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Lila Wa Lila belongs to and Yuri (or as she's called here, Ru-B) belongs to !

A quick post before I head to college today! And the beginning of an all new arc that I've been waiting to introduce to you!

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Prologue
(Dialogue between Lila and Ru-B)

"...an' she should be somewheres around here! Whaddya think o' that Ru-B?"

Yuri'Sullo took a moment to adjust her top. Not because it was impractical, or about to cause a wardrobe malfunction. But rather because she simply liked the way the rubbery fabric seemed to automatically hug against her skin. The noises it made as it stretched across her chest sounded to her ears like a soft purr. Albeit...before she could continue to mull her mind over what a damn good piece of attire this is, her mind came back to the present.

She answered somewhat curtly, "Yeah. I guess she'd be here, or something."

"Hmm...whatsa matter Ru-B? Ya don't seem to excited to find her."

"Not excited to find your friend? Pfft. Hun, I'll have you know I'm positively THROBBING to uhh...how should I put it?"

"Have a taste of that spicy lil' snack an' come back for seconds?

"Hell yeah. THAT I'm looking forward to. But then y'know...the Hunter Kingdom is kind of a mess."

"Really? How so?"

"Okay, lemme try the food metaphors thing. From what I've heard about this place, let's say...this Kingdom was once a five-star joint of badasses. Except the head chef's daughter sold out the trade secrets to the Blades of Freyr, and I think she outright eloped with one of them.

Sooo...now you've got chefs that don't know how to cook. Waitresses and busboys getting overworked and harassed. Patrons and chefs alike eating comfort food because they STILL feel bad. And the head chef doesn't even WANNA own the restaurant anymore. I've heard this all from Skevywen, from the short time I was at Hexcity."

"And uh...where's THAT at?"

"It's a little hole in the wall, hidden from the other Kingdoms. But damn if it isn't a good joint. At least, it's faring better than this 1-star travesty."

"Damn...I would'a loved to have been to this place in its prime. This really is a cryin' shame, Ru-B..."

"Preaching to the choir, Lila--"

SNAP!!!

"Ah! Ru-B, babe, I think we got company! And from the sound o' their snarls, they got some teeth on 'em!"

"Dire Animals, huh?"

"Should I get worried, babe? I uhh...I ain't familiar with Cauldron wildlife."

"Wait a minu--oh COME ON...is that weak shit honestly supposed to be an ambush? I can see in the dark, and I can hear you morons just fine! I can literally SEE a Dire Black Bear climbing a tree way too big for it, and about to jump down like some Orcish Wrestler doing a body slam, or whatever the FUCK it was trying to accomplish!"

"...oh you are just a TREAT, Ru-B~ I KNEW packin' a snack like you fer my trip was the best idea I've had in a while!"

"Damn right it is.

NOW...why don't the rest of you come on out?

I'm ready for ya."

Description
Lila Wa Lila belongs to and Yuri (or as she's called here, Ru-B) belongs to !

A quick post before I head to college today! And the beginning of an all new arc that I've been waiting to introduce to you!

-------------------------------------

Prologue
(Dialogue between Lila and Ru-B)

"...an' she should be somewheres around here! Whaddya think o' that Ru-B?"

Yuri'Sullo took a moment to adjust her top. Not because it was impractical, or about to cause a wardrobe malfunction. But rather because she simply liked the way the rubbery fabric seemed to automatically hug against her skin. The noises it made as it stretched across her chest sounded to her ears like a soft purr. Albeit...before she could continue to mull her mind over what a damn good piece of attire this is, her mind came back to the present.

She answered somewhat curtly, "Yeah. I guess she'd be here, or something."

"Hmm...whatsa matter Ru-B? Ya don't seem to excited to find her."

"Not excited to find your friend? Pfft. Hun, I'll have you know I'm positively THROBBING to uhh...how should I put it?"

"Have a taste of that spicy lil' snack an' come back for seconds?

"Hell yeah. THAT I'm looking forward to. But then y'know...the Hunter Kingdom is kind of a mess."

"Really? How so?"

"Okay, lemme try the food metaphors thing. From what I've heard about this place, let's say...this Kingdom was once a five-star joint of badasses. Except the head chef's daughter sold out the trade secrets to the Blades of Freyr, and I think she outright eloped with one of them.

Sooo...now you've got chefs that don't know how to cook. Waitresses and busboys getting overworked and harassed. Patrons and chefs alike eating comfort food because they STILL feel bad. And the head chef doesn't even WANNA own the restaurant anymore. I've heard this all from Skevywen, from the short time I was at Hexcity."

"And uh...where's THAT at?"

"It's a little hole in the wall, hidden from the other Kingdoms. But damn if it isn't a good joint. At least, it's faring better than this 1-star travesty."

"Damn...I would'a loved to have been to this place in its prime. This really is a cryin' shame, Ru-B..."

"Preaching to the choir, Lila--"

SNAP!!!

"Ah! Ru-B, babe, I think we got company! And from the sound o' their snarls, they got some teeth on 'em!"

"Dire Animals, huh?"

"Should I get worried, babe? I uhh...I ain't familiar with Cauldron wildlife."

"Wait a minu--oh COME ON...is that weak shit honestly supposed to be an ambush? I can see in the dark, and I can hear you morons just fine! I can literally SEE a Dire Black Bear climbing a tree way too big for it, and about to jump down like some Orcish Wrestler doing a body slam, or whatever the FUCK it was trying to accomplish!"

"...oh you are just a TREAT, Ru-B~ I KNEW packin' a snack like you fer my trip was the best idea I've had in a while!"

"Damn right it is.

NOW...why don't the rest of you come on out?

I'm ready for ya."