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~ Aisle 10(Hello Allison) - Scapegoat Wax(Jet Set Radio)

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!

Hide your goth kids, hide you wilfs, because my number one favorite Youtuber is Pan "Horse F---er, Deep Dish Douchbag, Proud White Person, Boy Tipper, Minority Friendly Racist, Total Slut, Once ate his own head, Knows when to fold them(napkins), Has the special needs for speed, Tsundere Tomato, Diagnally Outta Compton, Awkward hugger, Was too busy to make new animation, World renowned internet fat man, It hurts to jiggle, Human Umbreon, Indifferent about Mondays, Flamming retardent, Sets his nail clippings on fire, Enjoyed Freddy Got Fingered, Girls won't stop laughing at him, Adam Sandler apologist, Unironic Teen Titans GO fan, Velcro Master, Let the white one in, Scene Queen, Aayyyyyyyyyyyyy, Breakfast is ruined, Seasons beatings, Red Skull did nothing wrong, Cringe Lord & Savior, Jerking for the weekend, This is the most he ever edited, Ashamed, Egg Boy, Aku Sympathizer, UTI magnet, Chuck E Cheese Executioner, Whenwolf, Spoiled Harry Potter in 2005, Speaks Diablo Cody Liners, Sponsored by Conglom-O, The Woomy Warrior, Isn't sure its anime or not, Simpsons Seducer, Not gonna take dis shiiiiiiiiii, motherf---ing Rebeltaxi" Pizza!

*Cough* That was long.

The greatest cartoon Youtuber to ever live. My first video I watched by him was his review on Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion when it was new. I liked it and never bothered to see more of Pan again. Hey, the internet was new to me, I thought every Youtuber was some soulless robot that post weird funny things. Also I discovered Pan when I never had an internet device of my own, I used my brother's computer, so I couldn't subscribe to him. But after a year or two, I found Pan being a bigshot Youtuber now, with fans, fanart, and haters. So, what makes this Youtuber number one out of all the other ones that some of you may have picked number one over Pan? Well...

The way he reviews. He describes the origin of the cartoon or anime, talks a little bit about the characters, plot, and the pros and cons the show has. Yeah other cartoon Youtuber does that, but Pan does in simple, doesn't use big, million dollar words or fancy sentences that'll make me confused on what he's saying. One charming thing about his thumbnail after he got his curvy-looking design, was that depending on what color pops(like in a colorful way), the color of that character, thing, or backgrounds glows on Pan's hat and head, that's so cool and I never realized that until either 2016 or 2017.

His dirtiness. Oh this boy is the most pervy pizza to be baked. Makes racist and dirty jokes with visuals to aid the joke, pervs over any cartoon female that is close to his interests of a female(mostly goth and punk girls), and secretly add in footage of...cartoon porn. This guy just does not give a wooglebee about people thinking he is a sick pervert, X3 and I love it. Some of you, my female friends, probably wouldn't like him. Although he did lose his pervertness after getting a girlfriend, which you know, boyfriend promises. Really miss Pan's Kamina-like demeanor.

Hmph. Maybe one of Pan's nicknames should be "The Nostalgia King" because gundam does this dude give me nostalgia bombs on some videos and parts of other videos. Using footage of all things cartoon, gaming, and animation that relates to the topic and music that fits well on the video that remind me of the good old days: me in shorts, probably shirtless or wearing a tanktop and sandals, being okay with being fat, owning a Gameboy Advance and Gamecube, living in a kind of poor-looking home with them big fat non-flatscreen TVs with all the classic cartoons of the 2000s making reruns like, visiting my aunts and uncles to meet them and hang out with my cool cousins, being outside on a hot sunset, not a care in the world. *Sigh* Good times. Songs/music he uses on his videos like Aisle 10(that's being played right now) and any 90s songs about the struggles of being a teen or college student that are used in teen dramas(ala Clone High), just brings my brain back to a more simple and better time, man, reminding me of all things 2000s: Homies, The Proud Family, BMG, Daddy Yankee, Jet Set Radio, Total Drama Island, Nintendo Gamecube, Nickelodeon, Discovery Kids, Xbox original, Playstation 2. *Sigh* the 2000s. And that footage of that old Cartoon Network Christmas bumper with guys dressed up as Scooby-doo and Johnny Bravo decorating a Christmas tree, T u T ahh, Christmas nostalgia. Speaking of music.

PAN CREDITS THE MUSIC. He puts the name of the song or music within the video, he is one of the many Youtubers who does not, unlike others who annoyingly credit the music they use, making me try to find the music/song used but ever finding it, dooming me with never getting to listen the full version without needing to hear it within their videos: JONTRON. CADDICARUS. GURU LARRY. DID YOU KNOW GAMING. I HATE EVERYTHING. BRUTALMOOSE...okay pretty much everyone and anyone who don't credit the music/songs used in their videos.

And finally, the last thing that makes Pan "Rebeltaxi" Pizza number one for me is...relatability. Both of us are Mexican, both still live in our parents' homes, both are 20-year-old, both love drawing, both wanting to make what we love to do a career, and both of us feeling like we're not going anywhere with what we're doing, for him it's his Youtube channel, for me, its drawing. But that's where the relatability ends, at least Pan gets money for making videos and commissions probably making his parents proud, I don't have a credit card in order for me to sell commissions. Wished I could relate to Pan with not having a girlfriend, but he has one now. *Groan*. And he went to college, which I have not, but will soon(hopefully).

Man, I just love Pan so much, I get jealous whenever other people mention him, where I go all yandere and being like "Hey! That's my senpai your talking about! Only I get to love him, not you. Back off"! He's like the hipster brother I want to much. I have problems.

And like a senpai, Pan doesn't notice me. He never notice my comments, he never notice my questions for his podcast(which realizing that he only gets questions live on Twitch), and he never noticed my tweets to him about wanting to know if I need college to make comic books. At that time, I was really really depressed, I just wanted to kill myself because of the situation I was and what my mind was thinking about: failure, uselessness, hopelessness. And yet, Pan never responded. Which, I will understand why he didn't, for he is a very very busy man doing very very busy things and doesn't have time to respond to commonders like me.

But still, with or without neglections, Pan "Rebeltaxi" Pizza is and will forever be my number one Youtuber.

This has been Tukoo Tukoo's Top Tens and...*stops the music and starts playing World 9 theme from Super Mario 3D World*

One day, these Youtubers and your favorite Youtubers will one day stop their Youtube career due to either break-ups between friends, just tired making them, or getting too old(unfortunately for TheSw1tcher). Though these Youtubers may just be personas for the internet to enjoy and love, we must not forget that they are also human beings just like you and I. One day will forgive them for whatever bad thing they have ever done, because again, they are human beings. And after they close the doors to their Youtube channels, we will remember these people for entertaining us with their jokes and other weird things they do, teaching us new things about the world we never new, and sharing their ideas, beliefs, and love to each and every one of us who may have been inspired by their words or videos to make our own and continue on their legacy in some way or form. So to all the Youtubers that were on this list(even the honorable mentions, heck even all Youtubers who aren't on this list, good or bad), thank you.

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~ Aisle 10(Hello Allison) - Scapegoat Wax(Jet Set Radio)

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!

Hide your goth kids, hide you wilfs, because my number one favorite Youtuber is Pan "Horse F---er, Deep Dish Douchbag, Proud White Person, Boy Tipper, Minority Friendly Racist, Total Slut, Once ate his own head, Knows when to fold them(napkins), Has the special needs for speed, Tsundere Tomato, Diagnally Outta Compton, Awkward hugger, Was too busy to make new animation, World renowned internet fat man, It hurts to jiggle, Human Umbreon, Indifferent about Mondays, Flamming retardent, Sets his nail clippings on fire, Enjoyed Freddy Got Fingered, Girls won't stop laughing at him, Adam Sandler apologist, Unironic Teen Titans GO fan, Velcro Master, Let the white one in, Scene Queen, Aayyyyyyyyyyyyy, Breakfast is ruined, Seasons beatings, Red Skull did nothing wrong, Cringe Lord & Savior, Jerking for the weekend, This is the most he ever edited, Ashamed, Egg Boy, Aku Sympathizer, UTI magnet, Chuck E Cheese Executioner, Whenwolf, Spoiled Harry Potter in 2005, Speaks Diablo Cody Liners, Sponsored by Conglom-O, The Woomy Warrior, Isn't sure its anime or not, Simpsons Seducer, Not gonna take dis shiiiiiiiiii, motherf---ing Rebeltaxi" Pizza!

*Cough* That was long.

The greatest cartoon Youtuber to ever live. My first video I watched by him was his review on Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion when it was new. I liked it and never bothered to see more of Pan again. Hey, the internet was new to me, I thought every Youtuber was some soulless robot that post weird funny things. Also I discovered Pan when I never had an internet device of my own, I used my brother's computer, so I couldn't subscribe to him. But after a year or two, I found Pan being a bigshot Youtuber now, with fans, fanart, and haters. So, what makes this Youtuber number one out of all the other ones that some of you may have picked number one over Pan? Well...

The way he reviews. He describes the origin of the cartoon or anime, talks a little bit about the characters, plot, and the pros and cons the show has. Yeah other cartoon Youtuber does that, but Pan does in simple, doesn't use big, million dollar words or fancy sentences that'll make me confused on what he's saying. One charming thing about his thumbnail after he got his curvy-looking design, was that depending on what color pops(like in a colorful way), the color of that character, thing, or backgrounds glows on Pan's hat and head, that's so cool and I never realized that until either 2016 or 2017.

His dirtiness. Oh this boy is the most pervy pizza to be baked. Makes racist and dirty jokes with visuals to aid the joke, pervs over any cartoon female that is close to his interests of a female(mostly goth and punk girls), and secretly add in footage of...cartoon porn. This guy just does not give a wooglebee about people thinking he is a sick pervert, X3 and I love it. Some of you, my female friends, probably wouldn't like him. Although he did lose his pervertness after getting a girlfriend, which you know, boyfriend promises. Really miss Pan's Kamina-like demeanor.

Hmph. Maybe one of Pan's nicknames should be "The Nostalgia King" because gundam does this dude give me nostalgia bombs on some videos and parts of other videos. Using footage of all things cartoon, gaming, and animation that relates to the topic and music that fits well on the video that remind me of the good old days: me in shorts, probably shirtless or wearing a tanktop and sandals, being okay with being fat, owning a Gameboy Advance and Gamecube, living in a kind of poor-looking home with them big fat non-flatscreen TVs with all the classic cartoons of the 2000s making reruns like, visiting my aunts and uncles to meet them and hang out with my cool cousins, being outside on a hot sunset, not a care in the world. *Sigh* Good times. Songs/music he uses on his videos like Aisle 10(that's being played right now) and any 90s songs about the struggles of being a teen or college student that are used in teen dramas(ala Clone High), just brings my brain back to a more simple and better time, man, reminding me of all things 2000s: Homies, The Proud Family, BMG, Daddy Yankee, Jet Set Radio, Total Drama Island, Nintendo Gamecube, Nickelodeon, Discovery Kids, Xbox original, Playstation 2. *Sigh* the 2000s. And that footage of that old Cartoon Network Christmas bumper with guys dressed up as Scooby-doo and Johnny Bravo decorating a Christmas tree, T u T ahh, Christmas nostalgia. Speaking of music.

PAN CREDITS THE MUSIC. He puts the name of the song or music within the video, he is one of the many Youtubers who does not, unlike others who annoyingly credit the music they use, making me try to find the music/song used but ever finding it, dooming me with never getting to listen the full version without needing to hear it within their videos: JONTRON. CADDICARUS. GURU LARRY. DID YOU KNOW GAMING. I HATE EVERYTHING. BRUTALMOOSE...okay pretty much everyone and anyone who don't credit the music/songs used in their videos.

And finally, the last thing that makes Pan "Rebeltaxi" Pizza number one for me is...relatability. Both of us are Mexican, both still live in our parents' homes, both are 20-year-old, both love drawing, both wanting to make what we love to do a career, and both of us feeling like we're not going anywhere with what we're doing, for him it's his Youtube channel, for me, its drawing. But that's where the relatability ends, at least Pan gets money for making videos and commissions probably making his parents proud, I don't have a credit card in order for me to sell commissions. Wished I could relate to Pan with not having a girlfriend, but he has one now. *Groan*. And he went to college, which I have not, but will soon(hopefully).

Man, I just love Pan so much, I get jealous whenever other people mention him, where I go all yandere and being like "Hey! That's my senpai your talking about! Only I get to love him, not you. Back off"! He's like the hipster brother I want to much. I have problems.

And like a senpai, Pan doesn't notice me. He never notice my comments, he never notice my questions for his podcast(which realizing that he only gets questions live on Twitch), and he never noticed my tweets to him about wanting to know if I need college to make comic books. At that time, I was really really depressed, I just wanted to kill myself because of the situation I was and what my mind was thinking about: failure, uselessness, hopelessness. And yet, Pan never responded. Which, I will understand why he didn't, for he is a very very busy man doing very very busy things and doesn't have time to respond to commonders like me.

But still, with or without neglections, Pan "Rebeltaxi" Pizza is and will forever be my number one Youtuber.

This has been Tukoo Tukoo's Top Tens and...*stops the music and starts playing World 9 theme from Super Mario 3D World*

One day, these Youtubers and your favorite Youtubers will one day stop their Youtube career due to either break-ups between friends, just tired making them, or getting too old(unfortunately for TheSw1tcher). Though these Youtubers may just be personas for the internet to enjoy and love, we must not forget that they are also human beings just like you and I. One day will forgive them for whatever bad thing they have ever done, because again, they are human beings. And after they close the doors to their Youtube channels, we will remember these people for entertaining us with their jokes and other weird things they do, teaching us new things about the world we never new, and sharing their ideas, beliefs, and love to each and every one of us who may have been inspired by their words or videos to make our own and continue on their legacy in some way or form. So to all the Youtubers that were on this list(even the honorable mentions, heck even all Youtubers who aren't on this list, good or bad), thank you.