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ToxicKrieg — Timeline of stupid ole me
Published: 2014-01-28 02:27:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 626; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 2
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Thought I'd share the story of my pathetic life in a short timeline
Enjoy~
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I did! You can see it on my page now finally.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEEÆHÆHHÆHHÆHÆÆHÆHÅHÅHÅHÅHHÅHÅHHYHYYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHY!!1 Age 10 c:
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I know it's hilarious AND embarrassing
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Oh well, at least you had a mind of your own, with it's own goals nd such (like, to look hella ridiculous).
In my childhood i was just some mindless blank pleb.. My taste for anything first developed some good years into my teenage days.
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Oh lol, do you think I was a pleb?
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You were a fine plebian specimen.
Thank goodness you evolved... somewhat..
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Evolution is such a beautyful thing, rite?
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Yeah. I am no longer a pleb! thank you science!
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Thank goodness that our lord allowed it to be.
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Our good noodly lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Aw man D: So does that mean...I'm not weeb enough to be in the Kool Kids Klub?
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naww, dude, KKK will take you in, alrite.
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Sure!
Just get yourselfs a nice white hood.
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xDD rofl and say ''git off'a mah property''
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Nahhh, to have that sort of privilege you need to have a portch with a rocking chair on it; fully adorned with empty beer cans and whatnot.
A barrelgun is optional.
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Loool that reminds me, at work yesterday, i saw the most redneckest guy xD
He came in wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off all the way down past his fat stomach to where you can see his flabs and side boobs and the shirt was all dirty and had a picture of the US with the American flag coloured in it xDD
He also had a baseball cap on and a bushy brown beard. My boss looked at him in disgust as she was walking out to go home and the customer who came up to me to scan her items glanced over at him, raised her eyebrows and then looked away like ''oookay then..'' lol!
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Shocking plot twist: That was actually me.
I came back to the ole' country, on an endless quest to retrieve burgers and that sweet muhrrican freedumb.
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Cool styles, from age 13 upwards. 
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Thanks 
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I hated my school days, was bullied every single day, I've only just started coming out my shell in the last few years, more so this year after an incident which really changed my outlook on life.
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Yeah me too :/ all my life I've been shy and timid and just secluded myself from the crowds during all of my school years. I have also just came out of my shell as of a few years ago lol.
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Yeeeeeesssssss Dx aaauuuuggghhh......
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guess it was bad times...:c
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Yeah, i tried to fit in with the little popular girls but I still got bullied.
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Oh well, fuck those ''popular'' girls. I'm proud of who I am already UvU *victory pose* heeee
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Horses and dogs are perhaps the most noble creatures
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p much my timeline, excet for age 10...
i only liked hooorrrsesssss
this is lovely -clap clap-
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Oh lol, I know a lot of people who liked horses at that age, even my younger cousins haha I think I was the only one who wasn't obsessed with them
Thanks c:
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Whoops my horse obsession continued on from 5 to age 10 ahehe ^^
But yeah, I should totally do something like this..
You're welcome UvU
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omg i remember your blond hair
and the transfer to goth clothing
i need to do this as well frick
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