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TPR14 — Retro-Grade Patches!

Published: 2017-09-17 17:30:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1432; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 13
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Description When Jazzie got word that new Retro-Grade products were coming she immediately volunteered. Look at the results!


"Coming to your store, it's Retro-Grade Patches!

Want the full effect of Retro-Grade without the fast change? Want a longer-lasting effect? Try new Retro-Grade Patches. Each patch contains a concentrated amount of Retro-Grade and is designed with smart technology. Once the patch is applied to the skin, the affected area will change slowly, with full growth in about five minutes. After which, enjoy to your heart's content, as the patch will maintain effect for as long as the consumer is wearing it. Once you're finished, simply remove the patch and the body will return to its normal state.

Call now to get a variety pack of Retro-Grade Patches, containing one of each of the eight Series 1 flavors. And check the shelves for Bombastic Blueberry, the first Series 2 Soda and Patch coming soon!"


By the way, the cap on love-struck Sona's head refers to the off-brand beverage she used in Secret Admirer. Maybe this will change her mind on what brand to buy.

Retro-Grade is the work of myself and
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Comments: 16

blobbygobby [2017-09-17 23:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Ooh. Jazzie definitely likes it! XD

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King-Retro [2017-09-17 20:31:03 +0000 UTC]

"Retro-grade industries would advice anyone who is not sure about the permanent effects of our soda band to try out a patch! It'll stick to your ribs, or on the least, you hips!"

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Detective-Barricade [2017-09-17 19:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear. I think Jazzie's found a favorite! xD

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blobbygobby In reply to Detective-Barricade [2017-09-17 22:59:37 +0000 UTC]

Let's hope she doesn't find a whole box of grape patches. XD Sarcasm is great.

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Detective-Barricade In reply to blobbygobby [2017-09-17 23:24:23 +0000 UTC]

I don't think they're letting her anywhere near more than one of the grape patches...

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blobbygobby In reply to Detective-Barricade [2017-09-17 23:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I'll sneak her a few crates. XD

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Detective-Barricade In reply to blobbygobby [2017-09-17 23:34:15 +0000 UTC]

You can try, but I think R. King keeps a close watch on his products...

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blobbygobby In reply to Detective-Barricade [2017-09-17 23:44:43 +0000 UTC]

XD You probably want to slip Jazzie some more grape patches too.

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Detective-Barricade In reply to blobbygobby [2017-09-17 23:58:41 +0000 UTC]

Nah, not exactly my type. *quietly sticks a patch or two on a spot on Molly's back where she can't quite reach to remove*

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blobbygobby In reply to Detective-Barricade [2017-09-18 00:06:25 +0000 UTC]

XD

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HanaChronicler [2017-09-17 18:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Jazzie is never taking that patch off! ^_^

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johnhoward777 [2017-09-17 17:35:38 +0000 UTC]

I love it

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TPR14 In reply to johnhoward777 [2017-09-17 17:37:07 +0000 UTC]

So do they

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johnhoward777 In reply to TPR14 [2017-09-17 17:53:43 +0000 UTC]

I;m gonna make a new product thing of my own too

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TPR14 In reply to johnhoward777 [2017-09-17 18:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Don't do anything you'd get sued over xD

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johnhoward777 In reply to TPR14 [2017-09-17 19:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh I won't, and trust me you might like it

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