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Published: 2011-03-13 05:35:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 1408; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 49
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Spontaneous flockdraw with Derpy as a hard bitten gangster, but re-imagined as a hard bitten detective.Related content
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Derrpy smoking... That by itself is worth the favorite, but the epic comment, really takes the cake! =^^=
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Hah, glad you dig the old art!
This was from MLP Flockdraw, which was a lot of fun back in those exciting times of season 1...
We drew a lot of stuff back then... I still remember the pics that started as an accident and turned into masterpieces...
...Man, 2011 was one heck of year.
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Egad, that is epic, need to fave it on principle, and start browsing the rest of that gallery! =^^=
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I am not going to talk about how I think you may have a problem...but this is totally awesome. I'm just not sure how Derpy would focus on anything. XD
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Derpy's Journal, October 12, I Don't Know What Year
Muffin in alley this morning, tire tread on wrapper. This city is afraid of me. I've seen it's true face.
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of apple juice and when the gutters scab over, the parasprites will drown.
The accumulated filth of their applebucking and parties will foam up about their waists and all the fillies and colts will look up and shout "Save us!"
And I'll whisper "No."
Thought I'd commented on this before when I originally faved it. Apparently not
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thats a 7 on the hardcore scale right there
now if her eyes were bloodshot, id kick it up to 8
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Love this so, so much...
Ponyville. Happiest place in Equestria, or so they claim. But I know the real Ponyville that they don't tell you about in the papers. And now, as the rain tries to wash away the sins of this city, I get called away from my stud muffin to investigate an attempted murder by poisoning using some baked bads. Poor Pinkie Pie didn't know what hit her and was laid up in a hospital for the next week.
And me, I just light up another cigarette, the cold curtain of water from that damned Rainbow Dash chilling me to the bone as I try to piece this crime scene together. The local cops are trying to call this a simple accident, but I smell a crime of love and betrayal. But who am I, you ask? I'm Bright Eyes, but the criminals in this Celestia-forsaken town call me Derpy Hooves, Pony Investigator... And I'm on duty tonight.
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I had to read that aloud in a deadpan voice. Nice monologue, very well done!
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How do i fav a comment?
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That's some great noir. Makes me want Porkchop to finish that story he posted on /co/:
Big Macintosh nodded. “Eey-up. An’ it’s gonna keep getting’ hot fer ya, Caramel. Story goin’ round is that there’s a new batch of Pinkie Pie’s shit jus’ hit the street – called “baked bads” One part soda, one part wheat worms - all poison. This mornin’ Cherilee found a lil filly dead behind the school house with blood pourin’ outa her muzzle and a pipe in her hoof. We gotta shut down tha’ operation before more foals die.”
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I want to see that finished, too!
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I'll pester him to finish if he ever posts again.
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