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Published: 2010-08-10 05:43:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 15541; Favourites: 252; Downloads: 109
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Are you tired of your normal, boring, colgate toothpaste?Is aqua fresh not giving you that extra KICK in your breath like it should? Is your boring media influenced toothpaste just ruining your sexlife? Well I have the solution.......From the makers of the Harabah Discoball and Ryoji's "Book of the Secret Life of Women", comes TARTARUS! It cleans all those shadows and plaque wedged inbetween those so called pearly whites, and leaves a refreshing coat of black and green so you'll be ready for any occassion! Is that not enough for you? Well we'll throw in a free toothbrush, book reading light and High cut armor! All for the low, very reasonable price of 19.............payments of $29.99!!!!! We gurantee that your order will ship safely, or your money back....on my lap for buying redundant expensive Walmart items! So what are you waiting for? Call 1-800-TARTARUS now!
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*stares at ryoji's name and book* should i wonder about this book? >>;;
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I love this so much, especially the little shadow on the toothbrush XD!
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he's casting bufudyne for the fresh cold minty taste.
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lol reminds me of what Junpei said early game
lol this is hilarious XD
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Looks like I can get rid of all those useless
toothpastes, because their is FINALLY
a toothpaste to suit every possible dental need
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will it be in tanaka's commodities nearly?? lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH xDDDDD THIS IS AWESOME!!!! xDDDDDDDD!!!!!
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If I assumed that Minato's finger nails are PINK would that be correct?
And is this product used by SEES? HMM? IS IT? I want PROOF! XDXD
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It's the only toothpaste that can rid of the bad breath caused by drinking too much Queen Elizabeth.
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So will that be cash or more cash?
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haha thats priceless!! my friends and i have always called it "tartar sauce" xDD
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NOOOOOOO don't foul the already magnifacent name that is TARTARUS!
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XD....Hahahahahaha....
What makes this even more funny is at the first ACEN Persona Dark Hour Shoot in '09 (hosted by me as Philemon), we had a Junpei strike a pose similar to this with a tube of toothpaste he had covered with paper and had wrote "Tartarus" on it....
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Ah would've been great to see that! BUt either way Junpei was right, tartarus sounds too much like a tooth paste product...a BADASS toothpaste product!
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Well one of the shots I got off hand on my cosplay.com page: [link]
Of course this night also had Minato wielding a flamethrower too...>>: [link]
That was taken while me and a dozen others hung out with the ACEN Persona panelists before the second take of there panel, due to the hotel shoving them in a smaller room last minute. SO they offered to repeat there panel that night in the evening a few hours before the Dark Hour Shoot...I think between the two runs, they had the highest output of attendees for a single panel at over 250 people showing for the main and the secondary (which became dubbed as the Tartarus run by folks...XD)
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Don't hate me for this wonderfully crafted product.
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Couldn't possibly hate you for it
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Phew....dodged a bullet there then.
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haha totally awesome and funny \o
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And I love Tartarus toothpaste.....buy them while supplies last!
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I love his belt buckle!
I'll buy two bottles of toothpaste!
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Would you like flat rate shipping or express?
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Express. Really. I need toothpaste.
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And here I thought Tanaka was the main financial schemer of the game
lol, I love the notes at the end, made the pic that much funnier XD
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Tanaka: Of course...im endorsing this campaign. (Smirks) AND SOON I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
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DONT FORGET TO ORDER NOW, OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO BY THAT SWEET HIGH CUT ARMOR FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE!!
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LOL Well now look at that expression on Minato's face XDD
I HATED HARABAH. It made my head ache so bad.
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Harabah was just epic, it was my favorite for the spiral stairs and the high leveled enemies! Not the mention the acid trip. XD
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HOW CAN YOU AFFORD NOT TO BUY IT?
Y'know, my kids love TARTARUS brand toothpaste. They don't go anywhere without it!
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Seriously.
I think I died. XXD
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ITS GREAT TO GET FEEDBACK FOR OUR FABULOUS PRODUCTS!!
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DO YOU THINK TANAKA WILL BE SELLING THESE SOMETIME? IT WOULD BE GREAT PUBLICITY.
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I'm certain of it, just give him time, he's in his private jacuzzi with his harem of women.
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EPIC!!!!
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FOOLISH LITTLE SISTER. YOU SHALL EAT THE CREAM BENEATH MY TOES. jk.
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what flavor? cuz if its freakin potatoe again i swear..
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