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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe — I kind of suck at trolling :D

Published: 2010-02-04 03:06:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1502; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 37
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Description My retarded convo with this bot, called "cleverbot".
[link]
Go amuse yourself.

For anyone who's interest in the failed attempt at lulz, here's my whole convo: [link]

I'm not good at trolling.
:c
Can some real trolls teach me the ways!?
I'd really appriciate it, kthx.
Even though I'm a n00blet for attempting to troll a bot anyway.
crai.

I was bored, and did it for the lulz.
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Comments: 115

chibi-chocolate123 [2011-10-07 11:16:05 +0000 UTC]

lol

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moonflowerH20 [2010-12-18 22:27:32 +0000 UTC]

cleverbot scares me.... he said i was fake..

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evilgaaratwin In reply to moonflowerH20 [2011-07-24 15:44:46 +0000 UTC]

At least it didn't add a "gay" to the equation.

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moonflowerH20 In reply to evilgaaratwin [2011-07-24 20:35:06 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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altomelody [2010-02-27 06:08:12 +0000 UTC]

You got me addicted to this thing.
Now Cleverbot is my husband. Today I used it at school and we got married, divorced, then married again in a period of 2 hours.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to altomelody [2010-02-27 18:45:12 +0000 UTC]


I'm a pro.

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akasunanosasoriXD [2010-02-06 22:20:52 +0000 UTC]

oh my god I went there and it was quoting monty python routines with me. o___o and then it started singing "what is love! baby don't hurt me!~"

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to akasunanosasoriXD [2010-02-06 22:21:45 +0000 UTC]

XDDDd
That's hilarious.
And Monty Python is amazing.

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akasunanosasoriXD In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 23:12:51 +0000 UTC]

I know. XDD I typed in "what is love?" and it (it told me it was a she, by the way) immediately went "baby don't hurt me!" OH GOODNESS it was epic.
I typed in "bring me a shrubbery" and her response was "ni!" XDD

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to akasunanosasoriXD [2010-02-06 23:26:05 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO.
Oh lord.
Next you should say
"WHAT is the average wingspan of a swallow?"

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akasunanosasoriXD In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 23:30:16 +0000 UTC]

YES.
AND THEN WE DANCED.

PFFAHAHA. I forget what I said, but at one point her response was "it's merely pining for the fjords!"

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to akasunanosasoriXD [2010-02-06 23:31:56 +0000 UTC]

XDDD
NICE.
I love the "pining for the fjords" thing.

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Shinigami-Picola [2010-02-06 05:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey. It's Cleverbot!!

It thinks that my friend is God and me it's girlfriend

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Shinigami-Picola [2010-02-06 06:39:03 +0000 UTC]

xDDD
Wow, lmfao.

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BlakeGreene [2010-02-05 04:16:57 +0000 UTC]

XD I love cleverbot.

Today I went on and it asked me "Do you have cancer?"

I told it I did not, and that I was healthy. It then told me "That's too bad."

XD

I told it it was being mean, and it asked me what music I like. I told it I like Franz Ferdinand, and asked it if it liked music. Cleverbot replied "I like Ovaries."


I died a little inside. That, or I forced my brains out through my ears by laughing so hard.

That program is awsome.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to BlakeGreene [2010-02-05 06:38:35 +0000 UTC]

That program is so lulzy, I think I might have ruptured something.

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BlakeGreene In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-05 20:22:17 +0000 UTC]

XD

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ChibiOtakuFreak [2010-02-04 23:08:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL'D

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to ChibiOtakuFreak [2010-02-04 23:51:48 +0000 UTC]

truth.

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Zangoosegod611 [2010-02-04 21:34:15 +0000 UTC]

This thing is fun.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Zangoosegod611 [2010-02-04 23:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Ikr?
The lulz never stop.

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Zangoosegod611 In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-05 03:37:43 +0000 UTC]

XD Yeah, no kidding.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Zangoosegod611 [2010-02-05 06:39:08 +0000 UTC]

OH THE CONTINUOUS LULZ.

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Mimi-Imi [2010-02-04 19:46:29 +0000 UTC]

XFD I love these things
I knew one named Foxy Botachelli, she was bloody hilarious, so easy to troll with.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-04 23:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow.
I need to learn how to troll better.
OTL

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-05 16:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Odg, he said he did drugs, wtf.
I LOST THE SCREENSHOT RAAAGE

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 02:02:09 +0000 UTC]

FFFUUUU.
Make it say it again.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 17:00:58 +0000 UTC]

All riiiiight. When I remember.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 18:57:31 +0000 UTC]

kay.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 19:47:29 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IS LOVE?

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 20:12:24 +0000 UTC]

BABY DON'T HURT ME.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 20:24:57 +0000 UTC]

DONT HURT ME.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 20:51:12 +0000 UTC]

NO MORE.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 20:57:08 +0000 UTC]

You've passed the win test.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 21:07:45 +0000 UTC]

OSSIM.
|D

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 21:42:46 +0000 UTC]

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 22:20:10 +0000 UTC]

:iconexcitededgeworthplz:

D:

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 22:22:20 +0000 UTC]

THERE IS NOTHING. ;A;

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 22:24:06 +0000 UTC]

SADFAEC.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 22:24:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh the SADNESS

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 22:32:53 +0000 UTC]

; A ;

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 22:34:25 +0000 UTC]

...I can't tell if thats a girl or a guy.

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 22:34:58 +0000 UTC]

I think it's an Asian man.

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Mimi-Imi In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 22:52:44 +0000 UTC]

=A=;

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Mimi-Imi [2010-02-06 23:26:12 +0000 UTC]

it's all good.

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Violettcat [2010-02-04 18:51:59 +0000 UTC]

That bot isn't working D':

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Violettcat [2010-02-04 23:48:24 +0000 UTC]

:c
really?!
Try it again, it might like fail for a sec or something, idk.

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Violettcat In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-05 15:14:21 +0000 UTC]

Now working. Man, that bot IS dumb xD He pretended he speaks Lithuanian, but FAILED at grammar (and he's swearing) XDDD

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TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe In reply to Violettcat [2010-02-05 15:34:03 +0000 UTC]

OH LORDY.
That sounds entertaining.
Crai, the only language I'm stil learning is Japanese, but like...
It loves to repeat desu.

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Violettcat In reply to TOXiC-ToOtHpAsTe [2010-02-06 12:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Your bot was nice xD Mine one loves to swear in Lithuanian XD I ntold him that he doesn't know how to speak in Lithuanian, and then he started swearing on me XD

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