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~~~Because we are all guilty of it...
Okay, AC fans...admit it. The jury is out.
Please raise your hand if you've skipped the direct assassination of Meister Sibrand and went on to punching the snot out of him as he turns his back.
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Uh-huh. Okay. Yep. Uh-huh. Alright.
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Yes, you can put your hands back down now.
Thank you. Yes, this survey will be tallied in the near future and used for future assassination investigations.
Thank you for your cooperation.
~~~
Okay, now, not really - yeah, the jury is out of their minds, it would seem!
I am so guilty of this... You're clinging to the back of the ship...Sibby does his little 'EPIC COMMANDO' thing, goes to walk away, and...
*Altair punch*
*Sibrand squeal*
You just leap over the railing and sucker-punch him in the back of the head from behind...it's even better when you corner him and you can just flail on him forever until the guards actually realize what the Hell is going on...ahh...Sibby. That mission never gets old~~~
This actual piece was really inspired by a doodle putz a friend and I had one day. We were scribbling on my tablet and this sort of popped up...now note, this happened last winter, and I thought 'HAHA PERFECT!' and lo and behold, this thing was born. XD (Also note, the 'YMCA' knights were added in fo' teh lulz. :3 I don't think Altair is the only one going insane... If you think about it, Sibrand would totally win. All he'd have to do is raise his hand and people would flail at him for flailing out of turn - his most effective attack. But really, that guy is nuts. It's great hearing him scream.
For the 'Assassin Insane' contest hosted by - a guild I'm part of.
Enjoy!
'Assassin's Creed' (c) Ubisoft - Art (c) me.
~~~
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Comments: 152
AllsortPassport In reply to ??? [2009-07-24 21:35:18 +0000 UTC]
*hides behind the sheilf aswell* ughhhhhhhh
i know. i suppose it would be pretty bad if he couldnt
all those canals.....
hehe he always moves around too much to be a statue
but his expression is always the same.....like a statues expression
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-07-24 21:57:40 +0000 UTC]
*brandishes sword* STAY BACK! :0
Ha-ha. Ezio would land on a boat... Boat riders: 'EEEEEEE.' Ezio: "..."
Like...if someone whacked off Altair's head and replaced it with a statue~~~
*awkward*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-07-25 15:10:31 +0000 UTC]
*eyes widen* a sword.....someone could get hurt
lol
altair with a statue head
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-07-26 21:40:41 +0000 UTC]
*knight staggers over* *pokes with sword* *epic flail* Oh boy, here we go...
XD Oh, I can smell an epic parody already in the making...
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-07-27 10:55:41 +0000 UTC]
*hides behind someone, wary of the swrod* gah! injuries!
mmm i can too
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-07-29 02:45:07 +0000 UTC]
*knight suddenly flails spear* now where did he get that...?
Ha-ha, poor boy. XD
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-07-29 18:30:04 +0000 UTC]
*eyes the knight* hmmm i dont know. he must have been hiding it somewhere *goes to take it off him* someones eye wil be spear'd out
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-07-29 20:39:54 +0000 UTC]
*backs away from the knight* Is that a mace I see...?
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-07-31 22:24:07 +0000 UTC]
mace *wimpers and backs away even further* now...lets stay calm here
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-02 13:40:00 +0000 UTC]
*whips out morning star* MINE-- *dashes forward*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-06 21:05:52 +0000 UTC]
*is confused at whats going on* hey..w...what?
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-06 22:35:21 +0000 UTC]
*steals morning star from knight*
*knight rides in on PANZER tank*
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!~~~
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-07 12:59:51 +0000 UTC]
*eyes wide, turns and runs away*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-09 03:08:46 +0000 UTC]
*flies in on F-22* I SHALL SAVE YOU!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-09 10:19:29 +0000 UTC]
*looks on open mouthed*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-10 00:30:56 +0000 UTC]
*knight flies in on F-18*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-11 22:00:24 +0000 UTC]
gah! *runs around screaming*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-12 02:04:31 +0000 UTC]
*opens fire*
HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!!!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-12 19:07:48 +0000 UTC]
*gulps and legs it to the bunkers*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-13 16:42:25 +0000 UTC]
*another knight flies in on B-17*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-14 13:43:42 +0000 UTC]
*turns to see and runs faster* ahhhh!!!!!!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-16 04:18:40 +0000 UTC]
*knight flies in on 747*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-16 14:19:37 +0000 UTC]
*is stunned* what the hell is going onnnnnnn *keeps running*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-16 15:49:41 +0000 UTC]
*knight flies in on tank*
WE'RE ALL DOOMED~~~
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-16 21:27:54 +0000 UTC]
DOOOMED
*looks for some sort of weapon*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-17 01:35:02 +0000 UTC]
*knight flies in on shark*
TAKE COVER!!!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-17 19:45:20 +0000 UTC]
*runs* ahhhh sharkkkkk!!!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-18 05:35:03 +0000 UTC]
*knight flies in on Manta Ray*
RUN AWAY!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-20 19:38:38 +0000 UTC]
im running!!!!!!!!!!!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-20 22:38:58 +0000 UTC]
something strange is going on here
everyone is flying in on something
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-21 02:51:52 +0000 UTC]
...Everyone...
EXCEPT YOU.
*kidnaps you and ties you to flying saucer*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-21 15:57:49 +0000 UTC]
yea except me i...*stops i mid sentance while being tied to a saucer* how do i fly this thing!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-21 17:54:49 +0000 UTC]
You don't! *saucer takes off with you on it*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-22 21:06:31 +0000 UTC]
er ok *flys off on the saucer*
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-23 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]
*watches you fly away and salutes*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-23 08:04:01 +0000 UTC]
meanwhile. back on the saucer...
"aghhh!!!!! too fasttttttt"
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-24 07:24:18 +0000 UTC]
*stares as you fly towards the Moon*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-08-29 14:29:50 +0000 UTC]
omg i need a space helmet
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-08-30 04:15:59 +0000 UTC]
*throws you a space helmet*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-09-01 10:13:44 +0000 UTC]
*catches and puts on* phew. now my head wont explode
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-09-01 15:24:42 +0000 UTC]
*watches as you start heading towards the sun*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-09-02 10:36:51 +0000 UTC]
*sees the sun* omg ill burn to death!!!!!!!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-09-02 16:07:34 +0000 UTC]
*throws ice cubes at the sun*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-09-02 20:43:14 +0000 UTC]
*watches the ice cubes melt shouts back down* its not working
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-09-03 05:22:27 +0000 UTC]
*picks up Antarctica and chucks it at the sun*
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-09-15 17:41:18 +0000 UTC]
*watches antartica struggle to freeze the sun* almost there!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-09-17 00:35:01 +0000 UTC]
*sings: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOOOOOOWN, OF ULTIMATEEEEE DESTINYYYYYYY!!! *
GOGOGO!
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AllsortPassport In reply to TwilightSaint [2009-09-20 08:02:55 +0000 UTC]
*watches twilight singing* ........
*turns back to the sun* !!!!
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TwilightSaint In reply to AllsortPassport [2009-09-20 21:00:39 +0000 UTC]
*suddenly, the sun turns off*
...
...
It's dark in here. O.o
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