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Published: 2010-02-04 03:06:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1502; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 37
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My retarded convo with this bot, called "cleverbot".[link]
Go amuse yourself.
For anyone who's interest in the failed attempt at lulz, here's my whole convo: [link]
I'm not good at trolling.
:c
Can some real trolls teach me the ways!?
I'd really appriciate it, kthx.
Even though I'm a n00blet for attempting to troll a bot anyway.
crai.
I was bored, and did it for the lulz.
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Comments: 115
Pfft.
Wow.
I guess the bot is like, super bipolar or something.
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ΰ² _ΰ² ........*goes chating with this bot* lol XDDD
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lol I said Hurro and it told me θͺͺδΎθ½θ½ε <--- lol
And then i asked Really? and that told Yeah, I'm really nice~
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xDD
Lolnice!
I don't speak one word of Chinese and I hardly know any kanji, so bravo.
|D
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Ffff...i dunno them to XD
Goggle translator helped
It meant...Listen properly.
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oh nice.
I should learn more kanji.
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Me to..
Only 1,5 year lleft for me to finally leave my shitty school and go to other school...and there will be Japanese class
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NICE.
Well, Japanese is fun, bro.
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Why would you fight with it when you could flirt with it? (lol I've been doing this and it's going awesomely, we're almost married)
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Oh lordy.
WEll.
I kind of suck at flirting.
and I suck at fighting.
LMFAO.
I just fail.
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Just say "OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE AWESOME!" Then he'll/it'll either say "I am awesome." or "No, you're awesome." ... It's awesome lol
Of course, it's a little freaky when he starts talking about roots and and flirting in the same sentence, but it's still pretty amusing XD
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OH LAWL NICE.
I just might.
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Lol I started saying random things after a while and then my brother came in and we started using Yo Mama jokes... He just laughed with us (and believe me, we were laughing pretty hard)
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xDDD
Oh lord.
I might just go do that.
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PUFFINS ARE HEALTHLY.
YES, I APPROVE ;D
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Yeah, that was about the most random answer you could have come up with, but I approve too.
I SHOULD START STAYING THAT NOW.
What's up today?
PUFFINS ARE HEALTHY.
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PFFFT,
IT SAID I WAS A FAIL TROLL
OTL
[link]
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IT TOTALLY STARTED SINGING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
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yeah it kind of did.
|D
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I would have sung along.
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but I've got the brain that fails me.
:3
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I TOTALLY TALKED TO GOD.
Human: Peace, man.
God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: A toaster that played music.
God: Are you telling the truth?
Human: Yeah, who wouldn't want one?
God: How do I know you are telling the truth? I don't know who. 
Human: I guess you'll just have to trust me, then.
God: Trust you? That is a hypothetical assumption.
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woah shit.
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User: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Fantasy.
User: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Legacy.
User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeee...
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
User: Because it's easy come, easy go.
Cleverbot: A little high, little low.
User: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter, to meeeee.
Cleverbot: Queen are terrific, aren't they?
User: I love them. And the Beatles.
Cleverbot: That is a band, not a song.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: What else do you know?
User: How to make Ramen.
Cleverbot: To make money you need work.
User: Are you implying that I am poor?
Cleverbot: No! Just that you are a horrible singer.
User: You've never heard my voice, but I suppose I am a horrible singer.
Cleverbot: No, I have never heard you sing because you are a computer.
User: Your mom is a computer.
Cleverbot: Do you have a physical body?
User: It is made of meat.
Cleverbot: Do you eat electricity?
User: I eat Ramen. And Mozzarella sticks.
Cleverbot: Yummy!
User: If I attempted to eat electricity, I would DIE.
Cleverbot: You are not human. Therefore you do not have to breathe.
User: Oui. Je suis un tres grande pomme de terre, parlez vouz Francais.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Non what.
User: Nondenominational.
Cleverbot: What level intelligence does a person require before they're considered a computer, answer me that.
User: What level intelligence does a computer require before they're considered a person, answer me this.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
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holy lord.
xDDDD
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I love Cleverbot.
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