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Published: 2017-11-23 04:45:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 501; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 0
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this can all explain itself.bringing back 2016.
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"ROAR IM A BEAR ROAR ROAR IM VEGAN&
David Attenborough: We see the AJbear in its natural habitat. A strange creature indeed. It stands apart from other members of its Genus. Though it resembles the common, overrated grizzly bear, the edgy blue circles and the dank glasses are the indicator. If you are lucky, you may experience its vegan diet of chicken flavoured vegetarian salmon. It catches them with a pokeball it stole from the body of a tryhard pokemon trainer. Back to those dank glasses. It wears the dank glasses as a symbol of intense savagery and probably a lament to 2016 memes.
If you stand under the full moon near Marijuaaino fields, you will hear it screaming its call. The AJbear risks a look around. Perhaps it doesnt want to be seen by their older brother? It sighs, shedding a single tear. Then with a flip of its edgy flowing anime emo hair, it prepares to cry into the night for the late lord and savior, Pepe.
"YEAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
The dankery is great, the roar echoes for miles off the mountains, then under the cold black sky, they try again
"HERE COME THAT BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII"
The AJbear looks for a sign. Perhaps a breeze or a shooting star? The AJbear is dedicated to summoning its master, so it doesnt give up. It cries, louder this time.
"SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY"
It waits, silently. It looks again, supposedly keeping watch for a judgemental meme enthusiast, that will glady take down anyone whom is not up to date on the dankest meme trends. AJbear feels its heart lurch with crippling depression. Did Pepe and Harambe hear? No. No crippling depression. AJbear must stay in 2016. AJbear takes a deep breath.
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The Nokia Phone in its pocket rings.
It answers.
"🅱oneless" the caller repliess
AJbear quixkly hangs up. All hope is lost.
"Im gay." It says, quietly.
"Dam son whered yoy find this" it echoes away into the shadows.
AJbear disappears into the fields, whispering
"all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run... outrun my gun..."
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im crying what is this, i call this writing right here a masterpiece.
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It took a bit
of my soul
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