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Description Uh, forgive the line across Wesley's leg. Looks like a cat hair was in my scanner. Oops.

Feel free to tell me what you think. I want to know if they're terrible or not.

Chronos (16)
Parentage: Clockwork/Dan

Edit Edit Edit:: His watch on his right wrist. That's one from Clockwork's left wrist. I thought it was cute. *is brick'd* I like to think the watches Clockwork wears all are synchronized with the clock in his chest which incidentally is also his core. Well, except for the large pocket watch on his belt. That one's synched to Dan's core. *is brick'd again*

Oh, I love him so much. This is the first time you’ve all seen him, but in my head canon, he’s come so far. Coloring was a nightmare as Hiri and T could probably attest to my indecisive failure at trying to decide on colors. I attempted green, but it looked strange, so I sratched it and went with a dark blue (, but considering this isn’t actually a cartoon, he certainly has more than his blue shirt). In fact, I have to draw his winter outfit; it’s freaking adorable.

I don’t know if it’s hard to see, but his red eyes do have whites. He’s got itty bitty fangs although he’s sensitive on the topic. And clearly takes after his father. (Clockwork.)
Adores both his parents but loves to tick Dan off. It’s like a hobby. Hates to see Dan angry though because he’s freaking scary. Generally laid-back with a long fuse.

Loves to read. He’s in to the fantasy/mythology genre and drabbles in horror. His absolute favorite books being Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians (albeit the last one’s a guilty pleasure). His favorite horror author is Stephen King, but he also kind of likes Darren Shan who writes young adult ‘horror’. His best subject is History and his language classes, but he can pretty much school anyone in history facts although when it comes to math and sciences, he’s probably around a fifth grade level. |D
(Should I be upset that he was designed while listening to Hot 'n Cold by Katy Perry? Probably.)

Michael Fenton (15)
Parentage: Danny/Vlad.

Wait wait wait. Don’t click the back button yet. Let me explain. While in my head AU, he’s their legitimate child, in the canon to the stories I’m working on, he was born a tad differently. Vlad, who gave up on trying to clone Danny- see list of previous attempts- decides he wants a legit son. The best way to do this- use his and Danny’s DNA combined. That way, the child would have Maddie’s genes and would have a higher chance of being a halfa. If you want to know more, you’re gonna have to read my story, “The Clockwork of the Universe”. Srry ‘bout that.
He’s into bright colors and has more of a ‘dressier’ approach.

Ghost form: White/silver hair and red/pink eyes. His ghost ray is pink as well. The majority of his ghost outfit is probably going to be white. The design is still being brainstormed. (No cape or fangs... or insignia for that matter.)
He has freckles. You probably can't see them because I fail.

He’s more popular than Danny was at his age and is in to the sciences; biology being his favorite. He has a fairly nasty temper, but for the most part is a pacifist . He loves his parents and his friends, and- much to Danny’s dismay- shares Vlad’s love of the Packers (but is a tad less of a cheese head). Loves to snowboard.

Him and Chronos become practically inseparable, and they have a very funny relationship. ‘Specially after they find out how they’re related. Imagine how that conversation went. “Uh... so is he my brother or cousin or what?”

Dun call him “Mike”.

Wesley “Wes” Fenton (19)
Parentage: Danny/Sam

He dresses in a slight techno-goth style like his mother. He does not identify as ‘goth’; he shares more ideals with the punk subculture and believes labels are stupid. He’s a strong animal rights supporter. He has an allergy to the chemicals used in preserving meat, so he’ll only eat meat that’s organic (which is actually a bonus for him because then he knows that the animals had a pretty decent life unlike the animals in large mainstream companies… like Tyson.) He prefers white meat to red meat.

Studying for a degree in Environmental Sciences with a minor in Culinary Arts.
Generally loves to tease Michael and is overly protective of Lily. He doesn’t like Chronos... at all really.

Lilith Lillian “Lily” Fenton (13) [*Name may be subject to further change*]
Parentage: Danny/Sam

She’s very outspoken and loves to protest things that upset her. She was raised as a vegetarian and remains as such into adulthood; Lily doesn’t like the taste of meat because of this. During her teenage years, Danny tried to get her into ghost hunting, but she couldn’t care less.
Popular and ‘preppy’ with a temper but adores Wesley and at times Michael. She’s the only one able to get away with calling him Mike. Favorite colors: Light blues, light greens, and light purples. Some pinks. Plays on Casper’s lacrosse team.

Part One: [link]

Chronos, Michael, Wes, and Lilith (c) ~TransparentlyHere
Danny Phantom (c) Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon
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Comments: 61

TransparentlyHere In reply to ??? [2011-10-08 16:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^^

Hm... you're right. I'm not attached to her name in the slightest. In fact, I don't really like it. So it wouldn't kill me to change it. Although it would probably be really cheap of me to change it to Lillian, huh? |D
I honestly had no clue Chronos was an overused name, and I can certainly look around for other options, but it's probaby childish of me to say this, but I'm kind of attached to it, so I'm not sure if I'll actually be able to change it or not.
I bet Wesley's an overused name too. XD I'm so generic.

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transformer-wannabe In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 16:17:05 +0000 UTC]

well you dont have to change anything. They arent bad names. and if youre attached to Chronos, then, by all means, keep it. He's your OC

Wesley isnt as used as one would think. A lot of times I see people name characters based on their parent's names/powers or a name they brought up in the show. Hense Chronos and Lilith. Lilith's name was in 1 episode of the show and Chronos is based around the fact that his ftaher is the master of time. I dont know if thats what YOU were doing when you named him but I have seen people go "I named him this because of his dad's powers" about tons of OCs. It's just something that bugs me because it makes it seem like the OC is going to be just like his parent he's named for.

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TransparentlyHere In reply to transformer-wannabe [2011-10-08 16:44:57 +0000 UTC]

I know. ^^ I did ask for things I could improve on though.

I did give her the name based on that episode, it's true, but I definitely see why that'd be a bad idea. I picked Chronos generally because I'm a mythology nerd, but I'd be lying if I said what they name represents didn't influence me at all. My sister's actually the same way with naming real children. She hates when parents name their kids after them or their own parents; it makes her think that they're trying to make the kid become a cookie cutter image of themselves which isn't necessarily the case. I don't know. Names can be a touchy subject.

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transformer-wannabe In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 16:52:14 +0000 UTC]

naming kids is always touch. you want to be sure to give them an identity while still coming up with a name that means something. if you named chronos from mythology then that's cool. you didnt name him with the soul purpose of taking after CW.

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TransparentlyHere In reply to transformer-wannabe [2011-10-08 17:24:08 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. It's more difficult then it seems.

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transformer-wannabe In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 17:26:31 +0000 UTC]

right

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HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 12:41:20 +0000 UTC]



CHRONOS. IS. AMAZING.

Oh my god. Just...GAH. The blue WORKS adfeugbeipufthaweiahbfperbehrh he looks so amazing.

...I really want to draw something, entitle it "The Spawn" and have it consist of Dan, Clockwork, Chronos, Victoria, and Sophia. XD

The others are seriously adorable, don't get me wrong although I can't say that I'm particularly fond of Michael's dress style |D *doesn't like orange* but CHRONOS. Damn, he's sexy. XDDD Although I do love Wesley's dressing style too. That shirt, man. XD

Lilith's dressing style and the fact that she's popular and 'preppy' probably means that she gets in a lot of arguments with her mom. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 16:28:46 +0000 UTC]

I like Chronos too~
Good thing they're not real. Besides the fact that I'd be arrested for stalking, the whole time while drawing the, I was like: if you all were in a life-threatening situation, and I could only save one of you, I'd pick Chronos.

You... totally... should. I think T might even be working on an official picture for Sophia in the near future.

I think you told me that. *derp* Oh well. Michael's fond of bright olors, orange being one of them. I actually modeled that jacket partly on my old ski coat. Heh, I love Wesley's shirt too. XD

And yeah, Lily has some troubles with her mom. She inheritated a lot of traits from Pamela unfortunately. Luckily, they compromise. She wears light blues, greens, and violets which aren't nearly as bad as some other colors and she's the only one of their kids who's a vegetarian. Sam can't complain too much.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 16:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Chronos is amazing. I totally don't blame you although he's a ghost and his fathers are the most badass guys ever because I would probably do that too.

I'm trying...it's not turning out very well though. Although it's not terrible..Dan and Clocky actually are turning out very nicely. ^^ Dan and Clockwork are in the chair (Dan is on Clockwork's lap ^^ their kids are used to their PDA by now...) Chronos is perched on top of the chair reading, and Victoria is on the floor brushing Sophia's hair. ^^ Oh, and Dan is pregnant again just for good measure. XD

More guys should dress in that style. ^^ That would be amazing.

Ahhh, I see. The whole vegetarian thing is, like, a godsend. XD And hopefully Sam has matured enough to see that her daughter is happy and she's not going to be like her own mother and try to force her daughter to be something she's not. ^^

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 17:10:34 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. Chronos is 1) already dead, 2) can handle himself and 3) has two badass parents who would be kicking ass and taking names if he was in ever in real danger. In all reality,I should be trying to help Lily or maybe Wes, considering they'd be the ones with a harder time saving themselves.

I was like: oh my god that sounds amazing... and then I laughed so hard at finding out Dan is pregnant again. Three isn't enough? XDD

I know right? It would be epically amazing. ^^

Oh yes. That pretty much sums it up. ^^

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 17:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. Chronos is the one you'd worry least about saving. Save the one(s) that's actually in danger. XD

Well...Chronos got kind of butchered. DX And the girls look kind of awkward, anatomy-wise.

XD Well, it wasn't his idea. (I was also kind of thinking of throwing Aaron in the background for an honorable mention. XD) He probably woke up one morning after Clockwork had already gotten up, lay in bed kind of vaguely realizing that he felt another core inside him but not particularly weirded out by it (after carrying three kids, he's used to it) but then he realizes...oh wait. XD

So then, much to the surprise of the other kids who are already up, Dan storms in, DECKS Clockwork, and storms back out. XD They kind of stare, then go to help up Clockwork and asking if he's okay and what happened...but Clockwork is grinning (even though there's a large bruise forming on his face and already starting to swell his eye closed), states cheerfully that he deserved it, and goes about his business while they try to work out what he means.

A while later, Dan's abs start stretching out and he ditches the jumpsuit, and it all makes sense to them. XD

I would be a happy girl if that happened. ^^

Precisely.

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 18:37:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure you didn't butcher him as much as I did Sophia and Tori. XD

You know, I really wish these three were from the same universe. I think they'd make an adorable family.

Oh my. YES. That would sooooo happen. And I'd be very happy indeed.
Upon figuring it out, they'd be like, "Ohhh." and Chronos would start collecting bets on gender. He, of course, would be gunning for a boy. And then Titus comes along. Lol, jk. You'd obviously get to come up with the next kid, considering you're the one who made Dan pregnant again. XD

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 18:50:18 +0000 UTC]

XD Okay then. ^^ (I was just wondering--is Chronos gay? Not that he particularly looks it or whatever [in other words, don't take it the wrong way], but considering that he grew up with two very affectionate male parents that scenario has probably become normal for him.)


They would indeed. ^^ Three great OCs from three great people. If it's okay with TF-W, I might have to play with it and do a little series of pics, maybe some ficlets...XD my little no-more-slash vow is dying XD

Heh, forgot about Titus. But considering that I have no ideas, we should probably go with this. ^^

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 19:12:14 +0000 UTC]

(You, know under different circumstances and if I wasn't as awesome as I am *is brick'd*, that might've been taken the wrong way, but since I consider it a completely valid question, it has definitely not been taken the wrong way. XD I don't actually know. I like to think he was raised on a sort of 'love is love, no matter where you find it' policy, so he's probably not gender biased. So, maybe bisexual?)

Oh, that would be amazingly wonderful. ^^ Just don't do anything you don't want to.

I just can't picture Dan/Clockwork as a one child household. Dan is a loving father, and Clockwork is all too willing to screw Dan over and make more... as you proved. XD

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 19:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Gotcha. So bisexual or kind of ambiguously sexual? That makes sense--for all their kids.^^ No definite sexuality...kind of a "I'll know when I know" type thing. I always thought that Dan wouldn't identify as gay, either--just monogamous. He's got Clockwork and that's all he needs.

Slash will probably be very sporadic with me. XD

You're right. Heh, and Clockwork would know when it was possible, and he would also know when Dan started getting that "I-want-another-kid" feeling (that he would always deny XD) Eventually their spawn will repopulate the ghost zone. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 20:59:31 +0000 UTC]

I think the appropriate title would be pansexual, 'gender-blind'. It's definitely "I'll know when I know."

'Whose kid is that?' Dan's. 'And that one?' Dan's. 'What about that one?' Still Dan's. 'And-' hey, if you see a kid, chances are, it's Dan's. XD

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 21:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Pansexual. I'll definitely have to remember that. ^^ Pansexual and monogamous seems to be the way to go.

XD Precisely. I wonder what would happen if someone visited Clockwork's tower just before he bonded with Dan, then, ten or twenty years later, visited it again. It's like...the door gets answered by a teenager, who is met with confusion. Said teenager (let's just say Victoria) gives the visitor a weird look and says "I live here". The visitor does his best to get over the shock, but does a very poor job of it. XD Then they ask to see Clockwork. She shrugs and nonchalantly agrees, leading him into the tower, which in the years since he's last been here has changed quite a lot. They meet up with another teenager, a younger kid, and another spawn or two before she stops in at one room where a noticably pregnant Dan is playing video games against two of his sons and one daughter. She says "Hey Dad, where's Ada?" and he says "I think he's working but I'm not sure." Dan gets up, eyes the newcomer with suspicion, and comes along with them. They finally run into Clockwork, who Dan greets with the affectionate title "love" and a kiss.

By this point the visitor is very close to passing out from shock. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 21:31:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god. It's like Jon and Kate plus 8 all over again. Except cooler.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 22:19:09 +0000 UTC]

Also, there's nothing saying that Chronos and Tori can't be in the same universe. 83 Unless you already have a concrete future for them, we might as well make this a collab type thing, amirite? 83

Also, I think that the rule in their household would be that hitting someone is fine, just as long as it won't leave a mark and it's fully deserved. XD God knows it happens with Dan and Clockwork, and Dan probably swats his kids (not hard enough to leave a mark, obviously) whenever they call him Mom or some other such offense. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 22:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Very true. We could do something like that. 83

Oh definitely. Speaking of disciplining children, this reminded me of Dan for some reason. [link]

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 22:53:49 +0000 UTC]

That would be amazing. ^^ Chronos, then Victoria, then Titus, then... XD

XD That's perfect. Totally Dan-like. Most of the time it would just be a swat or a cuff, but sometimes, yeah, he'd spank his kids if they were being particularly bratty. XD

Also, he would totally call his kids "spawn". Or "brat". XD Affectionately, of course, LOL. Clocky would do it less, but would certainly not be opposed. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-08 23:30:42 +0000 UTC]

"Do you want me to take you outside?" 'No sir, because outside, there are no witnesses.'
"We don't hit." WHACK.
And for some reason, I can imagine Dan doing the, "Hey hey HEY!" And the everything around him just goes... silent. Everyone stops.

I can definitely imagine him calling his kids brats.
...Do you think Clockwork would ever cuff one of the kids? If they were really misbehaving and Dan wasn't around to do it? Or would he take the mental approach?

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-08 23:39:11 +0000 UTC]

XD Oh yeah. When Dan's ticked--REALLY ticked--then everything does stop. Because, y'know, he is more than capable of reducing a thriving city into rubble in, oh, one and a half, two hours. And enjoying it. XD He doesn't because he has other duties now, but while getting him mildly annoyed and bantering would be funny, seeing him really mad would just be plain terrifying. And when he takes a warning tone...well, you LISTEN. XD

XD Oh yeah. And when he has to refer to them collectively..."SPAWN!! Listen up!"
Heh, he's probably been known to do it. And he even has that nice staff to do it with. XD The kids have learned that when misbehaving, Clockwork's staff is something to be feared. XD Actually, Clockwork is more likely to, say, distract them so they run into a wall or trip or something, then constantly replay it to everyone else's amusement until they get the point. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 01:15:43 +0000 UTC]

It's like having a dad who was in the military. When he speaks, you listen... and you better address him as 'sir' if he's angry. XD

He has enough kids to have an army. "SPAWN!! Listen up!" And then proceeds to go into details of their battle plan. Because they have to play that game kids like to play... Where you have forts and flags and walkie talkies... in the tower of course. OR I could totally imagine them playing it over the span of the whole ghost zone. Two teams of course.

He would definitely do that. XD I imagine if he was ever to hit one of his kids, it'd be very rare and well deserved. I actually imagined one scenario with Chronos and the first time Clockwork whacks him. He'd be older of course (pre-teenish), and the surprise from it would shock him, and he'd bolt. When he's not home in time for... let's say, dinner, Dan would go out to find him and drag him home. Quickly he'd catch on to the fact that something was amiss because Chronos would be playing keep away from Clockwork. There'd be a small confrontation, so Dan knew what the heck was going on and upon finding out, he would laugh... and laugh. Chronos would blush and get mock-angry, and everything would be okay again. X'DD

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 01:45:19 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Be as respectful as possible, address him as "sir", and hide as soon as possible. |3 He's not the omniscient one...when Clockwork is pissed, THERE. IS. NO. HOPE. XD unless you're Dan, in which case there is rough sex XD Thankfully Clockwork doesn't get really mad that often.

Oh god. That would totally happen. XD And, like, all of their kids would be athletic and strong, and most would be mildly sadistic. If Dan actually wanted to make his kids into an army, he could totally do that. XD

Oh my god, YES. The whole ghost zone belongs to them. XD Exchange:

"Did you just see a bunch of kids run by?"

"Did they all have blue or greenish-blue skin?"

"Yes..."

"White or black hair, possibly flaming?"

"Yes..."

"Red eyes?"

"Yesss...?"

"Don't mind them. They're just some of the Spawn."

"The Spawn?!"

"Well, that's what everyone calls them. They're the kids of two very powerful ghosts...not the kind of people you want to hassle."

They need a family name...something combining the Phantom surname and time...

Oh yeah. Chronos would freak out if it was the first time. XD But somehow I think that a misbehaving toddler would get it first. XD Imagine it...Chronos being loud, distracting Clockwork, pulling on his tail, whining, talking back, not paying any attention to Clockwork's scolding...and yeah. WHACK. XD

And then that other scenario would play out. XD Only Dan would be all pumped full of pregnancy hormones and would find it far more hilarious than he normally would. XD (considering that Chronos and Tori are only a year apart...)

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 02:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Dan would be on the team with the most little kids and a few of the older ones (he needs lieutenants obviously). Then the other team would be the older kids and the remaining younger ones- headed by the eldest. (This is, you know, assuming Dan and CW had a bajillion children.)

Ooooooh, family name. I'd help, but I'm not very good with names.

You know, I can completely imagine that. Completely.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 03:10:44 +0000 UTC]

XD Probably. This makes sense. Hmmm...I can see them having one of those huge families that you normally only see in developing countries...ten, eleven kids..XD Most with an interval of several years. But Dan and Clockwork quite simply can't keep their hands off each other. XD

LOL, I can see Dan giving birth to the newest addition, then sleeping off the birth for a few hours while Clockwork takes care of matters...then later on, once Dan's not quite so sore...doing it. XD And then in three weeks he'll be wondering why he doesn't have his abs back..and then, oh look. Core. This time he won't just deck Clockwork (like he does nearly every time, LOL, the only time that he really hits anyone in his family hard enough to raise a bruise), he will deck him and scream at him and eventually just collapse in a teary mess. XD Poor guy just can't get a break.

Mm. *sigh* I should probably put up a journal post on my other account...damn, that no-slash thing really lasted a long time, didn't it? XD *fails* Maybe I'll just make you do it... XD

Heh, oh yeah. Troublemaking kids with two masculine parents, the more masculine of whom is pregnant a lot. XD Hoo boy, messed up family to the max.

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 03:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh poor Dan! Luckily, they could technically do this forever. It's not like either of them are aging. 8D

"Sorry guys. I broke Hiri." XD

"Daddy! He hit me!"
"Did it leave a bruise or break a bone?"
"No, but it hurt!"
"Then I really don't see the problem, kid."

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 03:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Dan's really hating the hormones right now. XD And I thought of that too. Even when their kids get older, move out, etc, they're still more than capable of producing more. XD I think that the order of kids will be Chronos, then after a month or so they'll conceive Tori, then in a few years Titus, then RIGHT AFTER Titus (literally) another kid, then there will tend to be longer gaps between kids. ^^

And after number five, Dan will start being completely nonchalant about pregnancy. XD With Tori, it wasn't so much a big deal..with Titus, even less so...and then after that...oh god, the immediately-conceived kids should totally be twins. XD Poor Dan...just barely gives birth to Titus, then feels a core inside him...then a few days later, he realizes that there are now TWO cores, identical ones. Life will never be the same. XD

XD What is this madness?

Heh, that would totally happen. Dan=no sympathy WHATSOEVER. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 03:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh my. TWINS. XDD Poor Dan. What is Clockwork doing to him? You know, I think two cores calls for two strikes against CW. Probably a knee to the groin and then decking him?

"You're mean."
"No. I'm a parent, you brat."

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 03:48:50 +0000 UTC]

...you really want me to answer that? CX

XD Something like that. (Which would kind of backfire because Clockwork has a tail and is thus less sensitive...XD) But yeah, he probably would.

XD Oh god yes. That would SO happen.

Or better yet:

"You're mean!"
"No. I'm a parent, you brat....but yeah, I actually am pretty mean too."

XDDD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 03:56:15 +0000 UTC]

NO! Please. I got it. I understand. XDD

Which would probably make Dan even angrier that a knee to the groin is ineffective. TMI alert. After all, it was Clockwork's groin that caused all of this.

Oh, Dan. <3 And YES. I actually heard him saying that in my head. It must be good then~

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 04:00:21 +0000 UTC]

XD

Heh, if it refers to Dan and Clockwork...TMI very likely doesn't exist. XD

Dan is wonderful. <3 So mean. Poor, poor Chronos. Good thing he really is a good dad...just kinda tough-love at times. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 04:12:56 +0000 UTC]

XDD And we wonder why Chronos likes to read so much. He does it to escape his hectic life.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 04:20:54 +0000 UTC]

...i wrote out a whole long message for you but then my tab accidentally closed. T^T Sad times.

But yeah, I think that after Dan and Clockwork were mated, they patched things up with the Fentons and everything's peachy. ^^ (Danny was highly amused when Dan first got pregnant, but after, to the hilarity of most present, Dan calmly punched out Danny's lights...XD)

The Spawn (which I think will the kids' unofficial name around the 'Zone) often take refuge in the Real World to escape their parents. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 05:15:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL, don't make fun of the pregnant man, Danny.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 12:25:23 +0000 UTC]

XD Nope. Never a good idea. Especially when said pregnant man can and will still kick your ass in a fight. (Well, after that possible miscarriage scenario, Clockwork probably wouldn't let him after a certain point, but still. XD)

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 13:39:40 +0000 UTC]

True, but Dan is still badass- pregnant or not. XD
(I blame you. I had a dream last night about the spawn playing that 'war' game. |D)

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 17:28:42 +0000 UTC]

XD Hell yes. XD

Oh god, that's hilarious. XDD What was it like?

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 17:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Well,Chronos and Victoria were heading the opposing team. (They had "Clockwork's" side. Their flag was purple, and it had CW's symbol.) I'm pretty sure Dan chose his base as Pariah's Keep, and Chro had a fit because Tori wanted to make theirs the Far Frozen, and he doesn't do well in cold temperatures. After a small spat, which he lost, he flew into the Clock Tower to get a coat, and Clockwork was just sort of there holding the jacket with a rather... pitiful smirk.

Meanwhile, Dan his briefing his army, and, oh man, the conversation went sort of like this:
Dan: Spawn! Listen up!
One of the younger kids raises his hand.
Dan: Yes?
"I have to go potty!"
Dan: This is war. There are no bathroom breaks in war.
"But I really have to go!"
Dan: *sigh* Fine, how many of you brats have to go?
They all raise their hands.
Dan: *facepalm*

And I'm pretty sure there was black face paint involved.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 18:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...that's..that's...perfect. XD

You dream so coherently! I'm jealous...XD

The two eldest...they work so well together. XD And Clockwork...by pitiful smirk, what do you mean? XD

The thing with the kids is hilarious. XD Even though the logic mentioned that ghosts didn't actually need to do that. It's still hilarious and adorable.

Also, black face paint. XD (If there's black face paint involved then Tori is so making a huge curly mustache with hers. XD)

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 18:32:09 +0000 UTC]

My dreams kick ass normally. Other times... they're just pathetic. Like my crocodile hunter one, but I'd die before I told you that. You'd really never let me live it down.

XD It was hilarious because they were whispering and being all secretive and then suddently they were yelling and arguing, and Dan was like ten-twenty feet away trying not to laugh but unsucceeding.
Ah, by 'pitiful smirk' I didn't mean that the smirk itself was pitiful, but he was smirking in a way that was showing pity if that makes any sense. XD

Pfft. My dreams don't know what logic is. XDD

Oh my. Tori is just amazing. <3 (Chro drew fancy eye markings on with his, and I'm fairly sure Dan's side was just the classic military stripes.)

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 18:43:01 +0000 UTC]

I want your dreams. I wish that I could be entertained for free like that every night.. whoa that sounded creepy

XDDD Oh god yes. I bet Dan was quite amused by this. XD And he will doubtless tell them of this fact later on. XD

Ah. Gotcha. Like "You poor kid. Already at the mercy of your younger sister. Here, take this coat, you're gonna need it. XD"

Heh, mine don't either.

I know that I'd do that. XD And eye markings are superfluous..like, half the kids inherited one from Clockwork. XD

Of course Dan had the classic stripes. XD (Now I have the adorable mental image of him kneeling down putting stripes on a five-year-old. X3)

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 18:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Dreams are funnnn~ Especially when your friends end up in them, so the next day you can be like, "Guess what you did in my dream last night?" At the risk of sounding like a creeper.

Exactly.

Oh. My. God. That's adorable. X3 (Clockwork just comes up behind him. "I hope you know you're the one washing all that off."
Dan:

Way to ruin the cuteness, Clocky.)

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 22:14:43 +0000 UTC]

No fair. (Although I did come up with EmberxDanxClockwork, but that was...not exactly a dream. More like a miasma of half-awake stuffs. XD


...I want to draw a little five-year-old girl with freckles and little white pigtails. <3 With war paint. XD Looking all fierce (and adorable) with her daddies in the background. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 22:25:21 +0000 UTC]

I've had some pretty messed up dreams. Like one that was set during the Holocaust and all my friends and I were Jewish, but for some reason I was a solider. It was all very strange.

That sounds freaking adorable. <33

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 22:29:51 +0000 UTC]

...Hmm. probably not as weird as the one I had about Jesus morphing into a spider...XD

Indeed. ^^

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 22:37:46 +0000 UTC]

Okay you win, but try to beat this one. It's not mine, but it's pretty dang strange. My friend had a dream that two giant bumblebees were trying to kill her, but by the end of the dream, she and the bees were drrinking tea, and they all had british accents.

Ack! I can't stop pictuing these spawn now! So adorable.

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HirilElfwraith In reply to TransparentlyHere [2011-10-09 22:47:37 +0000 UTC]

XD That's pretty freaking hilarious. The british accents just make it. XD

One time I was messing with my sister when she was sleeping...pretty hilarious. I got her to suck her pillow and say "mama" by humming a lullaby, and she hit me in the face once because she thought I was a mosquito or a fly or something...XD

Aren't they? ^^

Oh god. My mind just produced a scenario in which the (canon and annoying)Observants first discover that Clockwork has officially bonded to Dan...then at one point have an epic fail of judgement and walk in on the two having sex. XD (Which was completely deliberate on Clockwork's part, and Dan just found it hilarious.)

And then they stay away for several months...and when they come back, Dan doesn't make any appearances. At all.

And then they come back a month or two after that and see that Dan is, in fact, heavily pregnant. XD

And then they show up and discover baby Chronos. XD

And then Dan gets pregnant again.

And then they show up while Dan is giving birth to Victoria. XD (They promptly leave when they hear him screaming profanities.) XD

And at one point toddler!Chronos totally insults them. XD

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TransparentlyHere In reply to HirilElfwraith [2011-10-09 23:18:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL. That's brilliant. XD

Toddler!Chronos was an ass. You can't count on all your fingers the times he's insulted the Observants. I have this adorable image that the only Observant he gets along with is Bryce. Bryce is, like, the best babysitter ever. XDD

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