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Published: 2012-03-08 05:35:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 31433; Favourites: 1293; Downloads: 211
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lol I just though that it's funny that powerful assassin ancestors like Altair and Ezio can't climb trees (oh, and Altair can't sw--*assassinated*)."Connor get down here it's dangerous! Climb the Sistine Chapel with me instead"
my philosophy class is more and more productive
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Say that to Edward.
Connor: Down? Wait, let me get my tomahawk ready.
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I don't think he's been around trees no? ......... He never climb trees he's been climbing building
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ALTAIR CANT SWIM!!!! *runs away screaming* UR WELCOME THAT I FINISHED UR SENTENCE!!!!!!
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lol ezoi coner will take the tree insted of a 100000 mile high building
isn't it weird that the can climd reallly really tal building but not trees
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Connor! get down! your gonna fall!
listen to your ancestors!
learn who to climb tree's and maybe I will!
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This is great! It is really funny that Altair and Ezio can't climb trees!
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that's what i was thinking all the time while playing AC I. Altair the heck don't tell me can't swim and climb trees?
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I was reading the description when all of a sudden this popped into my head in Connor's voice:
Connor: Naaaaaaaturrreeeeee.
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Hahahaha now I kind of want to make this picture of everyone telling Edward to come out of the water and Altair's like GET OUT OF THERE IT KILLS YOU and Edward's like no
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connor:NU ITS NOT DANGEROUS,YOU CANT MAKE ME COME DOWN >
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connor:*falls from tree*
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I like climbing on a tree I'm sitting there like an assassin and I'm coming (trying) not down XD
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jajajaja the first time I played ACII and Ezio fell into the water I was like "Shit I'm gonna DIE" and when I didn't I was like "oh so the assassins finally taught themselves how to swim"
LOL Great Picture!
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Hahahahaha, exactly, I almost had a panic attack when I realized I'm going to be running around the city of Venice.
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you two assassins need to learn how to climb tree,s
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I hate to break it to u guys but u climb walls
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So cute!
Reasons why people love these assassins:
Altair- he is like a honey badger. Honey badgers don't care, honey badgers don't give a sh!t. It's pretty badass.
Ezio- he always gets the ladies...and I should know 0///w///0
Connor- he is new to this whole assassin thing and it makes him look like a little kid. It's so cute like when he calls every bad guy by their full name," Where's Charles Lee!?"
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i concur with the statements made here.
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Rofl
like a honey bagger...ppft. yeah conners issues with full names!
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"I wanna see you two come after me first!" *Connor grins*
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"Come up and get me!"
xDDD They're so cute~
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Thanks. Asked if I could use it from a friend.
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Altair: -dont cry dont cry dont cr-
Ezio: Something wrong, Altair?
Altair: Wha, no. Stop caring!
Ezio can swim, Connor can climb trees.. Altair, you have Malik, no worries!
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Altair can pray to become invisible to guards. I mean how cool is that. And of course, there's always Malik.
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wait. so. that makes at least 75% of the humans alive today braver than assassins who climb giant chapels in the past, with only the occasional haystack about 100 feet below them, even though we'd only fall maybe 10, 20 feet at best with how trees are nowadays? e_o These 1100-1500's assassins make me wonder things....
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Climbing trees is a necessary but not sufficient factor of being an assassin. (Sorry the philosophy lecture was stuck in my head = = )
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hmmmmmmm... ALTAIR. EZIO. START CLIMBING TREES.
(Nah, it's fine. I get that way too sometimes c
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Connor: So I can't climb trees because it's dangerous but we can climb GIANT chapels because that's apparently safe...
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Ezio: That's right. Trees are dangerous because even I can't climb them
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