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Published: 2019-11-15 14:48:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 2895; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 0
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Sounds like he needs to be working in a cheese shop instead.
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It can serve the Dragon an alternative, non-adventurer lunch, I guess? As a distraction. Or a bribe.
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Cheddar thought about that
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Considering the sheer amounts of increasingly ridiculous creatures created as miscellaneous monster manual filler material, there's probably already a Lactose Elemental and as we know, dragons will attempt to hybridize with anything , so there's probably already rules for a dragon made entirely out of magically animated cheese somewhere.
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They're all lurking in the bowels of the Roquefort.Β We've all known that for centuries.
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Β It is the blade of infinite cream cheese cutting and Dragon tickling, if you can survive the dragons breathe weapons, not get stomped on or eaten you may just kill it due to unrelenting laughter, maybe? 
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Did you like, steal a rusty kitchen knife from the inn and call it a sword?
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So, before you found that none of you could cut the cheese?
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And you need to sclice cheese and not zombies and goblins because... why?
May I reccomend stealing the knife of the nearest butcher?
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Cheese monsters! The worst kind! Their brains are so clogged with fat, they can't listen to reason!
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Oh, great, and when you meet the boss, maybe he'll have some Havarti he needs cut up into cubes...
XD
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