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Lailita [2012-01-01 05:53:42 +0000 UTC]

Your "winner will get a Megamind drawing" has probably already closed, I assume, but I'm still going to say this,
"Well, in sh-school, I use to hop up on the desk, remove my pants, and do the helicopter-dick -- which smacked a few other students in the face from time-to-time. Oh yeah, good times."
I'm sorry. I had to. ;A;

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ZimBird [2011-09-30 05:08:37 +0000 UTC]

OK, i'm gonna take a crack at this..

"well.. in sh- school we had this crazy japanese foreign exchange student. She was a total freak for tentacles...oh yeah good times."

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Bumblehigh07 [2011-03-20 04:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Well in sh-school,none of the other kids really liked me in high school,so I decided to raid the girls locker room and get some under garments. Since then everyone expected me to get into the girls locker room. Other then that I mostly just graffited in the girls BATHROOM walls

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garskes [2011-03-03 17:14:47 +0000 UTC]

yeah that would bernard would say

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princessecartman [2011-03-01 20:02:26 +0000 UTC]

I compiled the class hamster to go into the room of the teacher with a mini camera (made myself) to spy on her to masturbate on youporn


sorry I know this is completely stupid ... I tend to sometimes flipping out lol

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Wolfsjal [2011-03-01 19:54:05 +0000 UTC]

what's all this? A contest? Intrigue.
lol, some of the responses you've gotten are hilarious. XD
*doesn't dare write one*

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JuliaPie [2011-03-01 19:24:20 +0000 UTC]

"Well, in sh-school, back when I used to be a girl, I once stole a classmate's toy microphone and used it to masturbate for six hours straight. I returned it the next day, and she never even noticed it was gone in the first place!"

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nmfrter [2011-03-01 15:32:26 +0000 UTC]

well, in sh-school I was the left out, always the last one picked. So one day, i started a fire in the locker room and all the chimics burned and created smoke, smoke that killed everyone but me because i was outside, waiting for my vengeance.

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DeaUmbrium [2011-03-01 15:19:20 +0000 UTC]

I would constantly encourage[pester] the librarian to stock a translated text of the Kama Sutra and several of the works of Anaïs Nin and tissues so that the students would have more variety in their reading.

LOL

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CandyIsYummyNomNom [2011-03-01 05:14:04 +0000 UTC]

"In sh- school, I had lots of fun with some old ladies..."

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cheguevaraplz [2011-03-01 03:13:57 +0000 UTC]

Some wat material, I don't know.

"I disguised myself as Metro Man's highschool sweetheart and got him hella drunk. He got to second base before he figured it out. Oh yeah, good times."

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Moonstar00125 [2011-03-01 02:18:39 +0000 UTC]

OK, It's probably terrible, but I feel like giving this a go, so maybe...

"In sh-school I once brainwashed Metro Man to be my personal slave for four whole weeks before he broke the spell and both my legs. Oh yeah, Good times..."

XDXD, I know it's horrible, but it's the best I've got...

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Nillaith [2011-03-01 01:36:45 +0000 UTC]

"... used to have lots of fun in the locker room with the younger boys..."

>;D

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Slash-Luvr [2011-03-01 01:06:51 +0000 UTC]

"In Sh- school, I use to do a strip tease in women's clothing for all of my class mates on tuesdays and thursdays. I remember that Metro Boy use to tip me his lunch money... Oh yeah, Good times. "


I love the idea of this so much! It's so awesome. Heh, I had to put Metro Man in there SOMEWHERE. xD

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warden7 [2011-03-01 00:23:58 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA!! orz

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Thisfox [2011-03-01 00:22:01 +0000 UTC]

1. In sh-school I was the coolest person there by far.... etc. Do himself up as Metroman...

2. In sh-school I had the nickname Floppy and it wasn't because of my hair... (Sorry, I've just been watching Notting Hill. Don't mind me...)

3. In sh-school I would drop frogs and spiders down little girls shirts, then blame the other students.

4. In sh-school I would write lame slash fiction while the teacher thought I was doing schoolwork.

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BlizzardIceFox [2011-03-01 00:09:28 +0000 UTC]

lol

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