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Published: 2013-08-03 21:26:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 834; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 5
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Even though Gensokyo can be called a paradise, it still has its rules. And I'm not talking about some petty things, like "humans must die", but about something else, like: "don't get close to Garden of the Sun" or "watch out for gaps and holes in the ground" and of course "DON'T F*** WITH HINA!""Walfas" belongs to
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Hina is the Happy Mask Salesman. I knew it!...
At least Sanae is not trying to get Reimu to switch to one of HER Gods...again...
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Clearly, Kokoro is the Happy Mask Salesman.
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What if the Happy Mask Salesman...is not just one person? WE MUST TELL EVERYONE!...
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YESYOUWILLSPRAYITALLOVERTHEINTERNETΒ
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Oh, they'll never believe us! They'll just write ME off as the next Christian Chandler (I have Asperger's syndrome. The main difference is that people think I am likable), writer of Sonichu (I DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!). Dragon god knows what'll happen to you...
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I'll be locked away in a tiny cell 5,000 miles below the crust of the Earth, where I'll never see the light of day again and be perpetually in darkness and will have bugs and worms and stuff crawl across my feet. *shudder* We must stay quiet about our discovery...
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Other than the bugs and worms, that does not actually sound that bad. We will tell people we can trust to keep it under wraps and NOT tell the government. Do not tell anyone else. ESPECIALLY if they are a tengu, and their name is Aya Shameimaru. I care not if she is currently busy trying to see which lesbian relationships are happening in Gensokyo...
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Sounds like Aya. Who is it this time? Sakuya and Remilia? Mokou and Mystia?Β
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Well, not the SDM because although Remilia is amused by her actions, Sakuya is not. Besides, I doubt Remi would want her relationship with Sakuya revealed at this point. I think Mokou should be more worried about Keine's reputation. Kaguya, she could care less about unless she was the one Aya thought was in a relationship with Mokou. No, I hear that her primary targets are the Hakurei Shrine and a certain black-white...
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Interesting... I always thought there was something going on between Red-White and Black-White...
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When I babysit Flandre, she tells me that the black-white ALWAYS talks about Reimu, last of the Hakurei clan. Remilia also mentions that the latter's favorite subject is the former when she visits for tea. I have kept all of this from Aya, of course...
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Ah, yes I see... Wouldn't want it getting out all over Gensokyo. Though I heard Black-White also has an interest in Miss Margatroid...
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Indeed...
Though the eighth major incident (nine including the vampire incident between Mystic Square and Embodiment of Scarlet Devil) had them team up, the doll maker and the black-white are not quite how they are portrayed in the Outside World. The doll maker is not a tsundere or yandere to Marisa in canon, at least. Because of that incident, people like pairing the red-white with the gap youkai, as well. As a matter of fact, the corrupted moon incident brought forth the most popular pairings in Gensokyo, actually. Rumors of the human magician's interest in the doll maker are greatly exaggerated...
Patchy doesn't have any romantic interest in the black-white, either. She looked genuinely shocked when I brought up the possibility. The black-white, to Patchy, is merely a nuisance that constantly steals her tomes...
Would it not make more sense for the main two Incident solvers to be together? Granted, Sakuya is much more liked, but still. Fans say SHE has the choice between her mistress or Meiling, known by the fans as China, by the way...
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All I heard was a rumor as well, it was slipped onto me and I wouldn't trust the reliability of the source. I do think that the Red-White and the Black-White are... well y'know... In love...
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Again, Flan bluntly told me Marisa said she was. The gap youkai responsible for bringing me back and forth for my job babysitting Flandre says she is tempted to sleep MORE so she does not have to hear the miko angst about the black-white. Peeking in on her must be annoying when all you hear from her is, "Blah blah blah Marisa blah blah blah."
At least most people have accepted that the girls we know of in Gensokyo (as in, not just background characters) are mostly either bi (some would have to be in order for Rinnosuke to get a companion) or gay...
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It must get a bit annoying after a while, hearing them go on AND on AND on... (Alsoallthegirlsareclearlybi)
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There is a reason I do not visit the Hakurei Shrine or the Forest of Magic. One time I went to both...they were as bad as I had heard in that regard. For the most part, I just hang around the Scarlet Devil Mansion, with occasional visits to Eientei. I can basically visit anywhere but the Human Village. Would you honestly trust Giygas in the Human Village?...
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I'm not entirely sure who Giygas is, I haven't ever met him before.
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Giygas is my Persona on the Internet...
Who Giygas really is: Final Boss of EarthBound (Ness's game), base form being my profile image. Started as an alien that inspired Mewtwo, became that after gaining ultimate power. Heralded as one of the most disturbing things in a video game. EarthBound is on the Wii U Virtual Console now. That means Giygas gets to inflict more nightmares on the modern generation. He lost his rational mind in exchange for ultimate power. I play it as him getting it back after EarthBound...And losing the weakness to human emotion...
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For some reason this reminded me of the part of Powerthirst that stated "When god gives you lemons...FIND A NEW GOD!". Also, Reimu sure is picky for a shrine maiden that gets no donations.
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