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Published: 2010-07-21 01:30:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 6480; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 45
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Dohoho. Violent, unexpected humor. My 4th favorite type of humor.Apparently Tomoe has a really short attention span since it took her about 4 panels to realize she hit somebody.
I'm not good at punchlines!
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That's weird...I thought that I faved this before.
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I kinda expected Gabe to jump up saying something along the lines of "It's okay, my hair blocked the arrow."
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Given how thick that thing looks, I wouldn't be surprised if it did.
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Another alternate ending perhaps? One that's not so angsty?
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Perhaps... but the angst is what makes it fun!
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Fun, perhaps, but not funNY. I need more humor in my life.
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"HANZOU, HELP."
"YES, M'LADY."
*stab*
"Excellent. MARIA, HELP."
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O.o our diagnostician collapsed. How are we supposed to tell what's wrong with him now? D:
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With the power of SCIENCE!
and magic.
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And the path of honour! Lol
Is the cat dead too? D:
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PATH OF HONOR HEALS ALL!
... o-oh my god. I never thought about him D: MAYBE HE IS DEAD. OH NO THE POOR KITTY WHAT HAVE I DONE
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D': KITTYYYYYYY!!!!!! Wait did the cat have a name? xD
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(Ho-oh's battle music plays)A wild Tomoe appeared! Go Gabe!Tomoe used Dart!Super effective!Gabe fainted...Out of usable Traumamon, blacked out... (Gabe=Grass type)(Tomoe=Fire type/Psychic type) Traumamon was my idea Dart is a poison type move so its super effective
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i meant Gabe is a Grass/Psychic type
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GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL
GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL
TRAUMAMON!
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YUP TRAUMA TEAM IS THE RESURGAM REGION THERE ARE OTHER REGIONS TOO WITH DIFFERENT TRAUMAMON
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I wanna poke the body 
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Who cares about anything as long as it's fun! /shot
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O.o Are you-?! *shot* (Damn. Tomoe you have bad eysight)
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I think I recall a story of a person surviving an arrow to the head. I assume as long as the arrow didn't hit the eye, the ear or the brain stem and didn't go in deep, a person could possibly survive an arrow to the head. Of course, it would still have to be treated.
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Hm, that makes sense. Though looking at how deep it went in for Gabe... I think he's pretty much doomed.
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Poor guy. Though it is good in a black comedy way.
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It's okay, he got better.
... okay maybe not, but, um, it's the thought that counts, right? : D
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Lmao, this is funny xD I guess it doesn't really help that Gabe's hair blends in with the bushes, huh?
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Gabe is the master of camouflage. He uses it to hide from his fangirls... unfortunately it also hides him from incoming arrows of death :U
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Hahaha, poor Dr. Cunningham.
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Gabriel loss 100 HP and dies, Tomoe wins 1000 experience. .__.
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What? Tomoe is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Tomoe evolved into DEATH NINJA!
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XDDDD Again, I LOVE YOU. You're amazing ;D
*Joshy comes out of the bushes humming and stumbles upon his father*
Tomoe: ._. ehh...Joshua, I don't think you should be here--*shoots joshua in the head as well*
Joshua's last words: I WANNA PLAY TOO!
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oh god that mental image was mean but I couldn't help but giggle.
now I keep imagining other people randomly coming from the bushes and Tomoe shooting them all in the head.
EVERYBODY'S DYING.
AND IT'S ALL TOMOE'S FAULT.
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Zomg YES.
e_e;; SHE SHOT CR?! *sobs on CR's dead body*
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WELL DON'T YOU WORRY MISS
I'M A DOCTOR
*punches CR's body*
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LOLYAY
I find it hilarious how most of the doctors in Trauma Center and Trauma Team randomly say "I'M A DOCTOR"
Norly.
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I've recently taken up the the habit of yelling "I'M A DOCTOR" in real life during completely random situations.
Sister: Gah, I can't find the TV remote-
Me: DON'T WORRY I'M A DOCTOR
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XDD Hmm...I should try that. I wanna see what happens ;D After playing UtK2 I tended to raise my hand above random things like he does before an operation
*Places food on the table and shoots out hand above it*
"I'M BEGINNING THE OPERATI--I mean, I guess I'll eat now..."
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Do you know how completely awesome you are right now
This is beautiful C:
Aha Gabe.
No one will actually miss him :U
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*shoot you back in the hell*
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Awww well thank you
Oh I don't know about that. He has quite a large fanbase... :U
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They won't find out.
Tomoe will bury him before anyone sees
And if anyone sees anything, she'll shoot them as well.
We'll just get Josh to pretend to be his father for a while back at Resurgam
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Yes, yes, this plan is genius.
We can give him stilts to make him taller and draw some beard stubble with a permanent marker.
Nobody will ever know...
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RADIOACTIVE WASTE ANTIBIOTIC GEL WILL FIX HIM.
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NO
LIVE, DAMN YOU
LIVE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE *beats chest repeatedly*
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WE MUST OPERATE IMMEDIATELY D8
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