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turtwig123 โ Tartarus Paste Tooth
Published: 2010-08-10 05:43:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 15541; Favourites: 252; Downloads: 109
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Are you tired of your normal, boring, colgate toothpaste?Is aqua fresh not giving you that extra KICK in your breath like it should? Is your boring media influenced toothpaste just ruining your sexlife? Well I have the solution.......From the makers of the Harabah Discoball and Ryoji's "Book of the Secret Life of Women", comes TARTARUS! It cleans all those shadows and plaque wedged inbetween those so called pearly whites, and leaves a refreshing coat of black and green so you'll be ready for any occassion! Is that not enough for you? Well we'll throw in a free toothbrush, book reading light and High cut armor! All for the low, very reasonable price of 19.............payments of $29.99!!!!! We gurantee that your order will ship safely, or your money back....on my lap for buying redundant expensive Walmart items! So what are you waiting for? Call 1-800-TARTARUS now!
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Fuck the toothpaste and disco ball, give me a copy ofย Ryoji`s "Book of the Secret Life of Women"!...There might be a picture of Ryoji at the very end.
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Take out the coat of black and green and I`ll try to purchase at least one tube.
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Oh dear god!! Burst out laughing when I saw this!!!!!
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Screw that! I'll take a lifetime's supply!
"Tartarus? What's that?! Sounds like toothpaste!" -Junpei Iori, every P3 player's favorite moment-killer.
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I suggest you should make a Kagutsuchi Disco Ball as well.
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*insert jika net tanaka here*
*tanaka gets fans*
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"Harabah Discoball and Ryoji's "Book of the Secret Life of Women""
...Tell me where I may find these products.
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OMG! I Can't belive this! IT'S WONDERFULLNESS!
and only for.... 19 payments of R$29,99! It's better then Tanaka's Amazing Comodities!
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i would make a nyx joke if i could think of anything
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persona 2 for the PSP came out yesterday!
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OMGOMGHMGOMGMGMOMGOGMGOGMO NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs to Target* ODSMGOKJGNIP;DOJESGNJOGUDNFSGJI
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XD
Yep.To bad my PSP is dead.
Oh BTW,I have P3P. I dont have it for the PS2.
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Wait nvm I saw a video of it on Youtube and ehh...... Apparently this game is making Atlus LOSE money
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really?
cuz it changed my life im not very pbored anymore.
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i meant bored
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wow this its great. cool how you can do this from just one thing junpe said
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I was waiting for someone to do this.
THANK YOU.
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I'd waste my money on that if i have to
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Thank Junpei.
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yeah! new weapon released, TARTARUS
atk 999+
spd 999+
def(?) 999+
crt 999+
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OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
"tartarus sounds like some kinda toothpaste..."
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ONE WORD.
WHERE THE HELL CAN I BUY THAT STUFF?
Yep, that was one word.
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lol I thought Tarterus sound more like Tartersauce or something XD but epicness~
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XDDDD love it. the pose. the face. so beautiful 8'D
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Man, they never sold THIS stuff on Tanaka's Amazing Commodities shopping channel!
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By the way, could I do one with Tanaka selling it? I'll quote you as the original source and all that.
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Baaahaahaa!! LOVE IT!! Tanaka's totally gonna link to this on his Facebook page. XD
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