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I can barely crawl when I'm on my hands and knees , I fell over twice on to my belly and could barely even lift myself up . I thought I could do a push up , but nope , there's just too much of me to lift . My Roommate thought it was funny that I couldn't get up by myself .

Today I thought would be a good day to try and clean up my bedroom a little . I'm not the best when it comes to housekeeping , I would make a terrible maid or somebodies fat wife . Most of my place is generally clean except for my kitchen and bedroom .

There's always dirty dishes in the sink , the dishwashers always full , but my bedrooms is always the worst . Clothes thrown everywhere , dresses and bras all over the place . Pizza boxes under my bed , candy wrappers on the floor , it's a sty sometimes . I've got food stashes all over the place , cause I never know when I might get hungry .

I guess I could exercise more instead of sitting on my ass on a saturday night feeling sorry for myself and stuffing my face like I normally do . But that would mean putting myself out there and that's a lot scarier when you're heavy like me . I just couldn't take all the rejections that I always seem to get from people . Well six more coffee cake muffins gone , next stop will probably be my ass or my hips and I'm still hungry .

What do two fat girls do on a saturday night , easy , we both sit on the couch with a tv tray full of fattening treats . Watching tv , stuffing our fat faces and talking about boys . Like why we can't ever find anyone nice that likes us no matter how big we get .

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I can barely crawl when I'm on my hands and knees , I fell over twice on to my belly and could barely even lift myself up . I thought I could do a push up , but nope , there's just too much of me to lift . My Roommate thought it was funny that I couldn't get up by myself .

Today I thought would be a good day to try and clean up my bedroom a little . I'm not the best when it comes to housekeeping , I would make a terrible maid or somebodies fat wife . Most of my place is generally clean except for my kitchen and bedroom .

There's always dirty dishes in the sink , the dishwashers always full , but my bedrooms is always the worst . Clothes thrown everywhere , dresses and bras all over the place . Pizza boxes under my bed , candy wrappers on the floor , it's a sty sometimes . I've got food stashes all over the place , cause I never know when I might get hungry .

I guess I could exercise more instead of sitting on my ass on a saturday night feeling sorry for myself and stuffing my face like I normally do . But that would mean putting myself out there and that's a lot scarier when you're heavy like me . I just couldn't take all the rejections that I always seem to get from people . Well six more coffee cake muffins gone , next stop will probably be my ass or my hips and I'm still hungry .

What do two fat girls do on a saturday night , easy , we both sit on the couch with a tv tray full of fattening treats . Watching tv , stuffing our fat faces and talking about boys . Like why we can't ever find anyone nice that likes us no matter how big we get .