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OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSHWICKED CURVACEOUS POWERFUL ANGEL KILLING BAE MADE IT INTO SMASH BROS!!! ICAN'TBELIEVEOHMYGOSHAHHHHHHHH
HERE'S PROOF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tv3w1…
LAUNCH THOSE ANGELS TO THE SUN FOR ME, BAYONETTA!!!
Pit © Nintendo
Bayonetta © Platinum Games
Sketch © TwilightMoon1996
I'm going back to Smash Bros. just so I can get my butt kicked by Bayonetta. eve
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Comments: 80
Pit's life is flashing before his eyes...
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It was a painful life.
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You know what at first I laugh at your joke, then I thought about, then I got sad and quiet.
PS Pit needs a friend and a hug.
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*buys a first-class ticket aboard the H.M.S. BayoPit*
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You ship that ship, brah.
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I'd treat angels as friends if I were you, Bayo. Otherwise your head will be put on a pike.
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She punched a goddess to the sun once. I don't think that threat will phaze her.
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Semi true. But still, she should not disrespect the angels so lightly
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She's under a demon pact to not give them respect.
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*As a Pit main, I ignore the advice and charge at Bayonetta myself*
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You fool! Don't be a hero!
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I'm not being a hero! I'm being a rapid fan! eFTo
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DONT WORRY PIT I GOTTCHA (i then trip on nothing) DAMN IT BRAWL
- Chaos (my KIU OC)
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Idolah (my KI OC): *fan squealings and wheezings*
Pit: Idolah, you're not helping!
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(Gets up) sorry just getting up from Brawl (rushes over to Pit and helps him) there better!!
- Chaos
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Pit: Thanks. You're a lot more helpful than this one person that I know.
Idolah: BAYONETTA, SIGN MY CHEST!!!
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I can tell its a good thing I'm on break too because if I wasn't you'd be out of the pan and into the fire
- Chaos
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Pit: That's... an unsettling thought.
Idolah: *has her chest signed* Hey Pit, you needed something?
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wanna know why sweetie???
- Chaos (her eyebrow raised)
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Cuz I work for the Underworld and needless to say Hades is a bit angry with you
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Pit: Oh no. o_o;;
Idolah: *gets her act together* What?
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Yeaaaah but just to SPITE the little garden head I'm gonna NOT kill you I actually think you're pretty cool I wish I could kill off Hades but alas it wasn't meant to be
- Chaos
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Pit: That could save us a lot of trouble that's for sure.
Idolah: ...
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i guess but yet againnnn
- Chaos
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The KI Universe would be doomed if Bayonetta was in it.
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I would play that. ovo
Idolah and I are squealing right now. XD
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Yep basically all forces in KI would be afraid and Hades would probably be so done.
Idolah must become a disciple of Bayonetta if that's possible! I have to say it was unexpected/amazing.
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I bet Hades will try to bribe Bayonetta to be his side, but Bayonetta just kicks him in the face.
*Undyne's theme starts playing* Idolah: This is my one true dream! TO BECOME AS POWERFUL AS BAYONETTA!!!
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Hades will now know what it will be like to be Pit.
Yes! Idolah become the best pupil of Bayonetta!
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He deserves it. :')
Idolah: I will! eue\
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Bayonetta would be Witch Tier! Which is higher than God Tier.
Yes Idolah you must learn to get extremely long hair to make it into a demon, use guns, dance moves/poses to fight and use QTEs!
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Bayonetta with her own tier. XD You know something is up when that happens.
Idolah: ....Extremely... long... hair? *trembles and cries because her hair grows very slowly*
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Just don't show any of the Gods or Pit her QTEs. It would be bad.
Don't worry Idolah you can be short-haired Bayonetta.
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*shudders* Yeah.
Idolah: But don't I need hair for the outfit?
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Don't worry you can use powers to help make hair into an outfit.
Also dance moves!
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Idolah: *eyes sparkle*
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Here take as many Maybelline bottles you need!
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Idolah: Maybe... it's Maybelline. *pour all of the bottles'contents onto her hair*
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Yes Idolah! After that you must make many contracts with demons in the Underworld to get more powers!
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Idolah: ....What if I get Hades himself? *eerie smile grows on her face*
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Nah, that would involve him COOPERATING and not trolling everyone. But, whos to say you can't get demons stronger than him.
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