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This poor girl is done for and she knows it.The frog people's routine is always the same: Surround your victim, engage in a polite conversation with them, and after the conversation is over - take turns sitting on them until they are finally squished to death.
To postpone the inevitable, all that's left for the victim to do is to make the conversation last as long as possible. Talk about philosophy, fashion, your family, the weather... anything. Frog people are in fact wonderful conversationalists. This will be the last conversation you will ever have, so better try to enjoy it.
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Comments: 49
UndefinedError In reply to AngelGhidorah [2012-10-29 20:11:31 +0000 UTC]
/Googles "Amy Pond"
Hmm... Yes, yes, it is.
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AngelGhidorah In reply to UndefinedError [2012-10-29 21:07:46 +0000 UTC]
Cool. Where's the Doctor when she needs him?
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UndefinedError In reply to AngelGhidorah [2012-10-29 22:26:01 +0000 UTC]
Probably with the next girl.
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Caligula12 In reply to UndefinedError [2011-07-19 23:39:26 +0000 UTC]
Giant dwarves/midgets. Weird contrast.
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UndefinedError In reply to Caligula12 [2011-07-20 00:16:29 +0000 UTC]
They're giant frog people, actually.
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not-really-living [2010-10-10 15:30:17 +0000 UTC]
Their bodily positions are very creepy. They almost seem like gargoyles.
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UndefinedError In reply to not-really-living [2010-10-10 17:13:55 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, creepy is good.
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not-really-living In reply to UndefinedError [2010-10-10 17:47:05 +0000 UTC]
That is definitely what you were going for.
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UndefinedError In reply to not-really-living [2010-10-10 17:55:14 +0000 UTC]
I was going for giant frog people who make conversations with people and then squish them, creepy was just a side effect.
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not-really-living In reply to UndefinedError [2010-10-10 18:21:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, you have both.
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Ancient-one [2010-10-02 23:02:00 +0000 UTC]
Hm.. I wonder if this is just a horror fantasy of you or if it is meant as some kind of analogy to a certain type of human.
And if so, I wonder which one... let's see...
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UndefinedError In reply to Ancient-one [2010-10-02 23:08:19 +0000 UTC]
I woke up one morning and this image/story was in my head. What it means, ...that's the real question. I don't know. Any ideas?
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thieumsfr [2010-09-16 23:22:22 +0000 UTC]
I like the idea.
I have to ask : is the concept of frog people a way to "justify" butt squashes ?
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UndefinedError In reply to thieumsfr [2010-09-16 23:59:29 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!
How does the fact they're shaped like frogs justify it? To be perfectly honest, I don't know, it all seems pretty random to me. It's just an image that popped in my head, I don't even know what it means.
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thieumsfr In reply to UndefinedError [2010-09-17 09:29:07 +0000 UTC]
I did'nt ask "how does is justify", only "can it justify buttsquash".
To me, very heavy "back and butt" and little legs drive to butt squash, a bit like big fangs and claws on saber-toothed cats drive to hunt.
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UndefinedError In reply to thieumsfr [2010-09-17 23:53:54 +0000 UTC]
You do make a strong point there. ;]
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thieumsfr In reply to UndefinedError [2010-09-18 15:52:08 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, you mean it ?
English is only my 3rd language, so I don't always see when it's litteral speaking or irony...
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UndefinedError In reply to thieumsfr [2010-09-18 16:08:19 +0000 UTC]
I was being purposely ambiguous, but yeah, no irony.
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UndefinedError In reply to Harlequin-Elle [2010-09-16 19:47:00 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, and thanks.
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floortjesart [2010-09-16 12:32:16 +0000 UTC]
I love the story behin it! But it sure is creepy..
Nice job!
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Fangfingers [2010-09-16 10:10:36 +0000 UTC]
ooohhhhhhhh-- K .... NOW i've seen "everything" .........
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Is it possible for a grown man to give another grown man a llama badge without implying anything directly or indirectly? Is it appropriate for grown men to exchange llama badges in public?
The new millennium confuses me so. ~ Fangfingers
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UndefinedError In reply to Fangfingers [2010-09-16 16:28:41 +0000 UTC]
You wait... I'm just getting started.
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lordmep [2010-09-16 03:52:03 +0000 UTC]
Me no like frog people, but it's nice to see your vision bearing fruit.
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UndefinedError In reply to lordmep [2010-09-16 04:39:02 +0000 UTC]
... it's weird, one morning a few days ago I woke up and they were in my head. So "vision" is really just the word for it.
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lordmep In reply to UndefinedError [2010-09-16 19:43:22 +0000 UTC]
Creepy...
What else ya got?
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UndefinedError In reply to lordmep [2010-09-16 21:17:47 +0000 UTC]
Besides the ones I mentioned? Plenty. I'll get back to you on that.
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lordmep In reply to UndefinedError [2010-09-16 21:41:55 +0000 UTC]
I got a long ass Halo joke.
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alexnara1980-2 [2010-09-16 03:14:44 +0000 UTC]
Lol, good job dude. Btw since they are part frog do they have long tongues xD
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UndefinedError In reply to alexnara1980-2 [2010-09-16 03:23:36 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. They have longer than usual tongue, but not as long as a true frog would have it.
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alexnara1980-2 In reply to UndefinedError [2010-09-16 04:37:18 +0000 UTC]
Lol so I suppose no matter what your going to die, if you stay you get sat on if you somehow avoid being sat on and run for it their tongue will probably catch you.
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UndefinedError In reply to alexnara1980-2 [2010-09-16 04:48:10 +0000 UTC]
Hehe yup, no one had ever escaped the frog people. Once they have you, you're doomed.
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SportsLunatic [2010-09-16 02:57:03 +0000 UTC]
Not the most sociable of folks in the long run, are they?
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UndefinedError In reply to SportsLunatic [2010-09-16 03:21:37 +0000 UTC]
Why think so far ahead? Live in the moment!
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