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undefinedreference In reply to Senecal [2014-06-14 09:36:19 +0000 UTC]

- Careful you idiots, I said across her nose, not up it! Who made that man a gunner?
- I did, sir, he's my cousin.
- And who's he?
- He's an Asshole, sir.
- Yeah I know that, but what's his name?
- That's his name, sir: Asshole, Major Asshole.
- And his cousin?
- He's and Asshole too sir, Gunnersmate First Class Philip Asshole.
- How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
- Yo!!!
- Keep firing, Assholes!!

(Me and my pals used to make a sport of knowing as many scenes from the movie as possible by heart - some have survived to this day)

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Senecal In reply to undefinedreference [2014-06-14 15:17:38 +0000 UTC]

This is the noblest of past-times!
bravo!

'Tommy Boy' is another good one.

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undefinedreference In reply to Senecal [2014-06-14 16:22:11 +0000 UTC]

I've never even seen that one. I watch on average 1 film every year on TV, when my mind is in one of those rare alpha wave configurations in which my attention span is in a state that allows me to follow anything other than South Park, Family Guy or something really heavy about, say, the global arms trade for longer that 0.41 seconds. I'm not even sure why exactly people watch movies or read novels, don't they have lives of their own?

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undefinedreference In reply to MrDorgon [2013-10-18 17:46:58 +0000 UTC]

"Don't worry, Pizza, you'll have it by next week!"
"Naahh, gotta have it by tomorrow.."
"A hundred thousand spacebucks by tomorrow?!"
"A hundred thousand?!! You forgot late charges, which brings it up to... A million!"
"A million spacebucks?! But that's unfair!"
"Unfair to the payor, but not to the payee.. But you're going to pay it, or else.."
"Or else what?"
"Tell'em, Vinnie.."
"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!!"

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