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NAME: Garth P. CupineAGE: 8 years (26 in human years)
GENDER: Male
SPECIES: North American Porcupine
LIKES: Learning new things, sweets, sleeping, porn, sweets, getting attention, sweets... did I mention sweets?
DISLIKES: Being made fun of, crowds, arrogant people, exercise, vegetables
STRONG POINTS: High intelligence, fairly strong, very relaxed
WEAK POINTS: Low stamina, poor socialization skills, low speed, overweight, his disability
BIO: Garth is an eight year old North American Porcupine. He was born to a young single mother. As a little one, he showed much potential, appearing to be something of a prodigy. In the beginning of his education he proved to be incredibly intelligent, until one summer. He was one year old and would be entering the second grade in three weeks. His mother, wanting him to exercise, sent him outside to play. He did as he was told and went out to see some of the other forest children, when something fell from the sky. No-one that was there knew what it was, and poor Garth never saw it coming as it came down flat on his head, knocking him out cold. He didn't appear to sustain many injuries until he began to talk. He was now unable to give a relevant response for anything. If you asked him a question he couldn't answer. He could shake his head no, nod yes or shrug his shoulders, but if he had to answer with his voice he couldn't muster the correct words, usually just spewing out any random word or phrase that happened to be in his little head. It was thought that all his intelligence had been lost in the accident, until he returned to school. If he was asked something verbally, he could not answer aside from the indiscriminate babble the incident had thrown on him, but he did just as well on any written assignments as he had done before. He still knew the answers in his mind, but somewhere between there and coming out of his mouth the proper responses would become mangled into purposeless drivel. As time has progressed, Garth has recovered a bit. If something is said to him repeatedly, he may, after a few tries, be able to come up with the correct answer. However, he doesn't know the correct responses from the improper ones, so he has to have everything repeated to him. Even without being able to speak properly, he has led a fairly normal life.
drawing garth reminds me a lot of drawing tom. :I
have mercy for the backstory, it's been a really long time since i needed to write one and i kinda forgot how
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Comments: 33
RedRose102 [2011-05-13 20:55:32 +0000 UTC]
garth: this fan letter says, "dear garth, which one do u like da best? ablette or jord?" hmmmmm, let me think here.....
*jord flash back*
jord: I F**KING TOLD U WAT WOULD HAPPEN IF U EVER USE MY TOOTHBRUSH AGAIN!!!!
*throws garth in da tolit
garth: NNOOOO (gurgles)
*ablette flash back*
ablette: hey garth, lets pretend we're going steady!! :3
garth: uuummmm oook....
ablette: does this dress make me look fat??
garth: oh nooo! uh,
ablette: thanks
garth: .__.
ablette: U NEVER WANT 2 CUDDLE AFTERWARDS!!!
garth: ummm, am i like ur lover or something....
ablette: .....i hate u!!
garth: um wat?
*end flash back*
garth: (0-0)........let's ask me a.... different question!!!
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un-champignon In reply to RedRose102 [2011-05-13 20:57:28 +0000 UTC]
ablette! garth is a porcupine! you don't date porcupines, missy!
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RedRose102 In reply to un-champignon [2011-05-13 20:59:03 +0000 UTC]
ablette: .n. awwww, but he's so cute.....
megan: no
ablette: but...
megan: ...NO!!!!
ablette:
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RedRose102 [2011-05-07 19:12:13 +0000 UTC]
ablette: who wants a bath? U DO!!
garth: wat da f**k is a bath??
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un-champignon In reply to RedRose102 [2011-05-07 19:18:52 +0000 UTC]
a horrible thing, garth. you must run.
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RedRose102 In reply to un-champignon [2011-05-07 19:21:44 +0000 UTC]
2 LATE!!!
garth: *garth in bath* get me out of here!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
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chockiedockie [2011-04-20 05:25:21 +0000 UTC]
likes: ....porn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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chockiedockie In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-21 00:54:35 +0000 UTC]
not as much as me. xD
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un-champignon In reply to chockiedockie [2011-04-21 01:20:28 +0000 UTC]
what do you do pervier than masturbation? o3o
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chockiedockie In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-21 01:27:10 +0000 UTC]
hm.....
well.
i don't know actually, i'm just unbelievably sick minded.
did you know that the scottish speak a language called
GAELICK?
pronounced GAY- LICK for full effect.
GAY.
LICK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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sagethemouse [2011-04-20 02:20:07 +0000 UTC]
...Would you kill me if I made him look like a sonic character...? O_O
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sagethemouse In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-20 04:32:27 +0000 UTC]
aww! I would of had SO much fun with Garth! XD
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un-champignon In reply to sagethemouse [2011-04-20 15:33:04 +0000 UTC]
i've never seen a sonic character as fat as garth, i dunno if it'd be possible to make one xD
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sagethemouse In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-20 22:42:03 +0000 UTC]
FYI: Good examples of fat sonic characters would be Big the Cat [link] and Storm the Albatross. [link]
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un-champignon In reply to sagethemouse [2011-04-21 00:11:22 +0000 UTC]
there's still the matter that i hate them
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sagethemouse In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-21 00:44:44 +0000 UTC]
Well actually, in my case, Garth isn't even that fat. If I attempted to draw him I bet he would look ten times thinner than Big and Storm.
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un-champignon In reply to yoshi659 [2011-04-19 22:26:17 +0000 UTC]
i think tom may be bald, he might just have garth living on his head
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yoshi659 In reply to un-champignon [2011-04-19 22:36:52 +0000 UTC]
But then why does he call Garth Steve?
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un-champignon In reply to yoshi659 [2011-04-19 22:37:18 +0000 UTC]
he doesn't speak porcupine
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RedRose102 [2011-04-19 21:12:38 +0000 UTC]
NICE!!! i luv porcupines!!! they make da perfect weapon!!!
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un-champignon In reply to RedRose102 [2011-04-19 21:38:48 +0000 UTC]
oh god, please don't use garth for combat he wouldn't like that
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un-champignon In reply to herecomesthesun12 [2011-04-19 18:26:11 +0000 UTC]
i wanted a little forest dweller. skanktopi only fare well in pubs and the deep blue sea.
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