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"Sasuke, promise me that when you get older and start dating, you won't follow your brother's example and ignore your date."

"Is that bad?"

"Very."

"Are you mad?"

"Oh yes."

"Will you dump him?"

"Probably."

"Is the wedding off then?"

"Believe me, Sasuke, if it were up to Itachi and I and not the matchmaker or our parents, there wouldn't even be a wedding."

"Oh." A pause. "That's sad. You're nicer than Mari Suu."

She stops in place.

"...Nice try, runt. I'm still mad at him."

--------------------------------- OH ART NOTES.

Found on hard drive. Quick color job. Posted for lol factor and I CAN'T UNANON ON SECRET SANTA THING YET EVEN THOUGH ITS AWESOME AND I WANT TO.

So here, have some cracky fan ninja hijinks

MUJINA UCHIHA

7th cousin, twice removed
Victim of nefarious parental matchmaking scheme.

Thought she was getting a cultured genius clan heir and ended up with ALOOF ICE PRINCE MC KILLSALOT and his tagalong ankle-biting brother.

She was very disappoint.

She also considers it quite sad that Itachi's six year old brother is a better date than him - even if Sasuke thinks girls have cooties and wants to do nothing else but talk about transforming robot dinosaurs and collecting kitty paw prints.

She is a hilariously awesome tsundere who does not put up with shenanigans, least of all Itachi's.

Her name means "Badger."

TOO BAD SHE IS DEAD. ALTERNATE NON-MASSACRE UNIVERSE FTW?

RELATED:

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EX, MARI SUU?

also the title of this image.

ahahahaha oh god.

Description
"Sasuke, promise me that when you get older and start dating, you won't follow your brother's example and ignore your date."

"Is that bad?"

"Very."

"Are you mad?"

"Oh yes."

"Will you dump him?"

"Probably."

"Is the wedding off then?"

"Believe me, Sasuke, if it were up to Itachi and I and not the matchmaker or our parents, there wouldn't even be a wedding."

"Oh." A pause. "That's sad. You're nicer than Mari Suu."

She stops in place.

"...Nice try, runt. I'm still mad at him."

--------------------------------- OH ART NOTES.

Found on hard drive. Quick color job. Posted for lol factor and I CAN'T UNANON ON SECRET SANTA THING YET EVEN THOUGH ITS AWESOME AND I WANT TO.

So here, have some cracky fan ninja hijinks

MUJINA UCHIHA

7th cousin, twice removed
Victim of nefarious parental matchmaking scheme.

Thought she was getting a cultured genius clan heir and ended up with ALOOF ICE PRINCE MC KILLSALOT and his tagalong ankle-biting brother.

She was very disappoint.

She also considers it quite sad that Itachi's six year old brother is a better date than him - even if Sasuke thinks girls have cooties and wants to do nothing else but talk about transforming robot dinosaurs and collecting kitty paw prints.

She is a hilariously awesome tsundere who does not put up with shenanigans, least of all Itachi's.

Her name means "Badger."

TOO BAD SHE IS DEAD. ALTERNATE NON-MASSACRE UNIVERSE FTW?

RELATED:

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EX, MARI SUU?

also the title of this image.

ahahahaha oh god.