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Published: 2010-11-17 05:53:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 13390; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 77
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As Roy teaches Matilda the ropes, a couple of high school kids outside the store get ready to rob the place. The guy's name is Cash and the girl's name is Kerry. Haha. GET IT.Cash is the kind of neglectful and preoccupied boyfriend that never pays attention to Kerry and she's the clingy, emotional, and overly excitable type that thinks everything he does is a romantic gesture.
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Oh, that's not gonna end well for those two.
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Hey Kerry, guess what your job in this heist is going to be... here's a hint, it's one of the following:
A) Carrying the goods
B) Shooting everyone on sight
C) Delivering refreshments
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Me: "I doubt William Shakespeare ever wrote about convenience store robberies."
Kerry: "Shakespeare? Ooh, is that a new Rock Band?"
Me: *Facepalm*
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I'm sorry... I just had an aneurysm our of sheer stupidity. Somebody call me an ambulance.
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Cash sounds like those angry "tough" guys that girls love so much, and that real tough guys beat up for acting like assholes
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Sounds pretty much like him actually hahahah.
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Posting on Twitter that you're about to rob a convenience store = NOT a very smart idea.
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Especially if you've got location tracking on D:
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omg this is like THE most ADORABLE COUPLE
I hope we get to see them for quite a bit ;w;
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I really had fun with them in this issue so I might bring them back in future ones. Kinda like a "Team Rocket" esque running gag. They show up, try to do something, and fail.
Haha and they are adorable. Kerry loves Cash sooooooooooooooo much.
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Way to let everyone know you're a criminal, twitting, I mean tweating about it
What a twit though.
Anyway: AAHAAHAHA, I can see where this is going and I like it
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Not if you hadn't heard of the term "Cash and Carry". Just look it up.
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HAHAH. OH MAN. YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
Who needs shotguns under counters when you have... well... Matilda.
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robbing the store where Matilda works!.........that's going to be interesting
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Oh man, those kids will have the biggest rob experience evah! XD
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Cash & Kerry are robbing a store, heh. This chapter should've been called, "prelude to an @$$ whoppin."
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Cash: GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY!!!1!1!!!
Matilda: No.
Cash: SHIT!!! I was not expecting that. THIS RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
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Cash: GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY!!!1!1!!!
Matilda: -eats-
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You, sir, are a master of comedy. I salute you for your wordplay.
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Words can not describe how screwed those two are XD
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Why do so many idiots do stuff like post their roberies on face book?
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Roy, feeling down on his luck decides to rob a store when suddenly... his conscience comes into play.
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Is his name Ca$h Money? Is her name Kerry Bags? FFFF PUNS ARE SO GREAT.
I'm excited for Matilda to just freak the heck outa these kids. It's gonna be great.
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