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spaghetti-dinner [2017-04-22 07:57:24 +0000 UTC]

When it first started out as an innocent ball game, became a fight to the death, pooh was filled with many anxieties, he couldn't just kill his best friend Christopher robin! "Just submit to your fate pooh, you can never defeat a god" Christopher said, pooh was shocked hearing those threatening words come out of his kind youthful soul. "You're not Christopher!" Pooh stated, "oh yes i am, you silly old bear" he replied, "CATCH THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING BEAR!!".
The ball came flying towards Pooh! Pooh readied his arm for a swing, then *BAM!*
Pooh hit the ball into the sky, flying over
100 meters, 200 meters ,300 meters ,400 meters! It was a record breaking swing, not even a major league baseball player could throw it that far!

But this act, enraged Christopher even more "you got very lucky now, HERE'S WHERE YOUR LIFE COMES TO AN END!"
Christopher's eyes went crimson when he readied the swing *BOOM!!* the force of the throw broke the sound barrier, pooh was in a state of fear, he readied the swing, and *KAPOW!* Ball headed towards the face of Christopher robin.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Christopher robin screamed as the ball was tearing into his flesh, his skull was bending inwards and there he laid, dead.

Pooh was in tears, he was devastated by his actions. All he wanted to do was play baseball, and now all of his friends are dead, he walked off the field, covered in blood.


THE. END!

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TronmanZ [2013-01-27 10:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Owl can rot in hell. His zigzag pitches are complete bullshit.

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WarpingD [2013-01-18 20:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Ive never imagined a hell as horrid As this game. and im only on pigglet...

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