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Published: 2019-06-07 14:08:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 2483; Favourites: 130; Downloads: 0
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It takes a certain sort of fortitude to work customer service.Β
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Given who she's pitching to, shouldn't she be a little uglier, and with horns?
(Going into hiding now - I'm sure there's something non-PC about my comment.)
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There's a certain coyote who is an extremely valued customer at this shop.
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but he gets the cast-offs that no one wants.
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He gets the Beta-Tester discount.Β
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Hope it's worth it for what he goes through every time!
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For a low low price you can get an anvil guaranteed to work*
*It will only work if it will hit the purchaser on the head
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ACME?Β If you're really ACME, then where's your anvils and catapults?
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Oh, you want the Mechanical Traps department. We only deal with Magical and Explosive here. Let me put you through. *click*
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I just returned from Quest Buy.
Those sales sloths have really poor customer service skills.
Princess Star Butterfly recommended this place.
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Yeah, but Quest Buy has everything, and all for a decent price.
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Gotta love a girl with her hat on fire. I like her style!
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I thot Kobolds had this corner of the market wrapped up. Is there going to be a Great War between Gnomes and Kobolds? Fought through proxy races, of course
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Thing is, Kobolds don't like making traps for non-Kobolds and tend to ramp up their prices (with the exception of dragons, who they'll gladly work for free for.)
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A certain coyote has a bone to pick with these guys...
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Did you know that ACME is owned by the Roadrunner?Β They showed it once (1) in a cartoon, zoomed in on the ACME logo and under it was "A fully owned subsidiary of Roadrunner Corp."
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That's right, I do remember that!
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ACME being responsible for making magic traps makes too much sense
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ACME Gnome: "Oh, you'll want to talk to our Labyrinths department about our Minotaur sale. Please hold while I switch you over."
*Hold music is: Dance Magic Dance.*
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(OoC: ...... You see, it's exactly this kind of bullfish that made me a Demon Lord and had me wanna murder everyone..)
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