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Published: 2010-05-23 22:45:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 2969; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 11
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Gift my dad got me for christmas. a replica Tomahawk with wold designs on it.Related content
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O____O cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!
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Yeah, but it's not my, or my family's. Years ago, someone in my family found the sword while he/she was working as a gravedigger. He/she dug it up at a cemetery.
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o3o ooooh.
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still cool
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True. XD
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thanks
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if only it were real like the knife.
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....oh right ,replica, put it down Felicia.
Felicia: put what down?
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dave: me tomahawk!!!
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felicia: O,O...um
random guy walks in with the toma in his head...drops dead*
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dave: OAO.....
Tomahawk: *breaks into pieces.*
Dave: QAQ........
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felicia: O_O
me: OAO
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felicia: I CAN FIX IT! DON'T WORRY!
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felicia: YOU! GRAB SOME GLUE!
me: AYE!
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felicia: puts it together and glues it back* there...oh.....(a missing piece*)
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me and felicia: O-O....(looks at the corpse and saw something shiny in the wound*)...THE MISSING PIECE!
oh my....
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dave: what?
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felicia:...fingers into the wound...it's too thin...um...maybe we should bring him to my dad...
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dave: ok...
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felicia: now, can you drive?
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felicia: great! (stuffs the body in the backseat*) NOW DRIVE!
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dave: *does so.*
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paul: um...whe-
Felicia: to my Dad's, I'm sure he can help us with this sticky situation...
(but*)
dom: YOU KILLED A GUY AT THE OPEN?!
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dave: and broke my tomahawk...
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dom:... IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR WEAPON?!
felicia: I WAS TESTING IT! I DIDN'T KNEW IT WAS A REPLICA!
dom:...sigh*...what now?
paul: well, Dave wants a piece back.
Dom: what?
paul: it's in his skull...
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dave: or heads will roll if i don't get it back.
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dom: okay,...wait, it's in the skull?
paul: the piece broke off.
dom:...sigh okay, give me the bone saw.
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dave: bone saw?
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felicia: um you want the bone-saw or the bone saw?
Dom: e_e the Saw for BONES
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felicia: got it. (hands him the bone saw*)
dom:...you might wanna look away...
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dave: 8watching.* i'm good.
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dom: sawing it open* fine fine (brain spills out*) felly, hun, could you scoop that for me.
felly: scoops it in a thermos*
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dom: is this your piece? holds a jagged piece in front of you*
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dave: i believe so.
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dom: oh wait, that's a piece of skull, sorry. (threw it at the garbage bin*)
(suddenly a random couple enters the house*)
girl: O_O
boy: O_O
felicia: O_O....I thought you said this house was abandoned?
dom: O_O It is...
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dave: O_O not any more.
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boy and girl ran out*
girl: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS ABANDONED?!
dom: DAMN! It's daylight!...give me my arrows!
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