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Published: 2022-04-30 09:00:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 6007; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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Description Kitty: Well, everyone. Since the Haystacks have lost the Duel, they're gonna have to be unmasked, and sent back to their universe. But, before we do that, let's see what the first impression guesses were for them, shall we? 

*The TUFF Troopers head down into the underground vault, and retrieve the first impression guesses for the Haystacks. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*

Kitty: Alright. Here are the first impression guesses for the Haystacks...

Terry's first impression guess: Rarity and Applejack from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"
Cadence's first impression guess: Rarity and Applejack from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"
Chick's first impression guess: Lyra and Bon Bon from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"
Stew's first impression guess: Octavia and Vinyl Scratch from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"
Fred's first impression guess: Rainbow Dash and Applejack from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Lyra and Bon Bon from "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls"

Kitty: Well, that about does it for the first impression guesses. Let's find out who's right as we...

Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

Haystacks: (removing their masks, revealing themselves to be Applejack and Rarity)

Rarity: Oh, what a relief. I've had hay in my hair like you wouldn't believe. 

AJ: Oh, quit bein' such a baby, Rare. -__-

Kitty: It's Rarity and Applejack rom Equestria Girls!

Cadence: I knew the Haystacks sounded familiar! 

*The TUFF Troopers come in with Applejack's hat, and she takes it, and puts it back on her head.*

AJ: (straightening her hat) Yup. Nothin' got past you, Principal Cadence.  

Rarity: And how did YOU know it was us, Mr. Bogard?

Terry: I noticed the way you two were bickering and what not. And the gems and the apple fritters kinda gave it to me. 

AJ: Oh, yeah. I guess that did it, huh? 

Fred: Well, I was half right.  

Rarity: Not that we blame you, Fred. Applejack does have a bit of a rivalry with Rainbow Dash. 

Chick: That IS a good point. So, I can see why Fred thought Rarity was Rainbow Dash. 

Fred: So, do I get half a point for getting one half right? 

Kitty: We'll see about that, Fred. Right now, let me share some insight on these girls. Rarity and Applejack are the human world counterparts a unicorn and an Earth pony of the same name living in Equestria. Rarity is very fashion-savy, and is usually seen designing outfits with plenty of flair and creativity, and Applejack, as her name implies, is an apple farmer working on her home and family farm, Sweet Apple Acres. They both attend Canterlot High School, and they're members of Rainbow Dash's rock band, the Rainbooms!

AJ: Eeyup. I'm the bass player, and Rarity's on keytar. 

Rarity: I was gonna bring a grand piano, but the others ruled against it. 

Stew: I can't imagine why. I mean, can you imagine having to drag that big thing around on a rock stage? 

Chick: I believe Stew's right. Your band made the right choice giving you a keytar instead. 

AJ: Eeyup. 

Rarity: I know. I just wanted to bring some class to the band. I even designed fabulous outfits for the girls and everything!

AJ: Which drove me absolutely bonkers when the Dazzlings arrived to screw everything up just so they can feast on everyone's negative energy. 

Cadence: Oh, yes. I remember that. I'm surprised that Crystal Prep was spared from the Dazzlings' plot. 

AJ: Yeah, but they were mostly at CHS. 

Terry: If it was at Crystal Prep, it would've been a totally different story. 

Cadence: Likewise. 

Fred: But what were those gems in the Chocolate Clue Ball all about? 

AJ: Those gems represented Rarity's love of gemstones. Every time she sees some, she goes ga-ga!

Rarity: I do not!

AJ: Do to!

Rarity: Do not!

AJ: Do to!

Kitty: As you can see, Rarity and Applejack have a tendency to bicker and argue like an old married couple, to the point where fans started shipping the two of them as a lesbian couple. Fans always have weird shipping ideas, but as the princesses of Equestria said, "There's no wrong way to fantasize."

Rarity: Oh, yes. There HAVE been some things about my relationship with Applejack. Even when Vignette Valencia asked me to work for her, Applejack got jealous a bit. 

AJ: Yeah, I guess I was. But who knows? There might be something more between the two us after all.

Rarity: I'm sure there is.

Isabelle: Well, couple or not, I think you two look cute together. ^^

Stew: Ditto. 

AJ: Thanks, y'all!

Rarity: We kinda do, actually. 

Fred: So, whose idea was it to dress you two up as Haystacks?

Rarity: Applejack's. 

AJ: Guilty as charged. 

Kitty: So what made you wanna come on our show? 

Rarity: Well, after being impressed with Fluttershy and Sunset being on our show, I decided to give it a try myself. Mainly because I loved the designs of the costumes you have on the show. However, Applejack also wanted to try it out, too, so it was decided that we come on the show together. I originally wanted to come on as something fabulous, but Applejack decided on dressing us up as Haystacks. 

AJ: Eeyup. I figured it would be a neat reference to my farming background. ^^

Terry: Well, regardless of what it's referencing, I believe you girls did a great job singing as a duet. 

Fred: Yeah, you two had great chemistry together while performing. I can see why people are shipping you two. 

Cadence: And I'm looking forward to seeing you two perform again with the Rainbooms. Or better yet, as a magic duet yourselves. 

Rarity: Thank you, Principal Cadence. And we'll promise to give everyone a special performance when we get back to Canterlot City. 

AJ: Eeyup. You can count on that.  

Kitty: And you can bet I'll be in the audience watching you girls. Well, folks, that about does it for Group B's Wild Card round, and since Terry and Cadence are the only ones who got Rarity and Applejack right, they each get a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy. She now has five points, while Terry's up to three points. Fred still has two points, Chick and Isabelle are still tied with one point a-piece, and Stew is still looking to score. Join us back here next time when Group C gets THEIR Wild Card contestant revealed. But, right now, let's hear it for the artists formerly known as the Haystacks, Rarity and Applejack! (gives Rarity and Applejack two microphones)

Rarity + AJ: 1995 Janet Lee Davis & Peter Hunningale - We Can Work It Out [HQ] - YouTube

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