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"They say money can't buy you happiness. But I respectfully DISAGREE! I can sell you ANYTHING you want! For a price, of course. I don't work for free you know. But as long as you pay up, everyone can go home happy! If you don't, then let's just say fresh organs go for quite a pretty price! Tehe! Organ harvesting is fun!"

Are you bored? Are you sick and tired of the mundane and repetitive nature of life? Has every scrap of joy been sucked from your soul like a delicious bowl of spaghetti trapped between two excessively horny dogs? Well, worry no longer, as Adventure Lolbit is here to save the day through the power of... Wait... Checks notes. Through the power of capitalism..? Really..?

Yup! If you need something to make yourself happy, she can conjure it up for a price. There are only two rules. Firstly, get your mind out of the gutter. There's a difference between fun and fun you dirty mortal. Secondly, pay up. NOW. But don't worry if you can't. Adventure Lolbit always finds a way to make the transaction proceed as smoothly as possible, even if it means liberating your liver while you sleep! Discretion is guaranteed! It'll feel like nothing happened at all!

Oh, what's that? The human body needs the liver to function?

...

Well, she isn't the God of Biology now, is she? We can't all be perfect.

Description
"They say money can't buy you happiness. But I respectfully DISAGREE! I can sell you ANYTHING you want! For a price, of course. I don't work for free you know. But as long as you pay up, everyone can go home happy! If you don't, then let's just say fresh organs go for quite a pretty price! Tehe! Organ harvesting is fun!"

Are you bored? Are you sick and tired of the mundane and repetitive nature of life? Has every scrap of joy been sucked from your soul like a delicious bowl of spaghetti trapped between two excessively horny dogs? Well, worry no longer, as Adventure Lolbit is here to save the day through the power of... Wait... Checks notes. Through the power of capitalism..? Really..?

Yup! If you need something to make yourself happy, she can conjure it up for a price. There are only two rules. Firstly, get your mind out of the gutter. There's a difference between fun and fun you dirty mortal. Secondly, pay up. NOW. But don't worry if you can't. Adventure Lolbit always finds a way to make the transaction proceed as smoothly as possible, even if it means liberating your liver while you sleep! Discretion is guaranteed! It'll feel like nothing happened at all!

Oh, what's that? The human body needs the liver to function?

...

Well, she isn't the God of Biology now, is she? We can't all be perfect.