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Description Full text SHOULD read "I'm such a nice person, it's a SHAME I'm going to hell for eternity" but "for eternity" wouldn't fit.

WHY, you ask?

People keep TELLING me this! They tell me that I'm such a nice person, it's a shame I'm going to hell for eternity!

WHY am I going to hell? That varies, but it's usually for one of the following reasons:
- I'm Jewish
- I'm Wiccan (EDIT: Pagan. Long story...this is an older deviation of mine)
- I follow Kabalah
- I'm Bisexual
- I'm an artist (seriously. We're evil. Haven't you heard?)
- I swear
- I openly discuss sex
- I'm not married, and I'm not a virgin (this is closely related to the last one)
- I have questions about God (you would not BELIEVE what a discussion about my questions about God can lead to!!!)

So if you fall into any of these categories, chances are, you're in the same boat I am!

So, the next time someone says "You're such a nice person...it's a SHAME you're going to hell for eternity!" use my standard answer.

"But I have this big table reserved! If I give it up, where will my family sit?!"



EDIT: THIS is NOT a Christian-bashing session/thread, whatever you want to call it. The message on the stamp is actually something I have been told. Something that has been said to me many, many times. ACTUALLY SAID TO ME. So, I am reacting to it. If I don't laugh about it, I have to cry. So I laugh. Therefore, before posting here that you hate me, or accuse me of hating you (Damn, man, I don't even KNOW you!) or whatever else you're going to post, go through the comments and read the other people who've done that, and my replies. You might find that I've already addressed your issue.

A few of the comments that you may want to read before posting:

comments.deviantart.com/1/2899…
comments.deviantart.com/1/2899…
comments.deviantart.com/1/2899…
comments.deviantart.com/1/2899… (I didn't even get a chance to reply to this...someone else ran with it. They didn't respond at all like I would have, but this isn't a closed debate, and it was entertaining to read these replies )

By the way...PLEASE...if you're going to start something, at least have the decency to respond with more than a one liner of how I will "see the light"...join in the debate or don't bother posting. "Because The Bible Says So" only works with other Christians. I'm not Christian. If you want to convince me, I give you ample opportunity. Don't waste it.

And last, but not least, and certainly, I've taken my time putting up this link, don't forget to check out the stamp secretbear created with my answer on, it.

www.deviantart.com/view/300252…




---Edit #2---

I know, this is turning into the longest running artist's note on the planet.

So, WOW...over three years later, and this stamp still has everyone talking!

So you know, I've now reached #43 as far as this statement goes. Yes, I have, in all seriousness, been told this 43 times. In real life. Where, y'know, the person has to stand there looking at my face when they say it.

I admit, I've gotten creative with my answers. I now announce their number and ask them if they want a t-shirt commemorating the occasion on it.

Either way, the comments on this stamp are amazing, and I encourage you all to keep posting! I don't have time to answer each one, but I promise that I read every last one of them, and if something comes up that I feel the need to address, I will.

For those that are agreeing with me, I don't think you need me to answer you - I love you, you love me, let's team up and kill Barney!

Either way, keep commenting, and let's get ourselves to 1k comments, shall we?


BTW, I twitter now, if you wanna see the things I do that have condemned me to the firey pits forever.

www.twitter.com/trinitylast



OMG we reached 1k. o.O




---Edit #3---

Holy $#@!!. That is a lot of comments. Like, a LOT of comments. 

I'm going to just reiterate one more time: I had never any intention of bashing anyone or anything with this stamp. It was created because people keep saying it to me. I have now heard this EXACT LINE over 100 times. I married a transgender man, and that seems to bring out the worst in some people. 

That being said - NO, I do not believe I am going to hell. To be clear, I personally believe in reincarnation. This stamp was created, AGAIN, as a DIRECT QUOTE. Not as a statement of belief, or to make fun of anyone or their religion. People actually say this to me. Often. A lot. THIS IS SOMETHING PEOPLE SAY DIRECTLY TO MY FACE. Just to make that as clear as humanly possible. 

So go ahead and keep debating, I still read everything, but understand - I AM NOT ATTACKING YOU. I don't. Even. KNOW YOU. 'Kay? Good. 

And have a great day, btw. I don't think people say that enough. 

And a cookie. You deserve a cookie. 
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Xenomaster [2023-12-24 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

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Pahlavan [2022-08-26 19:39:23 +0000 UTC]

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zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-10 18:45:43 +0000 UTC]

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darknessthehedgehog3 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-14 20:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Who would want to spend eternity around self-righteous ass hat fundamentalist and evangelicals anyways the world is already hell with them around

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Heretic1379 In reply to darknessthehedgehog3 [2021-02-19 01:56:30 +0000 UTC]

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to darknessthehedgehog3 [2019-10-14 20:54:16 +0000 UTC]

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darknessthehedgehog3 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-14 23:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Or mostly because they can’t keep there preaching mouths shut and keep shoving hell in your face and play the victim and whine when it’s them bashing other religions in the first place

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texasmo05 [2019-07-15 04:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Look on the bright side,  you may be burning alive in hell but would you really want to spend eternity in heaven with all its rules? I would willingly go to hell.  Who knows,  I may see some family and friends down there 💁



Yeah I know I'm a fucked up person 🖕

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to texasmo05 [2019-10-10 18:54:05 +0000 UTC]

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texasmo05 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-11 07:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I know that devil have been telling me things. I honestly dont care anymore. And I dont want eternal life cause life sucks. Besides im 'living in sin' as the book says cause 'being gay is a sin' And I dont really want to see a fucking t-rex among the clouds.

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kiarafan2 [2019-01-15 21:36:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm agnostic (has a HUGE interest in Celtic paganism with a few dabbles in Norse ones) feels trapped in Christian dominated country, only expresses interest in paganism online

Tell Lucifer to save me a seat. XD

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Heretic1379 In reply to kiarafan2 [2021-02-19 01:46:55 +0000 UTC]

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texasmo05 In reply to kiarafan2 [2019-10-11 09:44:24 +0000 UTC]

I got chu boo! Got a special V.I.P seat in the 'blue fires of broken souls' 

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kiarafan2 In reply to texasmo05 [2019-10-11 17:37:19 +0000 UTC]

Aw sweet! Thanks pal! Your the real NVP

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to kiarafan2 [2019-10-10 18:49:40 +0000 UTC]

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kiarafan2 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-10 21:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Come now....wouldst thou like to live....deliciously? 😈

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to kiarafan2 [2019-10-13 16:35:45 +0000 UTC]

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kiarafan2 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-13 18:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Christian, your "God" is just as bad. Floods his own people, lets his son get tortured, and gives bad people everything and good people starvation and poverty. Whats your Gods excuse?

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to kiarafan2 [2019-10-13 21:31:41 +0000 UTC]

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kiarafan2 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-13 21:40:59 +0000 UTC]

Just keep on preachin your jibberish. You do you dude just dont involve me in your worship please

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Class37boy [2018-11-07 23:02:17 +0000 UTC]

I don't care if I go to  heaven or hell

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menslady125 [2018-06-30 03:13:18 +0000 UTC]

No, you've got it all wrong. The reason you're bound for Hell is because you're not saved. You haven't asked Jesus to save and redeem you.


However, you can do that...and I would strongly suggest that you do it now while there's still time. We're never guaranteed tomorrow.

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to menslady125 [2019-10-10 18:47:26 +0000 UTC]

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menslady125 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-10 22:49:25 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I'm your sister. But yes...praise be to Christ.

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to menslady125 [2019-10-13 16:34:22 +0000 UTC]

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menslady125 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-13 21:17:32 +0000 UTC]

You don't have to apologize. Not the first time this has happened, and it won't be the last.

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zambieslaya2016 In reply to menslady125 [2019-10-13 21:34:48 +0000 UTC]

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menslady125 In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2019-10-13 21:39:46 +0000 UTC]

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Zeuspatar In reply to zambieslaya2016 [2020-05-31 12:50:16 +0000 UTC]

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The-all-knowing-eye [2018-05-26 16:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Heaven, hell, reincarnation and the big slurp are all lies.

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Herowebcomics [2018-04-30 02:21:38 +0000 UTC]

You can choose to ask Jesus to save you and then you won't go to Hell!

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Bunbunpo [2018-04-15 02:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only straight person who doesn't believe in god?

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Heretic1379 In reply to Bunbunpo [2021-02-19 00:47:16 +0000 UTC]

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sadboyscIub In reply to Bunbunpo [2018-05-10 06:08:49 +0000 UTC]

yes

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EmmetEarwax [2018-03-07 15:10:25 +0000 UTC]

None of the reasons you give are valid to me. I do not believe in hell, nor in any supreme being. I do believe in an afterlife, but have no definite dogma on what it's like.

You live in a bad town, if peop bother you about your "salvation". Come to NYC.

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dizzzydaze [2018-02-21 23:49:53 +0000 UTC]

:')
:')

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tultsi93 [2018-02-04 09:27:00 +0000 UTC]

- I'm an Atheist.
- I'm an artist.
- I support LGBT despiting the fact I'm a cishet.
- I swear.
- I openly discuss about sex.
- I watch horror movies and read horror books.
- I listen rock and heavy metal.

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thegreatonionnerd [2018-01-02 21:58:14 +0000 UTC]

I'll see you there my friend. I'm a pansexual pagan artist that swears, doubts god, and yells hail Satan as a joke

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PinkieDiamondstone15 [2017-12-25 22:11:11 +0000 UTC]

"I personally believe in reincarnation."

I don't,but it's fine with me

Luck with your next life then

"Not as a statement of belief, or to make fun of anyone or their religion. People actually say this to me. Often. A lot. THIS IS SOMETHING PEOPLE SAY DIRECTLY TO MY FACE."

Hope they quit that shit,cuz they're going to that place as well



Honestly,you're going home

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FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-29 17:07:53 +0000 UTC]

I just really love this  

It points out how screwed up everything has become.  
I remember arguing with a boy in 4th grade that being a good person is what matters; he was saying that you're not a good Christian if you don't go to church; But... going to church doesn't automatically make you a good person XD 

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PinkieDiamondstone15 In reply to FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-12-25 22:13:18 +0000 UTC]

"But... going to church doesn't automatically make you a good person XD"

You're right,that's an option,not a obligation

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Carno-Crusader [2017-09-01 06:06:50 +0000 UTC]

You probably would not.

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