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I once had a player make me laugh so much I had tears rolling down my cheeks, does that count?
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(Rolls dice) Twenty.... Rouge is now cursed with the curse of reprisal. All gold must be surrendered to team, all weapons and armor above level one are unusable, Inventory is now locked at three slots, and a fee of 100 gold must be paid to the DM for use of skills above level one. Curse will last until an apology is made to the DM.
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I've never had a player make me cry, but I had one that was so incredibly difficult to deal with that I permanently banned him from any of my games and our voice channels online. Literally blocked him from ever being able to speak to me again.
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Never seen the DM cry, but did watch one player make a former DM I played with so angry he just stopped talking and glared at the person for five minutes without speaking. He rolled dice in the same dread silence, while the rest of us moved our chairs away from the offender in a gesture of not associated with this jackass. DM then ominously says there was a cave in, you party was split up. The rest of you or are on one side. You jackass(since I will not use RL names) are on the other all alone. What are you doing? That character didn't die, but they had one hell of cursed luck streak for next few games. The DM forgave them, and next session after that they actually did randomly die to due someones fireball spell.Β
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what doesn't kill youΒ Β -makes you that much weaker on the next roundΒ Β Β
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Playing a hexblade. When the DM lifts the sentient magic weapon limitation from pact of the blade and doesn't realize his mistake until you chunk half an adult blue dragon's health in one eldritch smite. And crit thrice during the fight. Hazirawn is dope!
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Never, ever, make the Games Operations Director (G.O.D.) feel out of sorts!Β Then the dice will be against you!
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Not just the dice, but suddenly the terrain becomes horrible, the weather is freezing (with sleet), there's not an inn for leagues in every directory, AND you encounter a pack of hungry rust monsters.Β 
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Had a Viking fighter got attacked by a rust monster.Β And his chainmail hauberk became a midriff shirt.
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Nah, too easy.
Something like this requires: Random encounter w/ Cattle Prod worshiping Torture Fetish Cannibalistic Gnomes...
All named Bubba and just released after a 10-year prison term.Β Β Β Β
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No Mr Pibb for you.....young man!
The DM recovers.
βOh my!!!β Staring at player over top the board.
βSuddenly an inescapable vortex suddenly appears under your feet.
Your dice rolls are ineffective!!β
βGood bye.β
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It was the Dark Priestess who started it all, Shali had always been a wild card,Β a wild card that made her personal desires well known.Β It was the battle between the Grand Scientist and the Dark Priestess that would determine Freeland's fate.Β Realizing this, the Dark Priestess used her trump card, her own body.Β "If you will shut down the Scientists equipment for just a few moments you may have me" she promised the Pseudo-Hero.Β It was all Shali needed, "Send me" she answered.
And thus a crackling POP of power was the Scientists only warning, a warning that came much too late.Β Turning around he was just in time to watch as she who was known as The Bitch ripped his control panel off a wall, crumpling the titanium metals into a small ball that she then threw into his reactor.Β Then she was gone, all the scientist could do was curse as a cloud of radioactive material washed over his labs and himself.Β It was the end of the battle between science and magic.
Shocked at what had just happened the Dark Priestess looked upon Shali in a much different light, she had just destroyed in seconds what had resisted years of the Priestess's power.Β 'This is going to be a long night' she admitted to herself 'And I don't even like girls.' Β
And the GM carefully packed away seven pages of notes before calling it a night.
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The players performed a dramatic scene where everyone is left sobbing because, "OH GAWD, THE FEELS!"
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That doesn't sound like D&D.
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That's the dorkiest thing to call a geek get-together.
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We did call ourselves the Dork Brigade at some point. Although I personally gained my title as the Pun Queen on their insistance.
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>Pun Queen
No wonder I dislike you immensely.
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Managed to defeat the big bad of a 100 session campaign in the first half hour of session 1 by pure happenstance.
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Please explain
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.... You're a god.
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Nah, thatβs the bunny. π
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