPED COLLARS. HOW DO BITCHES FIND DAT ATTRACTIVE?!?!?1?!
AND SOMETIMES WHEN GUYS DO GROW OUT THEIR HAIR IT'S ALL FUCKING GREASY AND SLIMY AND FUCKING GROSSSSSSS THEY NEVER WASH IT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THESE FUCKING
KIDS WEARING THEIR FUCKING SHORTS ON THEIR KNEES. WHAT IS THIS. OMG!
*screams* You know what that meant in jail, right?It meant they were ready for some deliveries
in the rear.. x( PULL UP YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING SHORTS. THEY ARE NOT MEANT
TO BE WORN THAT WAY. YOUR BELT IS THERE FOR A REASON AND THAS TO KEEP
YER GODDAMN PANTS UP. *SEETHES* Fucking kids these days, 12 13 year old girls dressed
like fucking prostitutes in school AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY THERE'S TEENAGE
PREGNANCY. THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL.
EWW EWW EWW, BREAK OUT THAT MANE N TAIL, THAT SHIT IS AMAZING.
for srs.
My hair used to be all dry and shit, cause my hair is weird, and thick, and coarse on the top hairs,
but fuuu, that shit WORKS.I BET IT'D EVEN WORK ON THESE GREASYHEADED BUMFUCKS.
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THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED MAN IT'S GROSS, I SAW A FUCKING KID WEARING HIS JEANS BELOW HIS SACK AND JUNK AND ALL THAT SHIT. AND HIS NUTS WERE LITERALLY HANGING OVER HIS PANTS BUT HIS BOXERS WERE COVERING THAT SHIT UP. AND PLUS HIS SHIRT WAS TUCKED IN HIS UNDERWEAR. WHAT THE SHITFUCKTITSANDASS?!?!?!?!?!?1/1
EWWWW FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD SLUTS MAKE ME VOMIT. I SEE 8 YEAR OLD KIDS HERE WEARING SKIRTS EXPOSING THEIR CLIT AND ASS IT'S FUCKED UP MYAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!DX PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO BE NUNS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE PROSTITUTES EITHER!!!
AND I HATE THIS BULLSHIT WHERE SLUTS SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DRESS THAT WAY DOESN'T MEAN THEY FUCKING SLEEP AROUND. WELL LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE SAID ''YOU CAN DRESS SLUTTY AND SAY YOU DON'T SLEEP AROUND, BUT THAT'S LIKE WEARING A POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM AND SAYING YOU AREN'T A COP. YOU'RE NOT THE SLUT BUT YOU'RE WEARING THE UNIFORM!!!!''
THEY THINK THEY'RE SO SEXY, LIKE, WASH DAT SHIT.
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UGH! *throws up* I hate people that do that. What the hell are they THINKING? D:
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THEY AREN'T. That's just it ;-;
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