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TlTANlUM β€” nerfgun

Published: 2016-05-23 23:53:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 274; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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Description that moment when your 25 year old dad is shooting you with a nerf gun so you use your friend as a shield

way to go sean

no wonder jay hates you

fucking self preservation right there

FrostedKat Β 
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Comments: 29

MusicWillRise [2016-05-25 00:25:04 +0000 UTC]

haha this is so me!

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TlTANlUM In reply to MusicWillRise [2016-05-25 00:42:12 +0000 UTC]

accurate description of life

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MusicWillRise In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-25 00:47:45 +0000 UTC]

yep!

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januaryglitterpanda [2016-05-24 22:59:20 +0000 UTC]

those carrots can sure hurt

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TlTANlUM In reply to januaryglitterpanda [2016-05-24 23:08:53 +0000 UTC]

they seriously can though

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januaryglitterpanda In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-30 15:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Especially when they hit your face Β totally doesn't know this from personal experience

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TlTANlUM In reply to januaryglitterpanda [2016-05-30 15:53:12 +0000 UTC]

or when they hit you in the belly button at close range because your friend didn't realize it was loaded

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FrostedKat [2016-05-24 01:30:40 +0000 UTC]

And yet Jay still thinks Danny is great

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TlTANlUM In reply to FrostedKat [2016-05-24 01:36:55 +0000 UTC]

YesΒ 

Because Jay is probably jealous of the fact Danny is cAPABLE OF AIMING A GUN OH MY GOSH JAY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHERΒ 

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FrostedKat In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 01:38:50 +0000 UTC]

YOU'LL NEVER LET IT GO WILL YOU SEAN

JFC I HAVE A DAD TOO YOU KNOW

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TlTANlUM In reply to FrostedKat [2016-05-24 01:48:00 +0000 UTC]

JAY YOU GREW UP AS THE SON OF A GANG LEADER

YOU SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF SHOOTING A FUCKING GUN BUT NOO O OΒ 

LEAVE THAT TO ME JAYΒ 


//shoots you with Nerf gun and dart sticks to your forehead

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lunar--cat1364 [2016-05-24 00:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Head shot!!!!
200 points to the shield user and 300 points for the shooter!!!!!!
shield no points only pain
XD

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TlTANlUM In reply to lunar--cat1364 [2016-05-24 02:40:10 +0000 UTC]

poor shieldΒ 

he didn't ask for this

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scarlayy [2016-05-23 23:55:12 +0000 UTC]

he'S A GOOD DAD

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-23 23:58:23 +0000 UTC]

hE'S A GREAT DAD

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 00:15:57 +0000 UTC]

i wish he was my dad(dy)

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 00:33:31 +0000 UTC]

crying

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 01:04:34 +0000 UTC]

when will my quest for daddies end

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 01:16:55 +0000 UTC]

it won'tΒ 

too bad Danny's dead now cause I bet you wanna marry him too

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 01:28:47 +0000 UTC]

i can still try

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 01:37:23 +0000 UTC]

I swear if I catch you digging up his grave

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 01:40:32 +0000 UTC]

//hides shovel behind me

pfft no i dunno what you're talking about

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 01:45:54 +0000 UTC]

I will hit you with that shovel leave the poor guy aloneΒ 

plus sean would shoot you repeatedly if he found out

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 01:52:38 +0000 UTC]

well crap don't tell him then

yknow what you actually should tell him
i'll be able to get to his dad quicker that way

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 02:04:02 +0000 UTC]

sorry Skort but you won't be getting to Danny that way

cause Danny went to Heaven

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 02:06:27 +0000 UTC]

fuck you got me there

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 02:08:01 +0000 UTC]

u little sinner u

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scarlayy In reply to TlTANlUM [2016-05-24 02:15:34 +0000 UTC]

i can't be saved adam

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TlTANlUM In reply to scarlayy [2016-05-24 02:40:23 +0000 UTC]

I know you cant

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