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~~~Because we are all guilty of it...
Okay, AC fans...admit it. The jury is out.
Please raise your hand if you've skipped the direct assassination of Meister Sibrand and went on to punching the snot out of him as he turns his back.
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Uh-huh. Okay. Yep. Uh-huh. Alright.
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Yes, you can put your hands back down now.
Thank you. Yes, this survey will be tallied in the near future and used for future assassination investigations.
Thank you for your cooperation.
~~~
Okay, now, not really - yeah, the jury is out of their minds, it would seem!
I am so guilty of this... You're clinging to the back of the ship...Sibby does his little 'EPIC COMMANDO' thing, goes to walk away, and...
*Altair punch*
*Sibrand squeal*
You just leap over the railing and sucker-punch him in the back of the head from behind...it's even better when you corner him and you can just flail on him forever until the guards actually realize what the Hell is going on...ahh...Sibby. That mission never gets old~~~
This actual piece was really inspired by a doodle putz a friend and I had one day. We were scribbling on my tablet and this sort of popped up...now note, this happened last winter, and I thought 'HAHA PERFECT!' and lo and behold, this thing was born. XD (Also note, the 'YMCA' knights were added in fo' teh lulz. :3 I don't think Altair is the only one going insane... If you think about it, Sibrand would totally win. All he'd have to do is raise his hand and people would flail at him for flailing out of turn - his most effective attack. But really, that guy is nuts. It's great hearing him scream.
[ < sounds dirty ] )For the 'Assassin Insane' contest hosted by - a guild I'm part of.
Enjoy!
'Assassin's Creed' (c) Ubisoft - Art (c) me.
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Comments: 152
He is in the game, though!
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The little cupid of his mother.
Awwww.
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finally, someone suckered punched someone with a bow! Those bow people are so annoying! Your trying to avoid becoming a cicabob and they keep shooting you, and you can't figure out we're they're coming from!!!
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Yes, exactly! They're even more annoying in ACII, methinks! >:0
Thanks!
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Omg I laughed so hard when I seen this! 
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Yes! It makes the assassination a million times more exciting!
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Alright I shall do that
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I can't wait for ACII! (I pre-ordered the Black edition, ha-ha. 
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DX I has no money to order it...T.T Oh before I forget I'll send you some pics later on of my costume
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I pre-ordered it, like...last June...ha-ha... *obsessed* I'm really pumped, though!
Awesome! I can't wait!
(You took it to school?! How'd that go?! 
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DX
We had costume day at school. It went pretty well though. Lots of people in my classes had no idea what I was XD Though in the halls when I past there was sometimes a, "Go Silent Hill!" or "Omg Pyramid-head!"
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XD
Another friend of mine made PH from the game and wore it to school - she said she got pounded on all day.
But that's awesome that people recognized you! It makes me sad when people are all like 'What are you supposed to be?' and it's all just kind of...awkward. O.o
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XD My friends pounded on mine alot also XD I noes. I got sad when like people didn't know what I was ;3;
Buuuut now I have to fix my costume
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Oh, no! Did it get damaged?
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Yep. I was sad 
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We just love to hear him scream!
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Hahahaha! I thought only Chris Redfield could perfectly perform a Falcon Punch, but it looks like his teachings have been passed on to the awesome Altair. Poor Sibrand...he didn't stand a chance...
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Ah, but maybe Chris Redfield is secretly a descendant of our Assassin friend, eh?...~~~ Ha-ha!
Thanks!
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Hahaha, if he is a descendant then Altair should be able to blow off people's heads with a single punch. And you're welcome!
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Hmm... After he is done, of course, pummeling them, despite their metal helmets...
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Those... those little knights on the bottom doing "YMCA"... This won my heart.
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Aw, yay! Those knights are so darned cute. X3
Thanks!
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iv never actually just hit sibrand but i think i shall go give it a try
i do love sibrand. poor soul, so on edge
i also think its great hearing him scream << also sounds dirty
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Yay! *joins in knight dance*
Oh yes, you must. It really adds to the 'humour' of the situation...on top of the screaming.
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*also joins in*
hmm, i shall go and assassinate him right away i was currently redoing the Majd Addin assassination cos i like killing him
i think out of all of the targets i like Sibrand and Abu'l Nuqoud the best. i like the cutscenes for them two and i like the area too
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*epic group dance*
Oh yes! Sibrand is definitely my favourite...followed by Willaim and 'Robert' - Maria version - I like that because I can just run around and let the bow-men take out all the knights.
I'm just really, really, really glad Ezio is *supposed to be* able to swim. Man... Sometimes ol' Alty plays dumb jumping over the boats...
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*joins the epic dance*
me too. like when i do the sibrand mission or even when im just hoping over boats and beams. altair will just suddenly decide to take a de tour into the water
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*speeds up music*
I know! He just does it on purpose, too, you know it. I mean...perfect aim...perfect perch...perfect jum-- SPLASH. Epic fail.
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*dances faster*
i know! he does!
he likes to annoy you. so your sitting there happy while he makes 3 or 4 good jumps and then the next one, hello water.
darn you altair
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*starting to get worn-out - one knight falls over*
Seriously!
He's just being an assassin and killing our good hopes of flawless jumping.
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*picks the knight up and sits him down* you rest now
i know. ¬ ¬
but he dies in the process
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*feeds the knight medicine* poor boy
Ugh, yeah.
Ha-ha, I was just playing today and he totally meteor-ended himself and landed in the river through Damascus. Oh gees...such a GREAT JUMP, and then SPLASH.
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*pats him on the head* dancing IS hard work
urgh that river. i swear its even worse than the port in Acre
i always have trouble jumping over those boats.
he always seems to miss
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*gives him a soda* caffine will help 83
Yeah! And there's no real...pathway to follow on it either. At least Acre kind of goes around in a circle...-esque shape.
I hate trying to sneak behind the knights via the boats and poles and the Animus is all 'WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOO' at me. Ugh. *headdesk*
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*pats his head some more* yes, it will get you dancing again
i know.
maybe there is something wrong with that river
i swear when i go anywhere near it altair turns into an idiot. if i try to jump over the river via building roofs he seems to miss every ledge and drown
if i jump over the river via boats he seems to miss every boat edge and drown
jeez
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*knight starts twitching* *throws him back into fray*
Oh! Maybe there's like...retard gas or something floating around it. XD And maybe Altair is just the uber addict to it. Hard to say. O.o
I like it when he gets to the edge of the boat and does his little 'OMG IMMA GONNA FALL' thing and kind of flails a bit. Ha-ha.
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*watches the knight start to dance again*
i think that is probably a very good explanation.
i mean, it makes sense
lol i love that too. at that point i sorta sit back and think "youv lost it altair, just fall, you know your going to"
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*stares as knight starts dancing at mach speed*
Yeah, I mean...I wonder how clean that river water actually is. O.o Probably every time you fall into it it poisons him and makes fall even more often.
Oh yes. *le sigh* It's kind of like he's going 'OMG I'M GONNA FALL-- But I'm still cool~~~' Ha-ha.
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*also stares* hmm he can dance fast
il bet. i bet it sense him coming and makes itself even more poisonous
urgh, no wonder he doesnt like the water
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*backs away slowly* getting faster...
Ha-ha, probably. Altair doesn't like water...because water doesn't like him!
Even though no one can ever know because he A - never says anything and B - never makes any kind of expression.
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*also backs away* he is.....
yep, thats probably why. he needs to learn to swim
i know!
he is expresionless
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*steals a knight's shield and hides behind it* uh-oh...
Poor boy. I'm just glad Ezio can. XD
Like a statue...well...not really.
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