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UltraTheHedgetoaster — MLP Gameloft: The Difference between Day and Night
Published: 2013-06-02 10:24:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 54057; Favourites: 715; Downloads: 192
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"The partly clouded weather will last... FOREVER!""MWHAAHAHAHAhaha ha haa... wait that's not right."
Making fun of the MLP:FiM mobile game by GAMELOFT. For those not in the know, the "story" of that game is that Nightmare Moon has returned again, destroyed Ponyville and shattered the elements of harmony. Also, all of Twilight's friends are now missing. For some reason, now you need to pay massive amounts of money to convince them to come back. Oh, and rebuild Ponyville too.
...the fun thing is, that Nightmare Moon never brings about Eternal Night. Actually, it's sunny throughout pretty much 95% of the game, with the exception of a single minigame where you draw star constallations on your touchscreen. The only indication we get of her influence is that some of the map is slightly darker than the rest.
... It struck me as hilarious, in the opening "cutscene" Nightmare Moon proclaims that I'll never see the sun ever again while it is RIGHT THERE.
EDIT: ...okay, even the game itselft admits Nightmare Moon's ineptitude: [link]
Extra thanks to for quickly helping me with the proper English formulation for the punchline.
Btw, anypony care to add me to their gift... err, I mean, "friend"-list so I... err, we can gain more "hearts"?
Not really being very active recently, but... eh.
My gameloft account is "UltraHedgetoaster"
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MLP:FiM (c) Hasbro and
Gameloft interface and backgrounds mostly traced from game-screenshots, because I'm lazy.
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Holy horseapp-- A wild EQD feature appeared! [link]
Who'd have thought?!
After submitting various stuff every few months or so with nothing happening (their obviously a busy lot! 
I can totally get behind that. 
), I don't do anything myself and suddenly I get featured! What were the chances? 
Well, while you're still reading this, let's exploit--- err, I mean, here's a selection of some of my other MLP:FiM comics.
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Bonbon actually doesn't say anything (as far as I can remember), but Spike has some interesting suggestion in regards to the situation.
The last conversation, before the game finally lets you play goes something like this:
"Oh no, Ponyville has been destroyed!"
"..."
"Alright, first things first. First, we should get some food!"
". . ."
"You're right Spike!"
...okay, of course they are talking about building a windmill to produce bread so that there will be a steady food-supply for the town being rebuild, but still. Especially since the voiceacting makes it sound like Spike is more excited about getting something to eat than distraught by the destruction of Ponyville.
How do missions in the game usually go? I'm of course going by memory, so I might get some details wrong, but here's the gist of it.
"Welcoming Applejack" consists of buying several town decorations, a shop, several ponies and then Applejack herself. Instead of arriving herself, first, Sweet Apple Acres must be build, which takes a couple hours (real time), and then she arrives.
"Throwing a party for Pinkie Pie" consisted also of "buy this shop, these decorations, these ponies, etc." ... only for Pinkie Pie to already show up half-way through, without the game realizing, and then you need to still build stuff in order to "get Pinkie to return to Ponyville" even though she is already there.
That's our Pinkie Pie!
Oh, and in Canterlot, the first missions you get for rebuilding the city for the Canterlot Wedding (although nopony says it's gone, but I doubt that the city consists of only a castle and a hotel usually) ... is to "welcome Twilight's mother", "Build a pizza shop", and "Hire a pony to work at the pizza shop".
Okay okay, I'll shut up now. I'm making it all sound silly and stupid. But it's a funny kind of "silly and stupid". 
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Sounds like my old 3 year old games... sad.
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*Huggles Fluttershy-chan*
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this needs an equestria daily feature.
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Holy fu-
...
Eh, did you submit it to EQD, or was that somepony else?
Because, uh, you just got your wish. [link]
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Wasnt me. Anything I submit there gets turned down.
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Well, glad to hear that!
Not like I haven't tried to submit anything in the past, I just didn't have any luck yet.
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hah epic XD;
HAD to quit that game after so many problems, may just settle on it with an iPad
And hey, glad to have helped out, m'dear
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. . . look at the view count on this comic.
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Thank you again!
You're very welcome! ...or, actually, no, I'm the one to say that I'm welcome! ...or, wait, shouldn't you be the one welcoming me, since I'm the one saying "thank you"?
Confusion has occured.
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