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Trichechus — Why I don't play Medic
Published: 2009-11-28 20:23:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 9662; Favourites: 153; Downloads: 45
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...Actually, I still do because it's too much fun, but people hate me when I play Medic.So yeah. Medic is 1337 5k1LLz class 'cus you follow people around 'n stuff! That's a perfect class for me since I can't aim jack. :I Still, even with such a simple job, I find a way to mess it up...
My team was protecting our last Control Point and because of this incident, we lost... Roflz. OTL It didn't actually take place on 2fort (2fort doesn't even have Control Points). I chose this map because it's my favorite. Intel Capturing is FTW because it's for noobies! Yay!
I am credit to team!
EDIT 'Cause apparently "turbo" is an UNACCEPTABLE TERM FFFFFFFFFFF. I heard it when I first started playing TF2, it caught on to me. ;3; Nevertheless, changed.
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I always do that on my enemy Spy that are actually friends of mine. What a delicious sound of rage, especially when my team is filled with idiots.
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I also never play as medic i always plays as scout and spy
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I love Medics, but you know what I hate? Everyone ask for a Medic and none wants to be a Medic, so is only one Medic in the team and everybody calls you >.<.
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This one time I was up at six in the morning playing Medic. This same motherfuckin' spy kept sneaking up behind me and killing me. Always. Got so mad. You bet I ragequit !!! :'D
Anyway I'm either Scout or Medic :'D
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I mostly play Medic but I know whoes a Spy o my team XD
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Naww, you could have switched weapons and beat the crap outta that Spy...Lolz.
/loves TF2/
I be a n00b to it D8
Also that is the cutest Scout I've ever seen.
Do another...with Pyro in it somewhere.
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Dude. Other class of no aim = pyro. I'm strongest as pyro. I just charge into the mass of enemies and hope to light the majority of them on fire before being destroyed. xD
We should medic and pyro together sometime. 8D We could own all with our no aim skillz!
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Totally! Hahaha. I still suck as a Pyro, even though Pyro is supposedly one of the easier classes derp. What's your Steam ID?
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Lol actually... I have absolutely no idea how to add people on Steam.
My Steam ID is Trichechus but my username is "Cutler is my hero!" atm lol. Add me because I am a loser and can not even friend people.
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ADDED YOU! I'll so teach you how! :3
On steam, bottom right corner, is friends online. Click there, so friends list pops up. Bottom of friends list, you click "add friend" and enter the name!
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Haha alright! I couldn't add anyone before 'cause I was a limited Steam user, but my friend gifted me stuff so now I can lmao.
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Hahahaha~ this is great~ I can't believe you got your team to lose xD
I bet everyone hated you!
lol
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I haven't started playing online yet, but I can just tell stuff like this is gonna happen to me. THERE ARE NO SPIES IN OFFLINE PRACTICE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN XD?
I guess I'll just have to start smacking everyone over the head with my bonesaw before I heal them.
"MEDIC! MEDIC!!"
-THWACK-
"DOC? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP!?"
"Zorry, I zhought you might be a Zpy D//>."
"Do I look like a Spy to you, knucklehead >:U?"
"Zhey nevar look like Zpiez <:3c..."
I'd be kredit to team if I boneslapped an E-spamming Spy in the face though
On a topic completely unrelated to Medic:
I'm lovin' Soldier!Spy's face. I want to make that face every time I get owned as a Soldier. Which, considering how poorly I play him, is a lot. I like classes like Medic and Engineer, because hiding behind stuff is one of my most important skills. And I am damn good at hiding 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I NEVER allow myself to play as Medic, I just run off shooting needles at people and forget to heal my teammates.
I am the true fail Medic, the kind that forgets the healz.
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Rambo Medic! Atleast you can kill people with them needles right? I had a Sniper or something doing combat with me from a medium distance and I fired my needles like crazy. I somehow missed every single one despite it's firing rate and died.
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Ah, yes. The trick to success as rambo Medic is to find someone with low health an SPRAYYYY SPRAY THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH NEEDLESSS [I bet the needles are filled with AIDS and the gay gene.]
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AKA Jonas Brother genes.
I spray spray spray like you say but MISS MISS MISS. "orz WHY DO I FAIL AT THE AIMS?
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IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ENOUGH! [You're lucky, today while playing TF2 my xbox decided to mess with me, so everytime I pressed to shoot he would also duck. FFFF]
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I SHALL TRY TO BELIEVE THEN! BELIEVE! BELIEVE! YES WE CAN!
[You're lucky, today while on the computer I decided to try mess with TF2, but every time I pressed "start" nothing happened because I don't have the game. FFFF]
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WE NEED CHANGE! ==> Ah, much better.
[I was lucky today because my boyfriend carried his xbox all the way to my house so I could play TF2 I DON'T OWN THE GAME EITHER FFFail.]
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Yes we do!
BLAAAAAAAARGH I have nothing.
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Uber ... Turbo .... 8| Why should it matter whut it says, if you liked it turbo then keep it turbo, is your picture, others can MYOB.... B... >8C YEah..
Turbo makes me think of speeeed CB
Still lovin this tho ~
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Heh. Nah 'tis okay. I know it should be Uber, I just got used to saying Turbo from the first few servers I went on in TF2. I try to be as accurate as possible though, especially with the english language D< (Even if it's just slang lolz).
Ohty.
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Mmm I C .. I C
:iconuberplz: <~ 8C !?!??!
yw
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Close enough?
No one ubers Engineers.
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Oh how shiineyyyyyy
8C But.. Engis make sentries... And.. Sentries is awesome 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
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OCTOBERFEEESSTTT!! Beer fest is good movie too, yavoul.
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Doktor... Are there sandviches in heven?
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FFFFFFFFFTTTTTTFTFTFFFFF, maybe.
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What... You guys don't know the term? Everyone I know calls uber "turboing".
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My friends and I call it just 'uber'. Turbo sounds... Wrong to me.
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I was raised by bad people. u__u Nevertheless, I changed it.
That's what I saw people use when I first played TF2, so it just suck with me.
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Everybody makes mistakes sometimes, so don't worry about those people. ¬¬
Yeah, and it looks way better now. And I don't play Medic cus I always get backstabbed first, especially by my friend who likes to laugh at my fail all the time.
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Haha. I like to play Medic, but my patients always end up sucking or I end up dying because I'm an idiot and stand in front of all the bullets. /facepalm
I actually rarely get backstabbed as a Medic, probably because I corner myself. I do, however, get a TON of backstabs as a Scout... How is that possible? I don't know.
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