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Am so sure this is referring to some video ga!e meme (finally know what the blank that means!), but don't know what.
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Pretty sure itβs twilight
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Make me curious about what weapon can be looted/forged/crafted from this type of Vampire
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i have made a melee druid with a basis around doge and wild shape and handed it a vorpal sword. we are fighting knights...
montypython reference.
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Judging by the amount of sparkles still coming off her, it must have quiet the massacre.
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I see the Vorpal Bunny is sparkly, too!Β Β
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I miss Dragon.Β But then pathfinder has been so much better than DnD since then....
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Death to all stupid, sparkly vampiresΒ Β Β
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We should make a vampire hunting party
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AHH, Ha, ha, ha! Oh, holy crap this is too funny! 
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I never thought about the glitter coming off XD
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Maybe she did something sexier with the vampire... You know this last times they are pretty hot, arenβt they?Β Β
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The copy of "Dragon" is a very fine citation.
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Gave me a flash of nastalga as well
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Am I the only one who noticed that the rabbit went vampire hunting?Β Is that rabbit not as innocent as we originally thought?
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The rabbit has already slain some dragons, couldn't be less innocent
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uh...no one thought the rabbit was innocent
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That rabbit has been established as a vicious monster for a while now.
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If I had my way, twilight wouldn't exist because it messed up vampires permanently for an entire generation! Vampires are supposed to be scary and dangerous! They aren't supposed to be just sexy and have sparkles! You should generally fear vampires for their deadly ways and for their ability to seduce you with one look and then make you a slave for feeding!
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Β I used to say the same Beez_ about Twilight, specifically. Until I remember that almost all_ if not all_ stories for children came from a terribly sad, scary, or sad and scary, older version.
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Β No story was "made for childen"Β not so long ago because children (as we know it) does not even existed during Midle Ages, or before that. They exist now as you know; and, day by day, each single adult behaviour is being forced toΒ police itself to avoid menace the children's supposed and sacred "innocence". Have we gone too far? Maybe we have, maybe we have not. Any way my point is: what fictional things are "supposed to" be (and to mean) do change as time passes.Β
Β We may not like some changes, granted. However, soon enough we are going to die. After that, most peole who will came probably never will even know what "Vampires" were, or were not, supposed to be/mean for us. Same way most of us don't know what (for instance) faires were supposed to mean before the Roman Empire fall into monotheism.Β
Β Our faires work well enough for us, as the Vampires of 2317 will work well enough for the people alive in 2317.Β
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A good thing you don't have the dictatorial power to censor things out of existence then.
More than scary and dangerous, vampires are cursed, and carry a curable disease.
The scum that hunt them never even try to heal them, and even if they do, they don't try enough.
"If I can't instantly cure something I know nothing about, it's impossible".
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Clearly, you know de wae
jk, but I agree
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Brilliant, I think it's awesome that he's reading Dragon Magazine... I miss Dragon Magazine! 
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That killer bunny looks oddly happy to be sparkly...
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My comment got buried somewhere, it was supposed to be at the top....oops.
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Back In My Day! We (old) Vampires Didnβt Sparkle, we Blend In With The Night To Ambush Our Food and Enemies with dangerous speed and power!
And Back In My Day! We VampiresΒ Couldnβt go into the daylight due to the fact it will kill us!
And back in my day! we also fly with our supernatural vampiric power by turning into a swarm of bats or using our wings that can turn into capes!!
And Back In My day! Us male Vampires Used To Have Concubines and not just a single woman!!
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Ah the days of olde......Β When beautiful virginal girls used to leave their windows open at night with a welcome mat draped over the sill.
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Yep but I moderate my self so they can last longer and now I still do that but made there that their blood is clean but though the hospital.
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I was a high blood vampire for a while, and the sun was just a minor inconvenience.
Only lesser vampires actually die in the sun.
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Iβm just old as fuck so the sun just gives me a look of a cooked lobster and 1st degree burns
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So you turn orange...?
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Reddish orange actually.
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This sun angle may explain part of the current leadership...
Standing in the sun makes some people go orange, and if they remain for too long, it fries their brain...
[at least the joke completed itself in my head, but came out as an explanation of a joke that used to be funny at some point]
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Also I discovered something...
Vampires drink human blood because it has the Vitamin D that blood can have within it due to the fact Vampires canβt get it from the sun
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So how did "bleh ble-bleh" get started?
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MEME, Younglings, memes started that
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Beware the meme fields of Carthage.
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I was thereβs once when I was a young fledgling, it was the worse day in my life, seeing the horrors of the MEME.
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