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ToxicToothpick — Human x Monster (Part I)
Published: 2015-04-28 01:53:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 12719; Favourites: 259; Downloads: 59
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Sometimes you slay the monster. Sometimes the monster eats you. Sometimes you marry the monster and have a daughter before settling down in the suburbs.
Mother: Dominga
Father: Hugo
Daughter: Freida
The Millers (Step-Monster) aren't the only characters I use to explore my unending love for human/monster couples and their shenanigans!
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He must of been exhausted to do it with his wife to give birth to they're daughter...
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I'm sure the honeymoon was a real ordeal for him. The good kind though.
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Good kind you mean she would of broke him or something?
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Came close to it ahahaha.
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he's daughter kinda reminds of steven from steven universe
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An interesting thing to think about!
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One does not simply go inside the closet.
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human/monster couples are one of the best types of couples
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I love little Freida. Cute name aside, her big ol' hairbow and baby pudge is adorable.
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I wanna see what parent-teacher conference night is like for them, or dominga trying to figure what the hell to bring to the PTA bake sale
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I'm scared to see what either of those would bring. Hell, what would happen if Girl Scouts came by with their cookies or a kid's baseball flew through their window?
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Dominga will come back inside with her mouth full and her hubby will tell her to spit out the cookies AND girl scouts
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Look like the most perfect familly if you ask me XDD
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I don't know why but I just see Freida running around the house drawing all over the walls on a sugar rush. While Hugo chases her and Dominga just laughs while watching.
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I can imagine her and Matilda talking to each other about what their respective human families are like and do for them when she brings up the having kids with one thing.
Matilda: "You two have a daughter? I would've thought humans were a bit... you know... *awkward hand gestures* compact in comparison to us."
Dominga: "Yea, Frieda's been a joy to raise and Hugo's a great father. When we got together I was concerned about that myself, so we tried something one of my girlfriends gave me as a gag gift. Hugo took it, found out the hard way it really wasn't meant for humans and it sort of left him permanently deformed. Hell of a side effect, but I'm not complaining." *sips a drink*
Matilda: *Looks at Dominga curiously* "Deformed? I'm no expert on humans, but he looks perfectly fine. How could he possibly be deformed?"
Dominga: *Looks at Matilda all serious* "Oh, he's deformed alright, but in a good sort of way. Re~al good."
Matilda: *stumped expression on face* "Don't be cryptic, spit it out."
Dominga: *Puts down cup and makes outrageous hand gesture for emphasis* "He's epically hung now."
Matilda: *spits out drink* "Wha!?"
Dominga: *sips drink with smile on face* "Yep, scared me the first time then eventually Freida came along and I ended up nicknaming it "the baby monster maker."
Matilda: *Making comical gestures* "How? How? How could he possibly hide it?"
Dominga: "Took a bit of doing, but I got him some 'Magic pants' brand underwear. Problem solved. Without 'em we'd be calling him tripod."
Matilda looks at Dominga with WTF expression on her face.
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One can only wonder if he truly satisfies in bed.
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Well she IS married to him and has a child by him. One can only assume he's doing SOMETHING right.
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Satisfies a monster I mean.
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I really like them, you never disappoint with your awesome character design!
Looking closely I found something that got me really curious!
What's the reason for all those tiny "x" on their bodies?
Cospiracy theories? Deep meanings?? Because they look cool???
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Ah the "x"s are just sort a design aesthetic that I do hahaha. No real meaning.
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It's like the Beauty and the Beast, but they're both beautiful.
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Dude I thought the same thing , but a spinoff
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I told you already about 4-chan loving your stuff right?
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This is so cute, I can't wait to see more of them.
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You're welcome. ^^
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