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unknownwolf1996 — Riding into battle
Published: 2013-11-26 00:25:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 631; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Hmm, it looks like some kind of siberian husky, crossed with a wolf...but it's like, at least the size of a st. bernard. Was this the selective breeder who developed giant-sized animals? He bred a 6 foot cow, and a rabbit big enough to fit in a wheelbarrow...Dang!
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ladies and gentlemen, we have found the only living dinosaur that is left
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XDD a bear impersonating a dog
FOR SPARTA!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!! *Rides into battle on a gray and white version of the dog, and the dog has armor* ONWARD!!!!!
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LET'S GO ZERO!!!!
Zero: *sighs* Fuck my life.... *leaps forward*
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YAY! MY NAMES MIMI CHAN!
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My name is Mimi! Onward to battle! *runs with sword*
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*holds hand down to you* Come on! I'll pull you up!
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*grabs your hand*
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*pulls you up behind me* hold on to me with one hand. I'll take one side. You get the other. Zero you carve a path.
Zero: got it. *growls*
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Ok! *holds your hand*
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Zero: FUCK!!
What is it, Z?
Zero: they have archers.
FUCK!!!
Zero: That's what I said.
WELL I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I'M SAYING IT AGAIN!!!!
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Guys calm down! Surely we'll fix this!
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They have ARCHERS. We have NO SHIELDS
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Oh! Um....I got nothing. Except for a shield my mom gave me!
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Zero has armor so he'll be fine. We need it though!!!!
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Ok! *hand you the big shield*
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Grazie! *holds shield over both of us while swinging my sword at the waves of enemy soldiers below, gripping Zero's body with my legs*
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This...is...AWESOME!!
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I have no idea why, but I would name it Poncho
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that is a big dog i would love to have it! jk
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Me too...to bad mom won't let me get one
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