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...can't win this fight.

It would seem that EVERYONE has that one person in their lives that they just absolutely struggle to beat above all others. The one rival they strive to best--maybe repeatedly--but end up second best, if not even that.

Bakugou was this for Deku for YEARS.
And starting now, Carrie-Boo is this for Bakugou.

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It had all started at Gym Gamma. After a heated exchange, Bakugou and Carrie were allowed to have a supervised one-on-one sparring match. These have become rather popular lately, as a way for students to hone their skills with each others' aid.

But Class 1-A couldn't help but want to witness THIS bout going down. After all, Carrie not only eagerly talked smack directly to Bakugou, but was wholly willing to put her money where her mouth was, and actually fight him! BAKUGOU! One of the best students of Class 1-A! They watched, partly to see if Carrie could hold her own against Bakugou, and partly because they feared for her safety. After all, she has a pretty healthy track record of doing whatever she likes without planning ahead. And because he had nothing to do, Present Mic decided to introduce the match.

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"WOOOOAH!!!! DO MINE EYES DECEIVE ME?! IN THE RED CORNER, WE'VE GOT THE BARON OF BLASTS, THE TNT TYRANT WHOSE INFAMY FROM THE SPORTS FESTIVAL PRECEDES HIM: KATSUKI BAKUGOU!!! AND IN THE "BLEU" CORNER, THE GRAVITY GAL, TRANSFORMED FROM SKELETAL TO SUPERSIZED BY NONE OTHER THAN LUNCH RUSH: CAROLINA BLEU!!! AND IT'S LOOKIN' LIKE A DAVID AND GOLIATH SHOWDOWN IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE! BUT WHICH OF THE TWO OF THEM IS THE UNDERDOG?

CAN MISSUS BLEU BACK UP HER LOFTY CLAIMS? I HOPE SO! WE'RE ROOTIN' FOR YA, CARRIE-BOO!!!

READY?!? GOOOOO!!!"

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As the match begun, Deku took out his notebook, writing a new page for Carolina Bleu's updated skills.

'Carolina's a very odd one for me to analyze, because until now I haven't got a good look at any of her skills. Likely being a victim of childhood brain damage, her cognition is stunted, so she runs on instinct and emotion. With her new bulk, this could translate to a lot of very powerful, but perhaps very clumsy and unskilled movements. Kacchan's dealt with opponents like that, who run on pure power with minimal strategy behind it. Kacchan is a deceptively smart opponent, but in contrast, Carrie HAS proven herself to be very easy to fool and outsmart. Probably not visually, because she normally doesn't need to use her eyes to find things anyway. But she can very likely be outmaneuvered, and from there, Kacchan will very likely be able to land a finishing blow if he attacks either the knothole on her forehead or the nape of her neck. If she starts getting heavier, her heels would also be vulnerable, supporting so much weight.

Still....this is all I can really think of without taking her Quirk into account, because I don't really know much about it. I'm also unsure of what kind of training Lunch Rush put her through--I didn't know he even DID internships! Which means this battle will be a good opportunity for me to learn!

But overall, Kacchan seems like he has a very good shot at winning this battle! I just hope he won't be too hard on Carrie!"

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"S-s-she's a...g-g-g-gia...aiieee...." (faints)

"WOOAH!!! HOLY CRAP!! WHAT IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT?!? NO, REALLY!! WHAT DO YOU DO AGAINST THAT?!"

"Jeez...I know she likes cake, but this is not because of anything I fed her, was it? Sorry, Bakugou..."

"Hmm. Bakugou lost. Interesting. Pretty good Quirk too. She's obviously not stupid if she's learned to use it in those ways."

"OOHOOMYGAWD!!! LUNCH RUSH, WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DID YOU CREATE DURING THAT INTERNSHIP, HUH?!?"

"K...K-Kacchan..."

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"...what happened...?"

The gym floor is littered with titanic footsteps, as well as imprints of Bakugou's body--almost like she had trampled him underfoot. Obviously not enough to kill him, but his support items have been completely destroyed. There are craters on the walls, where she swatted him against like an especially annoying fly. And Bakugou himself...his skin is dried out. Merely producing smoke and sparks, as he tries to stand up, and land even one punch on her! Just for her hand to expand in size, slamming on the floor as it blocks his impotent attempt at a punch--landing with little more than a moderately loud smack.

He claws at the skin on her finger--but she doesn't feel it.

"Hooh...Jovian Mass. Still kinda big on me, and can't float, but i'ss still nice."

"Nnngggghhh....no...noooo...first to some Quirkless nobody, who'd always been under my goddamn HEEL...and now to YOU OF ALL PEOPLE...."

"Heyyy, don't knock kids with no Quacks--er, Quirks. They may not be strong, but they don't have powers that hate their owner and want to hurt them. Like mine. Or Deku. I used to call him Ducky, but he looks more like a Bunnyboy to me now."

"BULLSHIT...because it's happening, ALL OVER AGAIN. Like you've been HIDING your true self from me, ALL this time, just to have this special chance to laugh like some grinning idiot and look down on me, LIKE I'M SOME NOBODY! JUST LIKE DEKU!!!"

"Mmm. Yeah. I look down on you, little man. E'rybody else don't feel like doing it. Really too bad it had to be a big ol' stupid like me, right?"

"DON'T SCREW WITH ME YOU STUPID SPACE CLOWN MOTHERFUCKER!!! I WON'T TAKE THIS LOSS LYING DOWN FROM A LITERAL GIANT DUMBASS LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER STEPPING STONE ON MY WAY TO BEING THE BEST--!!!"

She pokes him in the rib, causing him to recoil in sharp pain. She frowns and starts walking away, gradually beginning to reduce in size.

"Eugh. Everyone else does so good, and really tries. I really tried! To make my Quirk something that doesn't eat my body into nothing! And Deku didn't HAVE to break his bones all the time to prove anything to you. But he STILL did. He got better. But after all this time, you STILL smell of stinky gym socks. Yeah. Anyone ever tell you? Your sweat-'splosions smell REALLY BAD. It's not the only thing about you that stinks, and yet like a big ol' piggy in the mud, you NEVER clean up.

Nobody ever told you to clean up, huh? I bet everyone always tells you that you smell like caramel. Well you don't. We were never told that, so we washed up, and we kept washing no matter how dirty life did us. You didn't. What I'm trying to say is...

If you never know the struggle to get better, like we have...then you don't deserve to be the best.

That's all she wrote. TIME FOR CAKE BREAK."

Description
...can't win this fight.

It would seem that EVERYONE has that one person in their lives that they just absolutely struggle to beat above all others. The one rival they strive to best--maybe repeatedly--but end up second best, if not even that.

Bakugou was this for Deku for YEARS.
And starting now, Carrie-Boo is this for Bakugou.

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It had all started at Gym Gamma. After a heated exchange, Bakugou and Carrie were allowed to have a supervised one-on-one sparring match. These have become rather popular lately, as a way for students to hone their skills with each others' aid.

But Class 1-A couldn't help but want to witness THIS bout going down. After all, Carrie not only eagerly talked smack directly to Bakugou, but was wholly willing to put her money where her mouth was, and actually fight him! BAKUGOU! One of the best students of Class 1-A! They watched, partly to see if Carrie could hold her own against Bakugou, and partly because they feared for her safety. After all, she has a pretty healthy track record of doing whatever she likes without planning ahead. And because he had nothing to do, Present Mic decided to introduce the match.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

"WOOOOAH!!!! DO MINE EYES DECEIVE ME?! IN THE RED CORNER, WE'VE GOT THE BARON OF BLASTS, THE TNT TYRANT WHOSE INFAMY FROM THE SPORTS FESTIVAL PRECEDES HIM: KATSUKI BAKUGOU!!! AND IN THE "BLEU" CORNER, THE GRAVITY GAL, TRANSFORMED FROM SKELETAL TO SUPERSIZED BY NONE OTHER THAN LUNCH RUSH: CAROLINA BLEU!!! AND IT'S LOOKIN' LIKE A DAVID AND GOLIATH SHOWDOWN IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE! BUT WHICH OF THE TWO OF THEM IS THE UNDERDOG?

CAN MISSUS BLEU BACK UP HER LOFTY CLAIMS? I HOPE SO! WE'RE ROOTIN' FOR YA, CARRIE-BOO!!!

READY?!? GOOOOO!!!"

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As the match begun, Deku took out his notebook, writing a new page for Carolina Bleu's updated skills.

'Carolina's a very odd one for me to analyze, because until now I haven't got a good look at any of her skills. Likely being a victim of childhood brain damage, her cognition is stunted, so she runs on instinct and emotion. With her new bulk, this could translate to a lot of very powerful, but perhaps very clumsy and unskilled movements. Kacchan's dealt with opponents like that, who run on pure power with minimal strategy behind it. Kacchan is a deceptively smart opponent, but in contrast, Carrie HAS proven herself to be very easy to fool and outsmart. Probably not visually, because she normally doesn't need to use her eyes to find things anyway. But she can very likely be outmaneuvered, and from there, Kacchan will very likely be able to land a finishing blow if he attacks either the knothole on her forehead or the nape of her neck. If she starts getting heavier, her heels would also be vulnerable, supporting so much weight.

Still....this is all I can really think of without taking her Quirk into account, because I don't really know much about it. I'm also unsure of what kind of training Lunch Rush put her through--I didn't know he even DID internships! Which means this battle will be a good opportunity for me to learn!

But overall, Kacchan seems like he has a very good shot at winning this battle! I just hope he won't be too hard on Carrie!"

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"S-s-she's a...g-g-g-gia...aiieee...." (faints)

"WOOAH!!! HOLY CRAP!! WHAT IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT?!? NO, REALLY!! WHAT DO YOU DO AGAINST THAT?!"

"Jeez...I know she likes cake, but this is not because of anything I fed her, was it? Sorry, Bakugou..."

"Hmm. Bakugou lost. Interesting. Pretty good Quirk too. She's obviously not stupid if she's learned to use it in those ways."

"OOHOOMYGAWD!!! LUNCH RUSH, WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DID YOU CREATE DURING THAT INTERNSHIP, HUH?!?"

"K...K-Kacchan..."

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"...what happened...?"

The gym floor is littered with titanic footsteps, as well as imprints of Bakugou's body--almost like she had trampled him underfoot. Obviously not enough to kill him, but his support items have been completely destroyed. There are craters on the walls, where she swatted him against like an especially annoying fly. And Bakugou himself...his skin is dried out. Merely producing smoke and sparks, as he tries to stand up, and land even one punch on her! Just for her hand to expand in size, slamming on the floor as it blocks his impotent attempt at a punch--landing with little more than a moderately loud smack.

He claws at the skin on her finger--but she doesn't feel it.

"Hooh...Jovian Mass. Still kinda big on me, and can't float, but i'ss still nice."

"Nnngggghhh....no...noooo...first to some Quirkless nobody, who'd always been under my goddamn HEEL...and now to YOU OF ALL PEOPLE...."

"Heyyy, don't knock kids with no Quacks--er, Quirks. They may not be strong, but they don't have powers that hate their owner and want to hurt them. Like mine. Or Deku. I used to call him Ducky, but he looks more like a Bunnyboy to me now."

"BULLSHIT...because it's happening, ALL OVER AGAIN. Like you've been HIDING your true self from me, ALL this time, just to have this special chance to laugh like some grinning idiot and look down on me, LIKE I'M SOME NOBODY! JUST LIKE DEKU!!!"

"Mmm. Yeah. I look down on you, little man. E'rybody else don't feel like doing it. Really too bad it had to be a big ol' stupid like me, right?"

"DON'T SCREW WITH ME YOU STUPID SPACE CLOWN MOTHERFUCKER!!! I WON'T TAKE THIS LOSS LYING DOWN FROM A LITERAL GIANT DUMBASS LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER STEPPING STONE ON MY WAY TO BEING THE BEST--!!!"

She pokes him in the rib, causing him to recoil in sharp pain. She frowns and starts walking away, gradually beginning to reduce in size.

"Eugh. Everyone else does so good, and really tries. I really tried! To make my Quirk something that doesn't eat my body into nothing! And Deku didn't HAVE to break his bones all the time to prove anything to you. But he STILL did. He got better. But after all this time, you STILL smell of stinky gym socks. Yeah. Anyone ever tell you? Your sweat-'splosions smell REALLY BAD. It's not the only thing about you that stinks, and yet like a big ol' piggy in the mud, you NEVER clean up.

Nobody ever told you to clean up, huh? I bet everyone always tells you that you smell like caramel. Well you don't. We were never told that, so we washed up, and we kept washing no matter how dirty life did us. You didn't. What I'm trying to say is...

If you never know the struggle to get better, like we have...then you don't deserve to be the best.

That's all she wrote. TIME FOR CAKE BREAK."